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fuckity !!!!

14:10 Apr 17 2009
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FUCK !!!!!

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well howdy !!! lmao





my internet connection is even worse than usual .. and i cant write it off as the weather any more .. its been beautiful here for a couple of days now ... and its gonna be Monday probably before I can get down to the Verizon place to have a canniption fit (Southerners will TOTALLY get that :) .. i dont wanna do it by phone lol as my canniptions are WAY more effective live and in perosn >;)



ANYwho .... just reporting in while i have a minute or two online .. my connection indicator is actually RED .. which is supposed to me I have NO CONNECTION .. wtf? lol



until i get this taken care of .. everyone have a great weekend !!!!





xoxooxoox


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ladySnowStrixx
ladySnowStrixx
15:22 Apr 23 2009

Rock on! Canniptioners unite!





 

omg its ..

23:28 Apr 13 2009
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ZOMBIE JESUS !!!!!!




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Xzavier
Xzavier
23:47 Apr 13 2009

You goin to hell girl! lol very funny :)





Blackheresy
Blackheresy
02:41 Apr 14 2009

~dies laughing~ Nice





PhoenicianDream
PhoenicianDream
17:43 Apr 14 2009

hahahahahahaha



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NocturnalMistress
NocturnalMistress
14:26 Apr 17 2009

that is awesome!





ThothLestat
ThothLestat
14:54 Apr 17 2009

aw man, that rawks.

I think I want that last scene with the little devil-guy as a tattoo (with the caption "awww crap!")





 

on spring cleaning and wild possums ...

19:30 Apr 13 2009
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I've been doing a little today... going thru cabinets, chunking stuff I dont want, or probably will never use, put away the dark colored plates and got out the white ones.. washed them up, and put them in the right cabinet.. and -shifty eyes- just now unpacked my "stuff" bag from my last trip to Tunica, which left Alabama packed with make-up and bathroom essentials, and came back with *shiftier eyes* MORE than that ... lets just say some of which needed put away in my "drinking vessels" cabinet *whistles innocently*



I started to take the black bedclothes off my bed, and put the springier flowered/blue stuff back on .. but *meh* .. i like my black stuff lol .. and anyone that knows me very well, knows i rarely sleep IN the bed anyway ..



I'm no where near done, theres several more things I want to do, but I hadda stop and take a break .. my back is screaming at me lol *shakes fist at degenerative discs* ..



And theres plenty of things to do in the yard ... though we had no severe weather warnings at all last night, it got rough, and there are QUITE a few small branches down ... small enuff that i can move them myself, a couple I may have to get Jon Chase over here to help me with.. and I am pretty sure the danger of frost is over, so I wanna get Bunka's morning glorys planted, though i MIGHT wait til the weekend for that, when shes here.



So.. I'm sitting here at my lil table, looking out the window.. Emmy is chasing a HUGE bumble bee (as best as her chain will let her) ... and i can see into the shed where Emmys bag of dog food is ... and I have to laugh, thinking about the possum adventure the other night...



I had left Emmy, outside on her chain, it was a nice night, and I just wanted to sleep ALONE on the couch lol .. when her insistant barking, woke me up about 1:20am *glares*... normally, she hushes if I say her name sternly one time, but not THIS time ... so, being pissed that I was awake.. i slipped on my shoes and proceeded to go outside to REALLY yell at her... when I heard... a "skush skush skush" .. sound, coming frm the shed, the dog food bag to be exact ....



Now, some of you (if you havent fallen asleep already reading all this mish mash) .. will recall that i HAVE been bitten by a raccoon before lmao .. albeit a hand raised one, i still have QUITE the healthy respect for the lil fuckers.. so my decision to POKE at the bag with a handy broom handle .. was a BIG one for me ..



I could tell I wasnt pokin dog food, but whatEVER was in the bag, wasnt making a SOUND.. i poked hard .. (I KNOW !! stupid right ?!?).. nothing... HARDER... *skush* ... Emmy, in the meantime, was TOTALLY losing her ever lovin mind haha ...



Well.. i was too scared to try opening the bag (raccoon flashbacks) .. so i went over to Emmy, grabbed her up and scolded her, took off her chain, and headed to the door..



*skush skush skush*



I turned around, to see a young possum, crawling outta the dog food bag...



UGLY lil fuckers they are lol ..and this one was NOT too happy at having been poked at for a good five minutes lmfao .. he stopped and glared at me a minute, then proceeded to HHIIISSSSSSS at me, before lumbering off toward the treeline lol



I'm pretty sure, that was possum for "FUCK YOU BITCH"



i should probably get back to spring cleaning ...

but muh moonie just popped on yahoo :)


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ThothLestat
ThothLestat
20:02 Apr 13 2009

those things are VILE. (and ugly)

I hate them.





