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The Dead Sea Ockham Scrolls
18:06 Jul 31 2008
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A fellow VR member did a little research on the origin of his name and found a very old and mysterious document I have chosen to share with you here. What can it mean?

COMMENTS

Morrigon
18:28 Jul 31 2008

How absolutely fascinating and mysterious!

*rubs chin thoughtfully*

cadrewolf
19:00 Jul 31 2008

truly amazing

Kontradiction
19:05 Jul 31 2008

an antiquitied (sp.?) "hate-note?"

fascinating...

Requiem
20:21 Jul 31 2008

It took me a good few sleep befogged minutes to realize it said, "DIE in a fire" - not "SIT in a fire."

It made much more sense after that.

o_O

*giggle*

Joli
21:24 Jul 31 2008

I submit that he has been around a long time and his hatred is the true key to Immortality! Drink of his ire, VR!

Ockham
21:30 Jul 31 2008

Fuck, now people are going to start muscling in on my gig to try and gain immortal life. Listen, douchebags, it takes a LOT of hate to surpass the boundaries of the mortal coil, ages of polishing malice like a precious gem. Now they're going to think they can just use their dime store hatred and live forever. Thanks a lot, Jo :(

captainglobehead
21:41 Jul 31 2008

How very appropriate for this site. One of the legends of the origin of vampire is being too mean and evil to die.

Joli
22:22 Jul 31 2008

Actually, business is good, Ockham. I've been selling discount hate out of my two National chains, K-Malice and Wal-Disdain. I don't promise immortality so much as time that will SEEM really long. Be on the lookout for my NEW and IMPROVED HatePal button. It will be coming to this journal soon. We take all major credit cards and guarantee your hatred if you fill in your bank account information and social security number.

Please check out the very popular Hate-co Hate-O-Matic commercials...5 monthly payments of $9.99.

Ockham
22:24 Jul 31 2008

Your bargain bin anathema cannot compare with the aged bourbon of my premium loathing :(

DarkCthulhu
22:25 Jul 31 2008

I sat and really tried hard to gain enough hate to hit that 'immortal' level...the result was gas :)

Joli
22:34 Jul 31 2008

No, no! That's how it starts, DC...don't you read your Anne Rice? That's your mortal body dying (note the smell.) Keep it up...you will soon reach the diarrhea of disdain stage!!! Before long, you will eat no food, subsisting soley on the salty tears you will harvest from those you destroy.

Beastt
05:13 Jul 30 2008
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Not sure that you have met my dear friend, Beastt. I've known him for over 10 years and he's one of the most brilliant people I know. Take a peek at his journal entry...maybe drop him a line and tell him "hi," and encourage him to write. You won't be sorry or disappointed, though I promise you'll be challenged.

His viewpoints are often fresh and always well-founded and supported (even when he's wrong.) Biggest trouble with him is that he's shy...but don't mistake that for "not opinionated!"

Beastt's journal

COMMENTS

Morrigon
05:18 Jul 30 2008

Is he up to date with his distemper shots?

birra
05:19 Jul 30 2008

Hmmm... Pimping Beastt's journal just above a picture of knickers big enough to show home movies on...

...there's... just... something about that...

Joli
05:22 Jul 30 2008

I wouldn't bet on it, Morri...he's bearded, and you know how unsavory those bearded men are. Best not to take chances.

Birra...I hadn't thought of that. How honored and special he'll feel!

Beastt17
09:07 Jul 30 2008

She forgot to mention that he's quick to take on an occasional red-shift when embarrassed (you know how she exaggerates). Blue-shifts are rare but a great learning tool, usually followed by a necessitated shift to IR.

Mormon Drawers and Crystal
17:41 Jul 24 2008
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Yesterday I wrote about the odd kinds of donations we sometimes get at the Center. I thought I'd give you an idea of one day, today...and it's only 11:20!

Today, we received these lovely knickers. My donations clerk was gracious enough to model them. Please forgive her indiscretion.

And the package tells us that we cannot re-sell them. I had no idea that the Mormons had their own underwear. So, they'll be given to someone in need. It should be an interesting blessing to give.

