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aww .. maxie !
15:29 Feb 28 2009
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this is Max .. my grandkitty hahaha



laid back and chillin on the bed...

looking purty comfy huh?? lol

so today . . . . .
15:03 Feb 28 2009
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today the fam and i are going out to eat to celebrate muh bday which was last Wednesday :)



we waited til today so that my dad and my son could be home for it since they are still working in Memphis.



my mom asked me if i had decided where i wanted to go yet lol and as usual for my bday, i want fish :P lol ... theres a place just outside of town called "SWAMP JOHNS" .. ommfg ... they have some awesome catfish and homefries !!!



my nanny even says she'll go with us, since "there will be so many to catch me if i fall" *insert eye roll* and before you get angry with my callous attitude lol understand that my nanny has been known to FAKE a fall, just for the attention, and having mentioned it like she did this morning, pretty much assures that a fall WILL happen, whether it "happens" or not ...



*sigh*



on an even MORE random note...

perhaps i should have stayed out of a coven thread, discussing torture of POWs .. specifically OUR treatment of POWs ... *meh*

sssoooooo...
03:39 Feb 28 2009
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i have been given an assignment ...



one i am taking very seriously .. as i dont want beat :)



so... my mission starts now ... i am ON THE HUNT ... for a boytoy for muh Moonie to play with :D



there are certain criteria ..



he must be over 21.. drinking may be necessary



he must understand that Moonies GIRLS come (sp?? lol) first ..



he must understand that he is JUST there in case she needs a lil sausage with her sammich ..



and most of all...

he must KNOW the meaning of ... HEY!! hit the highway!!!



so .. wish meh luck !!!

omg omg omg haha
10:23 Feb 27 2009
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an owl !!

hahhaha jess for meh :)





oh lawd look what you stared LKD!!! haha

thank you LKD !!!! lolol
10:15 Feb 27 2009
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AWWWWWWWWWWWW

Unexpected Gift
18:41 Feb 25 2009
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sometimes lol kids do the sweetest FUCKING things lmao ... today, while i was in Walmart, the cutest thing in the WORLD happened lmfao...



i was standing at the deli counter, waiting on my smoked cheddar to be sliced, when a young boy, 4 at the most, and his grandmother came walking by .. and the lil boy was saying something about "for my birthday"... so as he skipped by me headed for the bday cakes ... i asked him .. "Is today your birthday??".... he looked at me and shook his head NO .. and went to the cakes.. as his greandmother stopped and said, laughing..."NO... haha .. we just have to look at the birthday cakes EVERY time we come in here" .. lol ..



I told her .."Well, I asked because today is MY birthday, and i was gonna get him a cupcake or something ..." ... about this time .. the lil boy walked back up to where we were standing ... and he said.."HEY !! .. is today REALLY your birthday??!?" ... and i told him yes.. it was ...



OMG.. i wish i had had my camera with me ... this four year old lil boy sudden BURST into his own rendition of HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU ... !!!!

BUT WAIT!!! thats not ALL !!



WHILE he was singing, at the top of his lungs... in the MIDDLE of Walmart lol .. he was also dancing ... a QUITE SPRY lil Irish Jig of all things LMFAO !! He sang the song two times ALL the way thru, all the while kicking his lil legs out to the side like a lil leprechaun .. LMFAO and when he was done ... he was DONE.. he stopped dancing, stopped singing, and walked away without saying hi bye kiss my butt or anything LMFAO !!!!!!!



His grandmother and i were both about to bust a GUT as she said .. "OH MY GOD.. he has NEVER done anything like that before !!!!!"



HAHAHAHAHAHHAH !!!!!!!



gotta luff kids huh ?? lol



this is certainly a bday to remember lmfao

ppsstt....
19:58 Feb 24 2009
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psstt....



hey ... YOU ! ...



yeah lol you !



come closer...



lean in ... i gotta tell ya something, and i gotta whisper it ...

BOOOOO!!!





sorry lol i HADDA !!



ok lol who fell for it ?? lol

*snort*
18:09 Feb 24 2009
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well.. can you ??
00:19 Feb 23 2009
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can you tell the difference between a frog and a horse?



can you ?? REALLY??



lets see....



look closely.. and watch for a few seconds ....

lmfaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
22:35 Feb 22 2009
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honestly ...

MOST of these i hadnt heard lmfao





*********************





Southern Expressions



Exclamations:

"Well knock me down and steal muh teeth!"

"Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit."



Threats:

"I'll slap you so hard, your clothes will be outtastyle."

"This'll jar your preserves."

"Don't you be makin' me open a can o' whoop-ass on ya!"



Good Things/Compliments:

"Cute as a sack full of puppies."

"If things get any better, I may have to hire someone to help me enjoy it."

"Gooder than grits."