PhoenicianDream
PhoenicianDream
17:47 Apr 14 2009

o.0 They sell those little buggers in pet stores here. hahahaha





 

look out ...

21:06 Apr 12 2009
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its "KK makes weirdly random journal comments" day :)


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DarkWolfman
DarkWolfman
21:16 Apr 12 2009

Oh no...





FallenPixie
FallenPixie
23:48 Apr 12 2009

The safety word is : Bannana!!





 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!

05:00 Apr 11 2009
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*snorts*

04:36 Apr 11 2009
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Blackheresy
Blackheresy
05:11 Apr 11 2009

hahaha! Awesome catch.





 

*snorts*

18:34 Apr 10 2009
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A woman goes to her doctor's office, to

discuss a strange development.

She has discovered a green spot on the

inside of each thigh. They won't

wash off, they won't scrape off, and

they seem to be getting worse.



The doctor assures her he'll get to the

bottom of the problem, tells her not to worry

until he gets the tests back.



A few days later, the woman's phone

rings.. Much to her relief, it's the doctor.

She immediately begs to know what's

causing the spots. The doctor says, 'You're perfectly

healthy--there' s no problem. But I'm wondering, was

your boyfriend that Harley guy in the waiting room?'



The woman stammers, 'Why, Yes, but how

did you know?'



Tell him his earrings aren't real gold.







*falls offa the couch*


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Blackheresy
Blackheresy
18:41 Apr 10 2009

Harley guys wear two ear rings??? o.0 I thought that was a basketball player or rapper thing...lol.





Sinora
Sinora
21:39 Apr 10 2009

lmao





 

HI-5

04:01 Apr 10 2009
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hmm estranged Dad broke up the bar fight ...



poor dude .. all he wants to do is propose.. and girl just wants to skinny dip .. sheesh...



and OOPS .. Uncle Marty is dead now (Harry Hamlin -- yummah) ...



another strange fone call...



the odd lil girl ....



scenes for next week show looked AWESOME ..

2 victims down .. who will be next ???





Time for Family Guy :)



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DarkWolfman
DarkWolfman
04:09 Apr 10 2009

I watched it as well...Harry Hamlin was mum on Regis and Kelly this morning...now I see why.





 

HI-4

03:44 Apr 10 2009
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nothing like a good bar fight now is there :)


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between commercial up date

03:38 Apr 10 2009
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her DAD IS A BASTARD !!!!!



he talked ex into showing up .. cuz he doesnt like the dood his daughter is gonna marry !!!!!!!


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HI-3

03:33 Apr 10 2009
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commercial break #3



hhmmm... Cousin Bens head almost popped up for all to see...



the weird brother has arrived ..



strange fone calls...



the WELCOME dinner is underway ...



and the EX BOYFRIEND returns to kiss the girl before her wedding !!!!!


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HI -2

03:19 Apr 10 2009
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commercial break #2



flashback ...

dead people hanging in a tree ..

that was nice and creepy !!



but .. the killer is dead ... right ?!??!!???!


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Harpers Island ..

03:12 Apr 10 2009
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commercial break #1



well...

that was a unique way to kill Cousin Ben !

SOMEone really shoulda seen that big red stain ina water though ... sheesh lol


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sssoooooooooo..........

02:51 Apr 10 2009
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who else is gonna watch HARPERS ISLAND ??


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*shifty eyes*

04:59 Apr 09 2009
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yanno ...



mt dew tastes really BAD .... right after you brush your teeth ....



O.0



just sayin' ....


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XD
XD
09:23 Apr 09 2009

Sigh, that's why you don't brush ya teeth.



Haven't I taught you anything :P





Sinora
Sinora
13:34 Apr 09 2009

Brushing ? You mean ya don't soak em overnight ?





 

so erm...

02:29 Apr 09 2009
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i wanna write something ...



i feel like i NEED to ..



its just .. nothing is coming ....



UGH


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DarkWolfman
DarkWolfman
02:32 Apr 09 2009

Try free writing...where you write what pops in your head.May not make sense but will help you get words on paper or the screen.





Isis101
Isis101
03:09 Apr 09 2009

I know what you mean hon. I'm stuck on what I'm writing here, and I'm about halfway through a short story and too lazy to finish it...but I think I may get it done before the weekend...LOL!

The 'free writing' is a good idea...





samanthasprettycorpse
samanthasprettycorpse
04:11 Apr 09 2009

I feel the same way. I sit in front of my blank notebook, pen in hand, but nothing...





 

HHHHHHHHHAhahahhahaha

17:37 Apr 04 2009
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The Indian With One Testicle



There once was an Indian who had only one testicle and whose given name was 'Onestone'. He hated that name and asked everyone not to call him Onestone.



After years and years of torment, Onestone finally

cracked and said,' If anyone calls me Onestone

again I will kill them!'