Same day...little old lady is moving into a small assisted living apartment. She must downsize. She lived on St. Charles Avenue. For those of you who don't know...that is THE premier address in New Orleans - old money and southern elegance. She delivered in person to us this hand-cut crystal 2 piece bowl and stand. We are going to have it appraised.

I LOVE the variances in my job. One day is truly different from the next. You have to be on your toes and meet each new challenge and blessing as they come with faith and flexibility. Gratitude and a healthy sense of humor are not optional :)

COMMENTS

Ockham
18:11 Jul 24 2008

You know, you could maybe sell the underwear to someone in Japan, if it's used. I hear they have vending machines for that shit...

Irony
20:13 Jul 24 2008

Wow, I love the mormon underwear:D I am a little freaked though because I think I have a matching jug for the bowl and stand!

CTyler
10:26 Jul 25 2008

Actually, Ockham those wouldn't do in Japanese vending machines, because what you find there are panties from young women, used and vaccuum-packed to preserve scent and moisture.

These humongous things look un-used (lucky for Joli and co), and aren't very girlish.

They might do well in Germany, though. I think some of their national costumes involve something similar.

Requiem
02:11 Jul 26 2008

Those knickers are actually called "garments."

There are male and female versions of them.

Only those who have been "sealed in the temple are allowed to own or wear them. They are a combination modesty garment and religious garment. They are supposed to be worn every day under the outer clothing.

As a note. :P

CTyler
13:15 Jul 28 2008

Hee, Req. I always suspected you were somewhat of a closet-mormon.

Sevenn
21:47 Jul 29 2008

Well, you can also wear garments if you have been on a mission. (but, in general, a temple blessing is required.) They are meant to be protective. This is why Utah is sometimes referred to the "Land of Magic Underwear." Respectfully, they could easily be returned to a local ward. Just a thought.

Joli
22:03 Jul 29 2008

Yes, thank you to all who have weighed in on this topic. In light of the information provided, we have decided not to give them away unless an appropriate channel opens to us.

I've said it before...I'll say it again: They are MINE! :)
22:10 Jul 22 2008
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My friends, Irony and Ockham, were helping me with artwork for new cards we can use at the Center. They're going to be amazing...so many good ideas! But Ockham....oh, Ockham. Well, let me just share with you a rejected card idea he presented:

Ockham says: there you go, Jo (please don't kill me)

*** Irony has changed the chat topic to "The Lord... also enjoys silence:P"

***

Ockham says: she's probably calling up an assassin to kill me right now :(

Joli says: They might laugh to see it

Joli says: ...right before they fire me

Joli says: you're a bad bad bad man

Joli says: the devil has a hammer and nails

Irony says: if the lord wants a joyful noise, why is it that a lot of hymns are about him dying?

Irony says: he spends a lifetime spreading joy and love, but the second he gets brutally murdered, people want to sing about it

Irony says: and on his day of rest too

Irony says: so, god is kicking back on his Sunday off, trying to chill, maybe with the game on

Irony says: and then he hears many voices singing about him dying

Irony says: god needs earplugs on Sundays

Irony says: I would be a dreadful cleric. "Go away! He is sleeping! Come back on Monday!"

COMMENTS

Ockham
22:14 Jul 22 2008

I see you handily forgot the part where you thought it was me saying that last bit instead of Irony, and proceeded to call me a very awful person, only to revise it to "That's hilarious, Irony!" when you realized who said it. :|

Irony
22:16 Jul 22 2008

This is because I have boobs and you do not, so there:P

Ockham
22:17 Jul 22 2008

I go out of my way, take time out of my busy day to help you two, and what do I get in return? Libel. :(

Joli
22:25 Jul 22 2008

It's a nice refresher from all the time I spend slandering you, Ockham. This way, the message of how horrible you are, really gets out there!

Ockham has a "PHD in horribleness."

Ockham
22:25 Jul 22 2008

It's a brand new day, dear.

Irony
22:27 Jul 22 2008

I am sorry, but I am NOT getting off with Captain Hammer just to make your dream a reality *grumble*

Ockham
22:28 Jul 22 2008

The Hammer.. is my penis.