The Weather:

"It's so dry, the trees are bribing the dogs."

"It's been hotter'n a goat's butt in a pepper patch."

Wintry roads are said to be "slicker than otter snot."



Descriptions:

A bothersome person is "like a booger that you can't thump off."

When something is bad then you say, "that ain't no count."

If something is hard to do, it's "like trying to herd cats."

"He ran like his feet was on fire and his ass was catchin."

A hectic schedule keeps you "Busier than a cat covering crap on a

marble floor."



Insults:

"She's uglier than homemade soap."

"Your momma's so fat, when she stepped up on the scale to be weighed, it said 'To be continued.'"

"He fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down."

"Uglier than a lard bucket full of armpits."

"The wheels still turning, but the hamsters dead"

Any insulting statement is always followed by "bless his/her heart."

Example: "She's dumber than a door knob, bless her heart."







Stikki... shut UP !!!

lmao

LOOOOKIE !!!!
20:24 Feb 22 2009
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ABS ABS ABS LOOOOKIE !!!!! hahahaha







and yesh .. i licked it and stuck it to muh puter screen

lmfao !!!

so i GOTTA say ..
15:51 Feb 22 2009
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i had an explosion last night ..

an emotional one



its NOT somethin i do very often.. but when i DO?!?

omg it can get bad..



LUCKILY .. it didnt get as bad as it could have last night, but i think i made my point VERY clear



see.. well.. without going into any MAJOR details ..



i

despise

overly

submissive

men !!!



probably because i am submissive myself, and need for the men in my life, even friends, to be... well.. MANLY.. not whimpy and whiney .. (NO OFFENSE out there subbie guys .. this just pertains to this situation :)



so this friend of mine, subbieman extraordinare, made me blow a gasket lol



i finally couldnt take any more, the pissing and whining and moaning, about a certain situation, that he had put himself in and wouldnt do anything to get out of ...



DAMMIT... i hadda get all DOMME on him and well.. i feel dirtah now !!



perhaps Moonie will flog me later and help me get back into subbie mode lol



and perhaps what i said sunk IN .. and i wont have to have another HISSY FIT on him .. the next one .. will do more than hurt his feelings a little bit i am afraid.. i may be subbie but i have a HELLA Mouth on me when need be :D



on another note..

i am watching a really COOL show in the SCIENCE network ... about tornadoes :)





just sayin :)

gotta luff THIS ...
17:07 Feb 20 2009
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In 2007,

5 million of our older Americans had

Not signed up in the given time,

For their Medicare, Part D, drug plan--

They are old and confused.

YET they were NOT

Granted an extension.



However, the 12 million illegal aliens in our

Country were allowed to stay, protest, procreate, receive support monies, attend schools,

Avoid paying income taxes,

Have our teachers take

300 hours of Spanish as a Second Language

And training at our expense, etc.





SO.... Don't forget to pay your taxes this year !!

12 million illegal aliens

Are depending on you! !

wtf?!!!?!?
10:59 Feb 20 2009
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4:44 am Randomocity



i have been awake since 3:45



my eye hurts



BAD



i am watching Pink Panther....the cartoon not the movie



Punkie ... got me started reading fan fiction .. omg !



*giggles* I am really looking forward to Wrestling coming on tonight LOL!



i'm thinking about re-doing my cabinets tomorrow



almost everything i ordered online has come in, only two books left!!



i wish i could sleep



if i DID go back to sleep i'd probably dream about WRESTLERS !!!! *faints*



me and Punkie may have gotten MoonSong hooked on Wrestlers lmfao



did i mention my eye hurts??



my oldest daughter, did a thing on Facebook called "25 Things About You" ... her number five was "My Mom Is Cooler Than Your Mom" ... i read that and cried for an hour :)



i miss JonChase.. its so hard to believe he is away from home and working on the pipeline with my dad :(



i found out something about an old friend a couple of days ago .. that made me laugh so hard i nearly PISSED MY PANTS! LMAO ... and all i gotta say about it is ... Karma IS A BITCH lol



weird thing .. my eye hurting has made me miss Juan even more... lol he was SO PISSED when my eye swelled while i was out in CO .. thought someone had hit me and was ready to KILL!!!



i miss all my Colorado friends terribly... every time that commercial comes on for low airfare to Denver.. my stomach knots up lol



Moonie says she is surprised i have ANY kidneys at all, with all the MtDew i drink lol and shes right ! it is amazing lmao



i'm thinking about attempting to cook THE FAMOUS WC BANANA THING this weekend if Mellie comes over lol (if ya dont know lmfao dont ask :)



i am running outta random weirdness to share.. maybe i should just go back to bed ..



yeah ... lets go with that :)





PS OMG !!! its 4:00 am now and PHINEAS AND FERB just came on !!!!! YAY !!!



