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lmfao

hahaha you sick fucking bastard!

:P

Good grief.

I like how she is using the float for her leg rest...LMAO!



Keeping it classy!

Nobbin' to see here.. knobbly doing anyone...

LMAO!!!!!!

Oh no...LOL!

have you seen the airport skit of dave chapelle as lil jon

?

No...now I have to go searching for it. LOL!

OMFG hahahahaa I love Dave Chappelle. The rick james, charlie murphy ones are my favorite.

Love it - lol

DW, and Donk

*laughing my ass off*

At the moment I want that Meme of that man with the glass and write: ''I don't like tits only,'' and under it write: ''but I also like the ass too.''

I did it:



http://memegenerator.net/instance/48805826

^^^ Nice!

lol love your sense of humor. My line would be this: I might not be good at cooking and doing house chores, I might be average looking and not rich, but I'll promise you, that when we'll have sex, I'll scream your name.

LOL! Nice!

Want:



The truly submissive MAN doesn't hide.

This is who I am, he says. Take me.

It's not only his body which he makes available. He invites total intimacy.

In doing so, he inevitably makes himself vulnerable.

In letting you reach inside him

into the quivering core of his being,

he runs the risk of being harmed.

You can do damage if you aren't careful.

But he trusts you enough to run the risk.

I would not want a submissive woman...



And I wouldn't submit to ANY woman for ANY reason.

I wouldn't want a 'Slave', but I want a Submissive. But I'm with you, I would never submit. It's not in my manly nature.

I was being snarky with my reply.



I don't want a 'truly submissive' man, and I'm NOT submissive...lol

so true

Good grief...your mind is truly mainly focused on sex!

Sexual Vampyre at your service..... ^_^

~nods

Well, it all depends...some are into drowning.

Takes the term 'Water Sport' to a whole new level. ^_^

LOL...

DAAAAAANG! He went ummm...there? LOL!

A woman's pelvis is designed to stretch and mold/remold itself for childbirth...a woman's asshole isn't.

It's about pain tolerance not anatomy.

I'd say that it's about both.

So, explain the GINORMOUS turds I have seen women leave behind in toilets. I mean, turds that would make John Holmes' penis look like an infant's. Disgusting, yes, but oh so true.



*Not that I'm an advocate for anal sex.

...Isis is sorry that she saw this...

Some woman actually get off on giving BJs. It is like they say they have a clit in the back of their throat.

How could anyone not respect that???

Is this before or after that thing was in her butt?

LOL!!!

LMAO!

Hell ya I am down for the Pink Taco.

lol

Start a prduct line, and take it on Shark Tank show hehe call it Money Shot Creme'.

And what do YOU do for them, exactly?

Didn't you ask this question before Isis?



Well when were not BDSM Role Playing, I'm treating them like a Queen and spoiling them...



What I Do When I'm In An Intimate Relationship...



1. Touch her waist.



2. Actually talk to her.



3. Share secrets with her.



4. Give her my jacket if she's cold.



5. Kiss her slowly.



6. Hug her.



7. Hold her.



8. Laugh with her.



9. Invite her somewhere.



10. Hangout with her and my friends together.



11. Smile with her.



12. Take pictures with her.



13. Pull her onto my lap.



14. When she says she loves me more, I deny it and fight back.



15. When her friends say “I love her more than you”, I deny it and fight back and hug her tight so she can’t get to her friends. It makes her feel loved.



16. Always hug her and say "I love you" whenever I see her.



17. Kiss her unexpectedly.



18. Hug her from behind around the waist.



19. Tell her she’s beautiful.



20. Tell her the way I feel about her.



21. Open doors for her, walk her to her car.



22. Tell her she’s my everything.



23. If it seems like there is something wrong, I ask her - if she denies something being wrong, it means she doesn't want to talk about it so I just hug her.



24. Make her feel loved.



25. Kiss her in front of OTHER females I know & hold her hand!



26. Don’t lie to her.



27. DON’T cheat on her.



28. Take her ANYWHERE she wants within my budget.



29. Text message or call her in the morning and tell her have a good day at school/work, and how much I miss her already.



30. Be there for her whenever she needs me, and even when she doesn't need me, just be there so she’ll know that she can always count on me.



31. Hold her close when she’s cold so she can hold me too.



32. When we are alone I hold her close and kiss her.



33. Kiss her on the cheek.



34. While in the movies, I put my arm around her and then sometimes she'll automatically put her head on my shoulder so then I lean in and tilt her chin up and kiss her lightly.



35. When people insult her or spread rumors, I stand up for her.



36. Look deep into her eyes and tell her I love her.



37. Lay down under the stars and put her head on my chest so she can listen to the steady beat of my heart, link our fingers together while I whisper to her as she rests her eyes and listens to me.



38. When walking next to each other I'll grab her hand.



39. When I hug her I try to hold her in my arms as long as possible.



40. Call or text her at night when not with her to wish her sweet dreams.



41. Comfort her when she cries and wipe away her tears.



42. Take her for long walks.



43. Always remind her how much I love her.



44. Straddle the top of her and tell her how much I love her and then bend down to her face and kiss her while I'm still on top of her.



45. Tickle her.



46. Compromise.



47. Communicate.



48. Treat her as a Queen.



49. Keep anything negative that's going on in our relationship as a private matter.



50. Do not tolerate lying, cheating (physical or emotional) or abuse.



What I Bring To A Relationship?



Well let's start with intangible qualities such as extensive world travel, life experience, loyalty, faithfulness, intelligence, serenity, courage, wisdom, a good listener, somewhat of a philosopher, focus, trustworthy, honest, fair, and well read on many subjects to include psychology and the human condition. Also the study of relationships being one of my favorites. I'm a man that will always strive for personal growth and continuing knowledge in areas of my choice.



Now let's talk about the tangibles. I'm not a rich man since I served in the USMC and I didn't get rich doing it, but my career allowed me to fully retire comfortably in 2011. My military retirment allows me to continue to take advantage of certain military privileges, and discounts which also includes medical, dental and educational benefits for me and any depenents I may have. Throughout my military career I took advantage of 'non-traditional' education as well as traditional. Although I didn't achieve any degrees, my many accomplishments, completion certificates, awards and promotions allowed me to afford a 3,146 sq ft home and two very nice vehicles along with other things I collect for entertainment and as a hobby. My Military Retirement Pension and VA Benefits allow me to enjoy my hobbies 24/7 and serenity and freedom from the rat race is a Major Goal Accomplished! ^_^



So while folks are going to school or their place of employment, I'm swimming in my pool with the waterfall or soaking in my spa or enjoying a number of other amenities my home has to offer such as my in home gym, game area, and theater room. However, this may not seem as much to offer to some, but I'm not for everyone....Just that special someone.



Some say I have a big EGO, well duhh, I was an active duty Marine for over 24 years. My Ego is a positive thing. It reflects confidence and sense of self-worth. I also think it very cool that even after experiencing the horrors of combat I can still laugh and joke around. I may have a Pharaoh size Ego, but I'm humble enough to admit it. ^_^

HAHAHA!!!

Lol

Interesting!!

How so?

Being a man has its own rewards. :D