Kontradiction
22:30 Jul 22 2008

i like it, Joli, how about trying to sell it on CafePress for money to donate to your Cause?

Joli
22:31 Jul 22 2008

I'll take Captain Hammer! (not so much the penis thing, but...Mal from Firefly...*swoon!)

Ockham
22:36 Jul 22 2008

Remember, kids; You see harmless death nerds, I see future super-villains. If you know a kid in your class who excels in math and science, report him!

carsho
10:59 Jul 23 2008

Silence is golden

Duct tape is silver :D

Lemon Aid :)
17:10 Jul 18 2008
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If life hands you lemons...Celebrate!

1. Lemon act as blood purifier and improves the body’s ability to get rid of toxins. - there's a handy tip for vampires!

2. Excellent for fighting infection. It is an antiseptic, or is an agent that prevents sepsis [the presence of pathogenic bacteria] or putrefaction [decomposition of tissue]. It is also anti-scorbutic, a term meaning a remedy which will prevent disease and assist in cleansing the system of impurities.”

3. Its magnesium, in conjunction with calcium, has an important part to play in the formation of albumen in the blood. The lemon contains potassium 48.3, calcium 29.9, phosphorus 11.1, magnesium 4.4.

4. Some people love antiseptics and would apply it to their skin whenever they have the smallest cut. The good news is you can use lemon on cuts too since it's nature's antiseptics. Not only that, because of its styptics property, it is said that lemon could be applied on cuts to stop bleeding.

5. Drinking lemon juice is useful for people with heart problem - because of its high potassium content

6. It is believed that regular intake of fresh lemons may be useful in treating cases of kidney stones

HERE'S WHY

“Biological Ionization in Human Nutrition,” he states that: “Man does not live off the food he eats but off of the energy that is produced from the food he eats.”

The energy you get from your food comes from the atoms and molecules of energy in your food. A reaction takes place as cationic food enters the digestive tract and encounters anionic digestive enzymes.

To explain further, an ion is part of a molecule con-atom or a group of atoms that carry an electrical charge. Ions which carry negative charges are “anions.” Lemons are considered to be anionic, having more anions (negatively charged ions) of energy as compared to cations (positively charged ions) in their atomic structure. Saliva, hydrochloric acid, bile and the stomach's other digestive juices are also anionic.

Lemon is one of the only foods on the planet that has more anions than cations in its atomic structure.

When considering the electromagnetic properties of food Dr. Beddoe points out that all foods are considered cationic with the exception of fresh, raw lemon juice. Some have suggested that the reason fresh lemon juice is similar to digestive enzymes is due to the low amount of sulfur in lemons. It should be noted that pasteurized and packaged lemon juice is cationic and, therefore, ineffective as a health remedy.

NON-FOOD BENEFITS OF LEMONS

* Citric acid - Lemons were the primary commercial source of this substance prior to the development of fermentation-based processes.

* Lemon battery - A popular science experiment in schools involves attaching electrodes to a lemon and using it as a battery to power a light. The electricity generated in this way can also power a small motor. These experiments also work with other fruits and vegetables.

* Sanitary kitchen deodorizer - deodorize, remove grease, bleach stain, and disinfect; when mixed with baking soda, lemon can remove stains from plastic food storage containers.

* Lemon hair lightener - Lemon juice applied to the hair can work as a natural hair lightener.

* Insecticide - The d-limonene in lemon oil is used as a non-toxic insecticide treatment. See orange oil.

* Acne Treatment - Applying lemon juice to facial blemishes is a popular form of treating acne.

* When lemon juice is mixed with Sun In it is said to lighten the hair or to enhance highlights. melanin production.[citation needed] The effectiveness, however, is largely a subject of debate.

* Lemon skins eaten daily have been shown to greatly increase the muscle recovery and anti-catabolic cycles for increased muscle development. Research has shown that 8 oz. of lemon peels is the recommend maximum daily dosage.

* Lemon is used in facial masks for refreshing the skin.

* Wood treatment - lemon oil is often used on the unsealed rosewood fingerboards of guitars and other stringed instruments. It should not be used on maple fingerboards, as these are generally sealed and the oil would just stay on the surface.