The word got around and nobody called him that any more.



Then one day a young woman named Blue Bird

forgot and said, 'Good morning, Onestone.' He

jumped up, g rabbed her and took her deep into the forest where he made love to her all day and

all night. He made love to her all the next day,until Blue Bird died from exhaustion.



The word got around that Onestone meant what

he promised he would do. Years went by and no one dared call him by his given name until a woman named Yellow Bird returned to the village after being away. Yellow Bird , who was Blue Bird's cousin, was overjoyed when she saw Onestone.



She hugged him and said, 'Good to see you, Onestone.'



Onestone grabbed her, took her deep into the forest, then he made love to her all day, made love to her all night, made love to her all the next day, made love to her all the next night, but Yellow Bird wouldn't die!



















Why ???











OH, come on... take a guess !!!











Think about it !!!















You're going to love this !!!























Everyone knows...



You can't kill Two Birds



with OneStone !!









LMFAO !!!

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MasterMindedFate
MasterMindedFate
18:46 Apr 04 2009

lmfao thats to funny it made me laugh hahahaha





Blackheresy
Blackheresy
19:47 Apr 04 2009

Never saw it coming...lmao. Super funny, thanks :)





Isis101
Isis101
00:44 Apr 08 2009

Oh God - LOL!!!





 

well... who knew !!

17:27 Apr 04 2009
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15 Strange New Uses For VODKA!



1. To remove a bandage painlessly, saturate the bandage with vodka. The solvent dissolves adhesive.



2. To clean the caulking around bathtubs and showers, fill a trigger-spray bottle with vodka, spray the caulking, let set five minutes and wash clean. The alcohol in the vodka kills mold and mildew.



3. To clean your eyeglasses, simply wipe the lenses with a soft, clean cloth dampened with vodka. The alcohol in the vodka cleans the glass and kills germs.



4. Prolong the life of razors by filling a cup with vodka and letting your safety razor blade soak in the alcohol after shaving. The vodka disinfects the blade and prevents rusting.



5. Spray vodka on vomit stains, scrub with a brush, and then blot dry.



6. Using a cotton ball, apply vodka to your face as an astringent to cleanse the skin and tighten pores.



7. Add a jigger of vodka to a 12-ounce bottle of shampoo. The alcohol cleanses the scalp, removes toxins from hair, and stimulates the growth of healthy hair.



8. Fill a sixteen-ounce trigger-spray bottle and spray bees or wasps to kill them.



9. Pour one-half cup vodka and one-half cup water in a Ziploc freezer bag and freeze for a slushy, refreshable ice pack for aches, pain or black eyes.



10. Fill a clean, used mayonnaise jar with freshly packed lavender flowers, fill the jar with vodka, seal the lid tightly and set in the sun for three days. Strain liquid through a coffee filter, then apply the tincture to aches and pains.



11. To relieve a fever, use a washcloth to rub vodka on your chest and back as a liniment.



12. To cure foot odor, wash your feet with vodka.



13 Vodka will disinfect and alleviate a jellyfish sting.



14. Pour vodka over an area affected with poison ivy to remove the urushiol oil from your skin.



15. Swish a shot of vodka over an aching tooth. Allow your gums to absorb some of the alcohol to numb the pain.



And silly me. I've only been drinking the stuff!!!

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NightBlossom
NightBlossom
18:06 Apr 04 2009

I've actually had to do the vodka jelly fish thing.





 

*snort*

17:23 Apr 04 2009
Times Read: 880


Top 10 Dog & Cat Characteristics



10. Dogs come when you call them. Cats take a message and get back to you.



9. Dogs will let you give them a bath without taking out a contract on your life.



8. Dogs will bark to wake you up if the house is on fire. Cats will quietly sneak out the back door.



7. Dogs will bring you your slippers or the evening newspaper. Cats might bring you a dead mouse.



6. Dogs will play Frisbee with you all afternoon. Cats will take a three-hour nap.



5. Dogs will sit on the car seat next to you. Cats have to have their own private box or they will not go at all.



4. Dogs will greet you and lick your face when you come home from work. Cats will be mad that you went to work at all.



3. Dogs will sit, lie down, and heel on command. Cats will smirk and walk away.



2. Dogs will tilt their heads and listen whenever you talk. Cats will yawn and close their eyes.



1. Dogs will give you unconditional love forever. Cats will make you pay for every mistake you've ever made since the day you were born.


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the big virus ..

06:04 Apr 01 2009
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the panty dropper is coming ...



hope you gots duct tape ...


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ThothLestat
ThothLestat
13:51 Apr 01 2009

I'm scared.

Hold me.





KamarillaKaine
KamarillaKaine
16:26 Apr 01 2009

i'll hold joo ..

joo hold muh panties up :P








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