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Who's My Daddy?!



Yes, yes; you beat me in 4 moves. You are most decidedly my daddy. (But I couldn't help noticing that you failed to mention the game where I beat YOU, Oh Jedi of the Dark Chess.)

...with a calmness I don't feel.

Why can't I sleep tonight?



And Prince Hamlet says...



"O God! I could be bounded in a nut-shell, and count myself a king of infinite space, were it not that I have bad dreams."

You tattooed your internet girlfriend's nick on your arm? Really? I wish I could crawl into your brain for just a moment to see what a decision like that looks like.