* Lemon juice is often used to clean the inside of animal skins prior to taxidermy.[citation needed]

* Natural deodorants are generally made from lemon extracts. Raw lemon can be used as a short term deodorant.

* Aromatherapy - Researchers at Ohio State University reveals that lemon oil aroma may enhance your mood, and relax you.

*Use pure lemon juice on wasp and bee stings to relieve pain

COMMENTS

thesavageant
17:12 Jul 18 2008

Lemons are the bomb!

sahahria
17:19 Jul 18 2008

In aromatherapy they also promote "clear thinking".

One way I have my clients use lemons in the summer is to:

Take 3 bags of mint herbal tea. Brew in sun or standard until a bit stronger than usual.

Squeeze one lemon into the tea

Sweeten with Honey to taste.

Drink Iced or freeze for a fresh frozen treat that cools you off :)

Charity
17:21 Jul 18 2008

Lemons are great for anything, they're just great. They smell yummy, they taste yummy, they look yummy, and they're very healthy. What can beat that? Not much. ;)

Oceanne
17:26 Jul 18 2008

LOVE lemons. Vinegar is another one much like the lemon in its usefullness..Howvever,it does have a way of making one crave a salad when they use it.;)

Xzavier
17:42 Jul 18 2008

Yay for lemons!!! I love seeing stuff like this.

Then of course it makes one hell of a salmon dish as well lol

KCRC
18:00 Jul 18 2008

One thing you neglected to mention.

Lemons go really well with salt and shots of tequila!

faeriemoon
03:26 Jul 19 2008

...or sugar and shots of vodka.

At work, one of the girl's mothers has used lemon juice on her face every night since she was a girl and she has AMAZING skin at close to 80.

Ockham
17:07 Jul 19 2008

please don't ever mention vodka again

04:05 Jul 18 2008
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I am the envy of VR. Click here!

Just doing my part, ma'am

COMMENTS

captainglobehead
14:00 Jul 18 2008

Now you'll never have to admonish someone with, "Hey, my eyes are up here!"

::covet::
17:07 Jul 16 2008
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Ohhhhhhhhhh, how I covet you, little shirt of delight. I want! It’s still just concept art at seriouseats, but if it gets voted in, I HAVE to own it!!

Vegan Zombie

COMMENTS

Ockham
17:26 Jul 16 2008

Even in undeath, an abomination. :P

BLOODLIFE
19:42 Jul 16 2008

I'd even get you the matching pants ..

captainglobehead
20:36 Jul 16 2008

OK, that's funny.

Beastt17
08:42 Jul 17 2008

I'll have what she's having.

Rah Fossils!
08:46 Jul 06 2008
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For birra. Now we need to get you the t-shirt.

And here's what that bad boy may have looked like in action. I love this one!

COMMENTS

Requiem
16:11 Jul 06 2008

AAAUUGHH!

BIIIIG scorpion!

BIIIIIIG Damn scorpion!

Auuuughhh!

*shivers with heebie jeebies*

birra
18:03 Jul 06 2008

That's awesome - I did find that artist's rendition of what it may have looked like.

Up to 2 meters in length.

That's one bad-ass underwater scorpion!

...I wonder how it would have tasted, boiled with a little butter and garlic... hmmm....

KCRC
22:34 Jul 06 2008

My thoughts exactly Birra!

Do you think it would be better boiled or grilled?

CTyler
11:29 Jul 07 2008

It dun look like eatin's to me.

corpsebride2009
17:59 Jul 09 2008

cool like it

Bonnie and Clyde
04:51 Jul 06 2008
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This is an incredible story. I went outside today to mow the grass and saw that the garage was a mess. I asked my daughter to straighten and she remarked, "What died in here?" I had smelled something earlier and told her it was just the trash.

After a while, the odor was so bad, I decided to take a look. At first, I was horrified to see what I thought was a dead cat someone had thrown in my trash can. My vision then detected movement and I saw a live baby possum, then other babies, all who looked dead. I didn't know what to do. I was so upset and knew we needed to save the baby, but handling wildlife and dead animals takes a little plan.

