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well howdy !!! lmao
my internet connection is even worse than usual .. and i cant write it off as the weather any more .. its been beautiful here for a couple of days now ... and its gonna be Monday probably before I can get down to the Verizon place to have a canniption fit (Southerners will TOTALLY get that :) .. i dont wanna do it by phone lol as my canniptions are WAY more effective live and in perosn >;)
ANYwho .... just reporting in while i have a minute or two online .. my connection indicator is actually RED .. which is supposed to me I have NO CONNECTION .. wtf? lol
until i get this taken care of .. everyone have a great weekend !!!!
xoxooxoox
ZOMBIE JESUS !!!!!!
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You goin to hell girl! lol very funny :)
~dies laughing~ Nice
hahahahahahaha
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that is awesome!
aw man, that rawks.
I think I want that last scene with the little devil-guy as a tattoo (with the caption "awww crap!")
I've been doing a little today... going thru cabinets, chunking stuff I dont want, or probably will never use, put away the dark colored plates and got out the white ones.. washed them up, and put them in the right cabinet.. and -shifty eyes- just now unpacked my "stuff" bag from my last trip to Tunica, which left Alabama packed with make-up and bathroom essentials, and came back with *shiftier eyes* MORE than that ... lets just say some of which needed put away in my "drinking vessels" cabinet *whistles innocently*
I started to take the black bedclothes off my bed, and put the springier flowered/blue stuff back on .. but *meh* .. i like my black stuff lol .. and anyone that knows me very well, knows i rarely sleep IN the bed anyway ..
I'm no where near done, theres several more things I want to do, but I hadda stop and take a break .. my back is screaming at me lol *shakes fist at degenerative discs* ..
And theres plenty of things to do in the yard ... though we had no severe weather warnings at all last night, it got rough, and there are QUITE a few small branches down ... small enuff that i can move them myself, a couple I may have to get Jon Chase over here to help me with.. and I am pretty sure the danger of frost is over, so I wanna get Bunka's morning glorys planted, though i MIGHT wait til the weekend for that, when shes here.
So.. I'm sitting here at my lil table, looking out the window.. Emmy is chasing a HUGE bumble bee (as best as her chain will let her) ... and i can see into the shed where Emmys bag of dog food is ... and I have to laugh, thinking about the possum adventure the other night...
I had left Emmy, outside on her chain, it was a nice night, and I just wanted to sleep ALONE on the couch lol .. when her insistant barking, woke me up about 1:20am *glares*... normally, she hushes if I say her name sternly one time, but not THIS time ... so, being pissed that I was awake.. i slipped on my shoes and proceeded to go outside to REALLY yell at her... when I heard... a "skush skush skush" .. sound, coming frm the shed, the dog food bag to be exact ....
Now, some of you (if you havent fallen asleep already reading all this mish mash) .. will recall that i HAVE been bitten by a raccoon before lmao .. albeit a hand raised one, i still have QUITE the healthy respect for the lil fuckers.. so my decision to POKE at the bag with a handy broom handle .. was a BIG one for me ..
I could tell I wasnt pokin dog food, but whatEVER was in the bag, wasnt making a SOUND.. i poked hard .. (I KNOW !! stupid right ?!?).. nothing... HARDER... *skush* ... Emmy, in the meantime, was TOTALLY losing her ever lovin mind haha ...
Well.. i was too scared to try opening the bag (raccoon flashbacks) .. so i went over to Emmy, grabbed her up and scolded her, took off her chain, and headed to the door..
*skush skush skush*
I turned around, to see a young possum, crawling outta the dog food bag...
UGLY lil fuckers they are lol ..and this one was NOT too happy at having been poked at for a good five minutes lmfao .. he stopped and glared at me a minute, then proceeded to HHIIISSSSSSS at me, before lumbering off toward the treeline lol
I'm pretty sure, that was possum for "FUCK YOU BITCH"
i should probably get back to spring cleaning ...
but muh moonie just popped on yahoo :)
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those things are VILE. (and ugly)
I hate them.
o.0 They sell those little buggers in pet stores here. hahahaha
its "KK makes weirdly random journal comments" day :)
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A woman goes to her doctor's office, to
discuss a strange development.