WHACHA DEEEEWWWWWWWWWIN ??

hahaahhaa

gmail chat lmfao
01:19 Feb 20 2009
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me and my daughter... chattin in gmail ..

discussin her friend Jessica :)



____________________________________

holly: Well, the first time I met HER mom she said "who are you? Who is your lover? I probably know him."



me: no way

hahahhahhahahhahahha

no wonder Jess is weird hahaha



holly: Way. Her Mom is a ho lol



me: lmfao

_____________________________________





lol

erm...
07:43 Feb 19 2009
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i just watched an episode of Duck Dodgers

"featuring" MEGADEATH



and i gotta say ..

Dave Mustaine doesnt look too bad, animated



:-/

dammit
06:24 Feb 19 2009
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NeoPets!!!

DAMMIT Punkie its ALL YOUR FAULT !!!!!



lolololol

Suspend worthy ??
03:21 Feb 17 2009
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R.O.F.L.M.M.F.A.O.!!!!!!!!!!



















*walks away laffin her ass off*

*looks towards jack with shifty eyes*
02:56 Feb 17 2009
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MOTHERSMURFER !!!!!

true Randomocity
22:51 Feb 16 2009
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i love my new swiffer wet jet :)



i hate people that dont get my sarcasm-isms lol



my Nanny DOESNT



i am having chicken and rice for supper tonight



i am watching the movie IGOR lololol



i have a head ache

and i need a nap lol



just sayin' :)

FYI . . . .
07:58 Feb 16 2009
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i HATE people that have huge rating stamps that make profiles go all WONKY ...





just sayin . . . .

so ... tonight ..
01:04 Feb 16 2009
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i'm watching THE DARK KNIGHT ...

and missing Heath ..



and yahoo can kiss my ASS...

*snickers*
08:25 Feb 14 2009
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i luff it when devious lil plans are made :)

LMAOOOOOOOOO
00:21 Feb 14 2009
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Should children witness childbirth?



Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call.. The house was very dark so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3-yr old girl to hold a flashlight high over her mommy so he could

see while he helped deliver the baby. Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked. Heidi pushed and pushed and after a little while,

Connor was born..

The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and

spanked him on his bottom. Connor began to cry.



The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help and asked the wide-eyed 3-yr old what she thought about what she had just

witnessed.



Kathleen quickly responded, "He shouldn't have

crawled in there in the first place.....smack his butt again!"





If you don't laugh at this one, there's no hope for you!!!

im wondering ....
23:25 Feb 13 2009
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does dog snot taste good?

lmao

this is Tiggah .. who was once a teeny tiny lil puppy that Holly and I found dropped on the side of the road out in the middle of no where...

now shes a BIG girl lol .. and when we took her to get her shots and stuff, we told the vet that we suspected she had some PitBull in her, just from her looks, and he agreed with us, saying she was more than likely at LEAST 3/4's ...

thankfully, who ever had dropped her off had NOT had her ears or tail cropped :)

Holly took this pic this pic this morning and sent it to me from her iPhone lol

good grief
11:27 Feb 13 2009
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and again .. i woke up at 3:30 ..

and DEAR GAWD this man is sexy .. .. ..























MMmm but this is my FAV !!!

I . . . .
09:38 Feb 12 2009
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. . . should NOT have went to bed so early...



NOW I am wide the fuck awake at 3:30 am !! UGH !!



weird thing is, what woke me up...



i heard something, or rather someone, outside my door. (I had dozed off on the couch).. I heard them speak, PLAIN as day, and what they said was ..



"Alright now, where is it?"



and in the split second after I opened my eyes, (yanno how you can think a bajillion things lol) .. i first though ... what TIME is it?!?



then ..

WHO is outside my door ?!?



then ..

AT THIS HOUR ?!??!



then ..

where is WHAT ?!?



and finally ..

omg it had to be Holly (my oldest daughter)



I jumped up and swung the door open to find ...



nothing

no one

it had just been an EXTREMELY realistic dream .. .. .



or was it ?



hhmmmm

I ...
17:04 Feb 11 2009
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.... am in a rambly mood..



my internet is being rather twatish today .. suppose it has to do with the storm...

the wind is howling through to woods behind the house here.. rather haunting sounding actually, and lol kinda nice...



aahhh JUST as i typed that.. the rain started ..

it makes me sooo sleepy .. hearing it on the roof here .. mayhaps a nap is in order lol



they are showing the radar images now for my county and the nearby ones.. strong storms moving in .. with high speed (70 to 80 mph!!!!) straight line winds... which i suppose that tornadoes are a possibility, going by what they are saying ... ACK!!!!...



and there go the warnings for my county ... severe thunderstorm .. high winds..