Luckily, my daughter, Allie, is a ninja beast and she came out and poked around with a broom handle, assessing who was alive and who was dead. One pair of thick gloves later and she had rescued two babies and placed them in a box I readied with some bedding.

We called Wildlife and Fisheries and they referred us to, of all people, Allie's Biology teacher! He'll take them tomorrow. We swung into action and got my friend (Beastt here) to look up possum baby formula. We dashed to Pet Smart with the babies and to the grocery store. We got pedialite into them in the parking lot before coming home. they loved it! Probably very dehydrated.

While doing that, my ex and my younger daughter bagged and disposed of the bodies. (I owe them lunch!)

We fed them some diluted formula and will see if they do ok through the night. They have at least a fighting chance now. They make an adorable hoarse sharp call, probably trying to locate mom. Here are a few pics of them. Allie named them. You can see milk on Bonnie's fur. We were going to clean it until we saw Clyde licking it off :)

What an incredible night. Nothing like what I'd planned, but now...I wouldn't trade it for anything. I'm proud of Allie for reaching deep (at one point, her head was inside that can because her arms weren't long enough to reach. I'm even proud of Johnny for helping out and Caitlin for holding that yucky bag.

COMMENTS

Irony
04:56 Jul 06 2008

Oh wow! I never knew what possums looked like. They look so healthy there, certainly happy. I hope they make it now. Will they get released back into the wild eventually, or will they end up as pets?

Joli
04:58 Jul 06 2008

Through Wildlife and Fisheries, I'm sure they will eventually be released :)

KCRC
04:59 Jul 06 2008

Wow you guys should be on Animal Planet: Oppossum Rescue.

Not at the top of my list of favorite critters...But you folks did a good thing!

thesavageant
05:04 Jul 06 2008

Awesome ;)

placidchaos
05:11 Jul 06 2008

Thank you all for saving them, there are too many people in this world who'd have turned a blind eye.

They're fun little guys to have around, they're surprisingly intelligent just like raccoons. I had some friends who had one as a pet and several coons. They were always taking in orphaned wildlife and occasionally they'd have one refuse to leave.

birra
05:32 Jul 06 2008

There is poetry in everything you do....

pandorasbx65
05:45 Jul 06 2008

Awww, thats the best thing I have heard in awhile and I so love the names, kinda makes ya feel all warm and fuzzy inside =]

CTyler
07:30 Jul 06 2008

There was a big fire over here a while ago, and firefighters saved a couple of badger ...cubs?.. out of the burning house. Big, happy news item.

Next day's news item was about how the firefighters had handed the litte badgers over to our version of Wildlife and Fisheries. They would look into it, thaiy said, but euthanised them as soon as the firefighters had left.

Furious firefighters. A lot of well deserved flak was fired. I doubt those people will be recieving any rescued animals anytime soon.

If they live, and are healthy, keep them safe from bureaucrats.

Sinora
09:37 Jul 06 2008

Never underestimate possum power lol

LadyChordewa
16:27 Jul 06 2008

Absolute Proof that you are raising an incrediable child dear. You should be proud, not only of her but yourself as well. Nice Job!!!

corpsebride2009
18:03 Jul 09 2008

never seen A possums ntill now

Angelus
22:58 Jul 09 2008

Awwwwwwwwww ..

Vampirewitch39
16:15 Jul 13 2008

Ha! Now you know what Stinky Dead Fred odor was.

But.... well... they are kind of cute. And your daughter ROCKS!

Maledicta
19:19 Jul 14 2008

Aww they are adorable :-) And they seem like quite the little posers too!

Oceanne
18:06 Jul 16 2008

Smiles~

even when I'm not in the mood to smile...
21:53 Jul 04 2008
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Ockham says: I was making a pitcher of frappacino

Ockham says: so do you think she will reply to your journal slam?

Ockham says: I use the term 'she' hesitantly, for 'she' implies something that a man might put a penis into, and that would be, from a genetic standpoint, a tremendous mistake.

Ockham says: Jo, I think I have a mission for us

Ockham says: we need a 4th gender pronoun

Ockham says: for things that are too stupid to be male or female, but are still animate objects

Ockham says: he/she/it/??

