I could really go for a sandwich.....Oh and sex. ^_-
ROTFLMAO!!!! I'm dying..I'm crying...Tears rolling out of my eyes...I'm cramping up....The 80s I tell ya! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Her: So would you ever consider being with someone much, much younger than yourself, but still of legal age?
Me: Sure, but it does depend on the female though. Not all younger women are mature. Just like not all older guys are boring.
Her: Really? Why?
Me: Does that surprise you? Many older men would. It's an ego boost. An older man pulling an attractive younger woman is things miracles are made of and generates all sorts of feelings in people young and old because it's out of the norm. Not part of society's programming. As though it goes against nature itself. As a young man, there is this understanding that there is an ocean of young girls to choose from. As an older man, there are only a small elite group of young women who are brave enough to buck the programming, not care what their family, friends and society in general think and choose to be with whoever they love regardless of age. They are willing to make the generation cap work even with the unique challenges that come with that type of relationship. A young guy would get an erection just by a small wind blowing across his crotch and he wouldn't be able to get it back down short of causing great pain in that area. An older guy will get an erection and then be concern about sustaining it. It takes more effort. He needs more stimulation. The idea of being with a young woman is not only visually more pleasing, but she's probably much tighter than someone who has popped out a few kids and that contributes to that extra stimulation he'll need to sustain the wood unless he pops the little blue pills. Of course, older females hate hearing this, but admits how they feel whenever the guy they are with even glances at a younger female.
Her: Very interesting. You don't mind someone thinking of you as an Old Perv robbing the cradle?
Me: LMAO! If that's the worse they could think of me if I were to date a legal yet younger female, then so be it. So I take it you're not into guys your own age?
Her: Hell No! They rush through sex not even caring if I have an orgasm, they take me for granted wanting to spend all the money I earn working every day and all they want to do is argue, fuck, drink and fight.
Me: Well, you do have valid issues there. The value of being with a female around their own age is a lot less than an older guy's value with being with someone younger. Some, not all, younger guys do take it for granted being with someone around their own age because they see it as that's how it's SUPPOSE to be and have little belief that their pool of females may choose to go older.
Her: Well most people feel younger females only want older guys for their money as Sugar Daddys so regardless people are always going to have their own personal opinion. But fuck'em, it's not their life to live.
Me: Agreed.
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8 Pop Songs About Teen Girls That Had Men Wondering About The Age Of Legal Consent..... 😲🤣
"Seventeen" by Foreigner
"Into The Night" by Benny Mardones
"You're Sixteen, You're Beautiful (and You're Mine)" by Johnny Burnette
"Happy Birthday Sweet Sixteen" by Neil Sedaka
"Thank Heaven for Little Girls" by Maurice Chevalier
"Young Girl" by Gary Puckett and the Union Gap
"Sixteen Candles" by The Crests
"Vehicle" by Ides of March
So I was hanging out with my buddy one day just enjoying some weed when and I asked him how were things going with his new girlfriend? He said ok, but that they still haven't had sex yet. He said he figured after he paid for her to go on a trip alone, that he'd at least smash that once she returned. The reason he didn't go with her is that she said she was just so stressed with life that she needed some time to herself. When she returned, he tried to get it on with her, but that she told him she couldn't have sex with him because a horse had kicked her in the vagina. WTF?! He said she was walking all funny too. I'm thinking to myself, what type of fucking horse goes around just kicking females in their vagina? He said, she had like 20 guy friends who visited her in her apartment to console her after it happened though. I'm like thinking, wait, what?! He said that she was pretty much confined to her bed, but that they didn't mind. He said he asked her how could she fit all those guys in her tiny room? Turns out although it was a tight fit, they took turns going in and out. Coming and then going on a rotating basis. I'm like, wait, what?! Apparently, some of them even left creampies. He knows how much she likes those. She told him that because of her DNA, all those pies might make her gain a little weight in a few months due to a Delayed Metabolism Disorder. I'm thinking, is this dude making this shit up? Well, he actually felt that was pretty cool of her friends. I'm looking at this guy's eyes to see if he's high or something. So I thought about it and then asked him just where did she say she was when she had this traumatic experience with this said horse? This guy, this stupid fucker told me that she told him she was in New Orleans, on Bourbon Street when she tried to flick the butt of a cop's horse and that's when the horse kicked her. That's when her friends decided to carry her up to her French Quarters hotel room, lay her on her bed and then kept coming in to check on her, but someone must have dropped one of the creampies on her bed because when she woke up, there were stains on her sheets and that's what he saw in the selfie she sent to him. He's still a little confused why I slapped the dog shit out of him and just walked away.
"A simple, harmonious life without the pursuit of riches or glory." ~ Epicurus
So I said why find yourself on the street starving?....When all else fails....Sex sells. ijs hahaha
COMMENTS
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Drayton
03:52 Sep 27 2017
I'm pretty sure there's an app for that.
LORDMOGY
03:53 Sep 27 2017
LOL!