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18:55 May 08 2012
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When I walked into work this morning, all the lights were off. When I flicked them on, the staff and volunteers surprised me with their secret-squirrel work. They had decorated my desk, transforming it into a giant sheep. My stapler and tape dispenser were decoupaged with sheep. The receiver on my phone is decoupaged with a wonderful, happy sheep dancing on a long road.

Little by little, my desk has become a haven for stuffed sheep, a sheep-shaped basket, and little sheep figurines. Our Center's motto, "If you love me, feed my sheep," comes from the Book of John 21:17. I doubt that I will soon forget it as I sit behind a giant sheep desk!

They also ordered me a cake...a sushi cake. I guess there were no sheep cakes. It is delicious and so colorful!

Earlier this morning, STABB woke me with a kiss, gifts, and a card. I love body powder and my fluffy puff has started to come unstitched. He tried to replace it, but couldn't find one anywhere, so he got me a new lavender powder...puff included. Also, he found a beautiful crystal perfume jar for the perfume oils I love to make. So thoughtful! What a beautiful, fun day.

COMMENTS

Joli
19:14 May 08 2012

I found a grammar error and fixed it. Sadly, I lost a comment. I'm sorry, but thank you to the person who tried to leave it.

Morrigon
19:15 May 08 2012

HAhahaha that is so awesome!

TittySprinkles
20:04 May 08 2012

That is amazing. And incredibly touching.

Vampirewitch39
20:45 May 08 2012

:D That is wonderful.

Is it your birthday? If so I did not get the VR notice.

Joli
22:21 May 08 2012

Yes, it's the ol' b-day!

meeper
04:46 May 19 2012

EFiin' squirrels...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Fun with Homonyms
00:31 May 01 2012
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moribund/ˈmôrəˌbənd/

Adjective:

1.(of a person) At the point of death.

2.(of a thing) In terminal decline; lacking vitality or vigor.

Used in a sentance: Oh god, he added ANOTHER lolcat image to his already moribund profile.

morri bunned/ môree bənd/

Adjective

1. Endowed of schmexy rearage

"Yo, she was WAY better than J-lo, that hottie was Morri-bunned."

Verb

1. The act of displaying schmexy rearage.

"She just Morri-bunned me!"

2. The act of receiving a full view of schmexy rearage, usually as a drive-by

Why ain't that dood moving? He's just standing there with his mouth open. Sheee...he just got Morri-bunned!"

COMMENTS

Morrigon
01:18 May 01 2012

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