She has discovered a green spot on the
inside of each thigh. They won't
wash off, they won't scrape off, and
they seem to be getting worse.
The doctor assures her he'll get to the
bottom of the problem, tells her not to worry
until he gets the tests back.
A few days later, the woman's phone
rings.. Much to her relief, it's the doctor.
She immediately begs to know what's
causing the spots. The doctor says, 'You're perfectly
healthy--there' s no problem. But I'm wondering, was
your boyfriend that Harley guy in the waiting room?'
The woman stammers, 'Why, Yes, but how
did you know?'
Tell him his earrings aren't real gold.
*falls offa the couch*
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Harley guys wear two ear rings??? o.0 I thought that was a basketball player or rapper thing...lol.
lmao
hmm estranged Dad broke up the bar fight ...
poor dude .. all he wants to do is propose.. and girl just wants to skinny dip .. sheesh...
and OOPS .. Uncle Marty is dead now (Harry Hamlin -- yummah) ...
another strange fone call...
the odd lil girl ....
scenes for next week show looked AWESOME ..
2 victims down .. who will be next ???
Time for Family Guy :)
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I watched it as well...Harry Hamlin was mum on Regis and Kelly this morning...now I see why.
her DAD IS A BASTARD !!!!!
he talked ex into showing up .. cuz he doesnt like the dood his daughter is gonna marry !!!!!!!
commercial break #3
hhmmm... Cousin Bens head almost popped up for all to see...
the weird brother has arrived ..
strange fone calls...
the WELCOME dinner is underway ...
and the EX BOYFRIEND returns to kiss the girl before her wedding !!!!!
commercial break #2
flashback ...
dead people hanging in a tree ..
that was nice and creepy !!
but .. the killer is dead ... right ?!??!!???!
commercial break #1
well...
that was a unique way to kill Cousin Ben !
SOMEone really shoulda seen that big red stain ina water though ... sheesh lol
who else is gonna watch HARPERS ISLAND ??
yanno ...
mt dew tastes really BAD .... right after you brush your teeth ....
O.0
just sayin' ....
i wanna write something ...
i feel like i NEED to ..
its just .. nothing is coming ....
UGH
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Try free writing...where you write what pops in your head.May not make sense but will help you get words on paper or the screen.
I know what you mean hon. I'm stuck on what I'm writing here, and I'm about halfway through a short story and too lazy to finish it...but I think I may get it done before the weekend...LOL!
The 'free writing' is a good idea...
I feel the same way. I sit in front of my blank notebook, pen in hand, but nothing...
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lmfao thats to funny it made me laugh hahahaha
Never saw it coming...lmao. Super funny, thanks :)
Oh God - LOL!!!
Top 10 Dog & Cat Characteristics
10. Dogs come when you call them. Cats take a message and get back to you.
9. Dogs will let you give them a bath without taking out a contract on your life.
8. Dogs will bark to wake you up if the house is on fire. Cats will quietly sneak out the back door.
7. Dogs will bring you your slippers or the evening newspaper. Cats might bring you a dead mouse.
6. Dogs will play Frisbee with you all afternoon. Cats will take a three-hour nap.
5. Dogs will sit on the car seat next to you. Cats have to have their own private box or they will not go at all.
4. Dogs will greet you and lick your face when you come home from work. Cats will be mad that you went to work at all.
3. Dogs will sit, lie down, and heel on command. Cats will smirk and walk away.
2. Dogs will tilt their heads and listen whenever you talk. Cats will yawn and close their eyes.
1. Dogs will give you unconditional love forever. Cats will make you pay for every mistake you've ever made since the day you were born.
the panty dropper is coming ...
hope you gots duct tape ...
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I'm scared.
Hold me.
i'll hold joo ..
joo hold muh panties up :P
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ladySnowStrixx
15:22 Apr 23 2009
Rock on! Canniptioners unite!