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15:17 May 26 2011
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One. Maybe two. But FOUR?! I don't get what changed.

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00:29 May 11 2011
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Remember the sparkly warkly lovely eggs I wrote about for Easter?

Remember Meatball?

Well, today the twain have met. He ate those glittery old eggs we were throwing out. I woke up this morning and found six eggshells daintily hollowed out and clean, and one bad doggy who didn't even get up to say hello.

And now...the gas hits. Stabb is on the couch watching television with his shirt pulled up over his nose. I cannot describe how bad, how terribly terribly bad old easter egg dog farts are. The sheer magnitude of bad has destroyed all poetic license, will, and skill.

Must. Open. Window. Please, send help.

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Morrigon
00:35 May 11 2011

*KACK

KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK*

Requiem
00:45 May 11 2011

I am almost helpless with giggles over here ....

One of my cats, Molly (the daintiest one, of course) has a kitty self defense mechanism she deploys a every opportunity.

You startle her - she farts.

You pick her up - she farts.

One of the cats picks on her - she farts.

You raise your voice at her - she farts.

See a trend?

She can fart on command! Her farts (and where does such a tiny thing GET so much gas?!) are the epitome of cat-ass-ness.

They linger.

They ... waft.

They follow.

I feel your pain, Joli ... but I am still helpless with giggles.