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i HADDA fuck with him ---
17:29 May 20 2008
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so who all got a message from the dude selling blood??



haha *I* didnt but a friend of mine did, and i decided to fuck with him a little. i added him to my yahoo last night, and he answered me this morning :)

i thought i would share with you the convo :)



ENJOY :)



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clawpiabia_77: who are you



clawpiabia_77: how do you get my id



KK: you sent it to a friend of mine offering to sell her blood



KK: ya moron



clawpiabia_77: yes i do



clawpiabia_77: nice to meet you



KK: ya need to watch who you send shit like that too



KK: if you SERIOUSLY do that



KK: best to find out if who you are OFFERING it to, IS IN THE MARKET



clawpiabia_77: yes



KK: use some common sense



clawpiabia_77: i do i sell



KK: im not doubting you



clawpiabia_77: really



KK: just teling you to be careful



clawpiabia_77: what common sense



KK: about WHO YOU OFFER to



clawpiabia_77: becareful like how



clawpiabia_77: you must be mad



clawpiabia_77: i will suck your blood right now



KK: LMFAO



clawpiabia_77: if you can come over to my huse in new york



clawpiabia_77: i will suck your blood dieeeeeeee



KK: hahhahah



KK: GOD



clawpiabia_77: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh:))



KK: what a fucking moron



clawpiabia_77: you are bloody fool



KK: lmfao



KK: YOu are a fucking idiot :)



clawpiabia_77: i will suck your bloood and sell it



clawpiabia_77: mother fucking ass hole



KK: gonna suck it out and spit it in a jar ??



KK: HAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAA



KK: and BTW



KK: what the FUCK is a HUSE ???



clawpiabia_77: gonna suck it out and spit it in a jar



KK: hahahaha



KK: SO?? whut is a HUSE???



KK: is that like. bloodsucking code for HOVEL??



KK: oh wait. you DO know what a hovel is dont you ??



clawpiabIA_77: yes but you not interesting meet me



KK: a run down shack of a HOUSE



KK: hahahaha



KK: nope



clawpiabia_77: so go to hell ass hole HUSE



KK: i dont do RETARDS baby :)



clawpiabia_77: AM blood hungry for your blood right now



clawpiabia_77: I FEEL like seeing you right now and scuk you to death



KK: you cant HANDLE the blood of an Ancient



KK: YOU cant even spell SUCK



clawpiabia_77: yeah



clawpiabia_77: mother fucker ass hole



KK: what makes you think i would SINK to YOUR level ??



KK: HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHH



clawpiabia_77: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh



clawpiabia_77: morun



KK: FUCK child... you cant even come up with your OWN rakes and you spell MINE wrong MORON



KK: sleep well tonight..



KK: i may just be up to see you, Mikky



KK: would you like to meet My Dark Mistress??



KK: Shes anxious to meet YOU :)



KK: cant take it when someone calls your bluff eh ??



KK: LMFAO



KK: you SICKEN me :)



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he freaked and bailed when i called him by his name :)



my work here is done :)

lmfao

repost--
06:56 May 20 2008
Times Read: 665

my son is on my mind this week.. he graduates high school Friday night and i just CANT believe it.. it seems like just yesterday he was starting Headstart ..



so i went digging in my journal, and pulled up what i think it my favorite entry ever, the one i wrote on his birthday last year, December 24th...



and since i like readin it ... ima put it here again :)



_________________________________________





18 years ago today ....

i cant believe it ....



it was hard getting you here... and scary ...



from the look on the Dr's face when he lost your heartbeat the first time, to the fact that there was no fluid for you, to the sound of the Dr's voice when he tried to whisper to the nurse that the cord was wrapped around your neck.



But when they finally handed you to me .. small, screaming, rough as hell from absorbing so much of the fluid yourself from being over-due ...



you were the most beautiful thing i have ever seen.. my son ... my lil boy ... come to me on Xmas Eve. what better present could someone receive.



all the time spent in the hospital when you were a baby .... the time i nearly lost you to pneumonia and RSV .... the loooong nights and the breathing treatments ....



your first day of headstart .. i cried ... and you ... YOU TOLD ME not to worry that you would be home in time for Barney .... lol mommas lil man ..



first day of first grade wasn't any better on me . real school . my lil man growing up .... and this time you said ... "dont worry momma.. Holly is here to watch me".. lol that she was ...



the day i finally faced the fact that "HE" wasnt coming home.. i cried . and you said "Dont worry Momma, I'll take care of you." .. .. ..yes you did



the day your voice cracked for the first time .. i sat down at the table and cried lol and you asked me why and i explained .... and you said "Dont worry Momma, I will always be your little boy.".... yes son, you alway will ....



the day you got your drivers license.... whew.. that was a big one and like an over-emotional mother, i cried... and you said "Don't worry Momma, I'll be careful." thank goodness you always have been



and today ... you turn 18, and yes .. i'm crying .... i can't believe your 18, you're not Momma's lil man any more .... and I am always gonna worry, baby ...



thats what Mommas are for.