NOT gonna be a good day for internet lolol



okay.. the flickering lights are my clue to take a break :)

I janked this from a coven forum thread .. THANKS XD !!
05:49 Feb 11 2009
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Dear Employees,



Due to the current financial situation caused by the slowdown in the economy, Management has decided to implement a scheme to put workers of 40 years of age and above on early retirement. This scheme will be known as RAPE (Retire Aged People Early)



Persons selected to be RAPED can apply to management to be considered for the SHAFT scheme (Special Help After Forced Termination). Persons who have been RAPED and SHAFTED will be reviewed under the SCREW programme (Scheme Covering Retired-Early Workers). A person may be RAPED once, SHAFTED twice and SCREWED as many times as Management deems appropriate. Persons who have been RAPED could get AIDS (Additional Income for Dependants &Spouse) or HERPES (Half Earnings for Retired Personnel Early Severance).



Obviously persons who have AIDS or HERPES will not be SHAFTED or SCREWED any further by Management.



Persons who are not RAPED and are staying on will receive as much SHIT (Special High Intensity Training) as possible. Management has always prided itself on the amount of SHIT it gives employees. Should you feel that you do not receive enough SHIT, please bring this to the attention of your Supervisor, who has been trained to give you all the SHIT you can handle.





Sincerely,

The Management

YOU started it... lol
02:04 Feb 10 2009
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ok ..

MAYBE I'm over it lmfao

well shit
13:54 Feb 09 2009
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i did it..

i dont know WHY i did it..

i KNEW it was wrong when i did it ..

i KNEW what would HAPPEN when i did it ...

i KNEW better..



i went whelp rating...

*sigh*

i fried my brain i SWEAR

yes ... i said whale penis ..
00:50 Feb 09 2009
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=/





Church Of The Whale Penis



ROFL!

DO NOT CLICK if you are offended by .. whale porn lmao

This ...
23:17 Feb 08 2009
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THIS... is a Bearded Dragon ...





Her name is Cori (hope I spelled it right lol) .. and I have met this lovely lady personally :)



I must say .. I was rather impressed with her driving skills!! lol And the sound system in that car is KICK ASS !! ;)



Hopefully.. someday soon, I myself will have to pleasure of owning a Beardie... i fell SO HARD in luff with them this past summer/fall. And if I'm REALLLLLLY lucky.. mine might just be Cori offspring ! :)



lol

i luff crittters :)

so today .. .. ..
16:54 Feb 08 2009
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today I met someone.. on another site...

let me clarify here ... NOT someone i am interested in for anything more than friendship .. but a nice enuff person SO FAR.. that i find myself very intrigued and looking forward to getting to know him ...



ON THE OTHER HAND ..

in light of my past, and recent happenings... i also find myself quite leary... yanno??



part of me doesnt want to close myself off to new experiences and people... part of me wants to run hide screaming NOOO GET AWAYYYYYYYYYY lol





meeting and making new friends can be scary, doubts and questions can arise at every turn .. should i believe this.. is this too good to be true.. am i being lied to.. its a never ending circle... and yes i DO find myself wanting to close off at times and just cleave to what I already know.. not risking taking on something and someone new...



BUT....

if one does that... what is left? What is left to learn? experience? grow from?



sure... I'm risking alot.. and my track record, though on some accounts SUCKS OUT LOUD.. isnt TOO bad when it comes to making friends..



i dunno lol im just in a philisophical mood i guess today?? lol.. just waxing profane for some reason...



no ...wait....



just sayin' :P

sometimes ..
03:45 Feb 08 2009
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i.just.hate.people



just sayin .....



and if you think this might be about you .. trust me LOL its not ... its just a general thing that i needed to get offa muh chest :P

just askin ..
21:28 Feb 07 2009
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who watches Phineas and Ferb..



PLEASE tell me I am not the only one?!?



lol

so i was thinking ...
16:25 Feb 07 2009
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starting next week, I'm gonna start up a major "overhauling" on my profile ...

though I am sure that the "jist" of it will be the same ... its time for SOME sort of change .. several changes prolly.



and ONE of those changes is more than likely gonna be a name change ... yup .. its time ...



I'm thinkin I might go with something related to this name .. maybe Kami .. or KK .. which is what most people call me anyway .. OR .. i might go with something that pertains to my real name .. I kinda like "Traceless" .... but its still up in the air .. and I will be sure to let everyone KNOW what its gonna be .. before I change it ... well... the important folks anyway LOL ...



so ... any ideas ?!?





just askin' :)

Emmy and Ruca :)
19:57 Feb 06 2009
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awww loookkkkkk!!

lmao

its Ruca and Emmy :)

Ruce is a Boxer that I am babysitting while her sister Lilly and brother Jax are recuperating from some medical problems and their Mom Jessica had too much on her dance card lol ...