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Ladies, don't go into the bathroom or closet and pop out to surprise your love wearing lingerie at bedtime and expect it to stay on for long and then complain that you wasted your time putting it on just to have your love take it off.



Hell, you're in the bedroom near the bed. If you want it to stay on longer, try wearing your lingerie around the house, condo or apartment doing routine stuff while your love stares in awe and then let your love undress you at bedtime.



Just one man's opinion.