I love you, Jonathen Chase Williams ..

Happy Birthday .....



___________________________________



guess i should change that to HAPPY GRADUATION



gawd

i cant belive it .....

hhhhhhahahaha :D
20:54 May 16 2008
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heh

so um yeah ---
14:29 May 16 2008
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*giggles and snorts*

i JESS luff joo hahhaha



WhOOOOOOOOO RAH for journals :)

RazorWind
04:43 May 15 2008
Times Read: 699

it was fun while it lasted

but

**sigh**

alas i am tired of you now



you are blocked :)

needa release??
19:45 May 14 2008
Times Read: 707

i dont know about YOU, but I DO ..



so



ima just



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whew



ty



i feel better

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHHA
16:08 May 14 2008
Times Read: 716








BLACK TESTICLES...



A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask

over his mouth and nose. A young, student nurse appears to give him a

partial sponge bath.



Nurse', he mumbles, from behind the mask. 'Are my testicles black?'



Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, 'I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to

wash your upper body and feet.'



He struggles to ask again, 'Nurse, please check. Are my testicles black?'

Concerned that he may elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worry

about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the

covers. She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his

testicles in the other.



Then,

she takes a close look and says, There's nothing wrong with them, Sir!'



The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly,

'Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but, listen very, very Closely......



A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k?

Camelot
04:35 May 13 2008
Times Read: 733

i've aways been a big fan of Arthurian Legend...



i worked hard on this image lol its about five put together.. and I AM DAMN proud of it ... though its not the usual type of things folks are used to seeing from me ........



Its called



Pendragon~~~~~~

sometimes i wonder
19:09 May 12 2008
Times Read: 739

yanno

you just wonder about random shit from time to time...



like...



how much does the guy make that puts the little doololey on the ends of shoestrings??



who thought of making the phone cord a curly cue??



why is Ranch Dressing, CALLED Ranch Dressing??











and how... i mean seriously... HOW can some people LIVE with themselves??

yanno
19:46 May 11 2008
Times Read: 757

some people just ....



scare me



:-/

*sigh*
16:06 May 08 2008
Times Read: 763

its a dreary yuck-ass day in KamiLand

theres tornado watches and warnings out all around me but not RIGHT HERE in my county



and i feel just as dark and dreary as the clouds



*meh*

how dumb are you ??
04:19 May 08 2008
Times Read: 772




1. What do you put in a toaster?



The answer is bread. If you said "toast", then give up now and go do something else. Try not to hurt yourself. If you said, "bread", go to question 2.





2. Say "silk" five times. Now spell "silk". What do cows drink?



Answer: Cows drink water. If you said "milk", please do not attempt the next question. Your brain is obviously overstressed and may even overheat. It may be that you need to content yourself with reading something more appropriate such ! as "Children's World". If you said, "water" then proceed to question three.





3. If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house is made from blue bricks and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a black house is made from black bricks, what is a greenhouse made from?



Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass. If you said "green bricks", what the heck are you still doing here reading these questions? If you said "glass", then go on to question four.





4. Twenty years ago, a plane is flying at 20,000 feet over Germany. If you will recall, Germany at the time was politically divided into West Germany and East Germany. Anyway, during the flight, TWO of the engines fail. The pilot, realizing that the last remaining engine is also failing, decides on a crash landing procedure. Unfortunately the engine fails before he has time and the plane crashes smack in the middle of "no man's land" between East Germany and West Germany. Where would you bury! the survivors - East Germany or West Germany or in "no man's land"?

Answer: You don't, of course, bury survivors. If you said ANYTHING else, you are a real dunce and you must NEVER try to rescue anyone from a plane crash. Your efforts would not be appreciated. If you said, "Don't bury the survivors" then proceed to the next question.





5. If the hour hand on a clock moves 1/60th of a degree every minute then how many degrees will the hour hand move in one hour? Answer: One degree. If you said "360 degrees" or anything other than "one degree", you are to be congratulated on getting this far, but you are obviously out of your league. Turn your pencil in and exit the room. Everyone else proceed to the final question.





6. Without using a calculator - You are driving a bus from London to Milford Haven in Wales. In London, 17 people get on the bus. In Reading, six people get off the bus and nine people get on. In Swindon, two people get off and four get on. In Cardiff, 11 people get off and 16 people get on. In Swansea, th! ree people get off and five people get on. In Carmathen, six people get off and three get on. You then arrive at Milford Haven. What was the name of the bus driver?



Answer: Oh, for heaven sake! It was YOU, Read the first line!!!

of rum and coke and hawt bodies
03:06 May 08 2008
Times Read: 780

my my

the kantina is JUMPIN tonight

hahah

and so far its just me and CM... throwing back drinks and dancin around in various stages of dress :D

huh??
17:17 May 06 2008
Times Read: 791

*shakes head*



some fucking people... i swear



*walks away grumbling*

sometimes ...
18:36 May 03 2008
Times Read: 798

its the small things that make you feel better....

whether your giving OR receiving ...



thank YOU .. :)