Joli Dy says: "they"

Joli Dy says: sucks, but it's used

Ockham says: we need something more eloquent than that

Ockham says: a new word!

Ockham says: I propose: fai

Ockham says: as in fail.

Joli Dy says: http://www.coyoteblog.com/coyote_blog/2007/04/a_campaign_for_.html

Joli Dy says: even xkcd finally caved to it

Ockham says: fair enough :)

Ockham says: you should come visit me sometime :) I could share a glass of frappacino and show you the whole Ockham Ranting At Some Douche experience

Ockham says: also, you'd get to see enough snow to make up for all the years that you haven't seen any.

Ockham says: (I'm the devil, trying to trick you into coming to Hell)

Ockham says: Come to sunshine-y Judecca! We have frozen coffee!

COMMENTS

Morrigon
21:59 Jul 04 2008

Don't talk about me that way! There is nothing wrong with my penis!

...wait...what?

Ockham
22:15 Jul 04 2008

I... have absolutely no idea how to respond to that.

Irony
00:36 Jul 05 2008

Y'know, Judecca doesn't seem nearly as scary now. Nowhere really bad can have something as awesome as your frappacino:D As for the pronoun, you could always use UGH! since I hear you make that noise a lot when we talk about our favourite 'it'.

Ockham
00:37 Jul 05 2008

Would you like to sign up for Hell's mailing list?

Irony
00:39 Jul 05 2008

I already did after you proposed to me my dear:)

Ockham
00:47 Jul 05 2008

Wait. Are you saying you'll only marry me in Hell?

Irony
00:47 Jul 05 2008

Well, the alternative is England:P

Ockham
00:50 Jul 05 2008

So you're saying Hell is preferable to England?

Irony
00:51 Jul 05 2008

Well you are the one that seems so reluctant to leave it:P I love England:D

Ockham
00:52 Jul 05 2008

We have nicer people here.

Irony
00:53 Jul 05 2008

...

You have a point:P

Ockham
00:59 Jul 05 2008

And the woman paused,

to the Devil's applause,

and he cried out with a smile,

"Hell's such a great place,

Fuck London to deep space,

I'm not even lying, no wiles."

Now the woman took heed,

To the Devil's dark creed,

Cause she knew that London was a pile.

And the people there suck,

And the smell, well, man, fuck,

To choose Hell over that is in style.

Irony
01:00 Jul 05 2008

You realise near enough everyone in the british isles is of that opinion about London? You, Sir, are a hero:)

Ockham
01:02 Jul 05 2008

Your Hero will accept a tribute of one Irony's eternal love and plane tickets for her to Hell.

Requiem
03:22 Jul 05 2008

I agree.

There is absolutely nothing wrong with Morrigon's penis.

We took up a collection and sent off for it on EBay.

She seems delighted with the warranty.

STABB666
20:55 Jul 05 2008

Just because I'm dating Ockham's girlfriend, doesn't mean that he can date mine.

:P

Reset button
21:32 Jul 01 2008
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Making peace is a beautiful thing. Even closed doors can be re-opened when hearts on both sides wish it so and apply themselves to that goal.

To any buddies, don't panic if you see a familiar face. It is cool :)

COMMENTS

DarkCthulhu
22:06 Jul 01 2008

~jumps from around corner~ TADA! Oh crap, everyone is wearing the same shirt from hot topic :(

Oh hell, where is the scotch...lol.

How many times do I have to read this claim here?!
18:43 Jul 01 2008
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Eyes do NOT change color depending on your mood. No matter what you say, you do NOT have mood eyes, ok? The light around you...the colors around you...maybe even the flush or paleness of your own skin will affect how your eye color will appear, but not your mood...sorry. I know it sounds cool, but so do blinky eyes and laser eyes. Other than infancy and perhaps old age, there is no eye color change.

If you still believe that they do, please take video of your mood changes, focused on your eyes. I require constant, unchanging lighting, setting, and clothing. Send video with date and time stamp to me. Email available by request.

COMMENTS

Oceanne
18:54 Jul 01 2008

OH THANK YOU for posting this Joli..I am so tired of seeing this claim and feeling compelled to comment on it.

deathnitegrl
18:58 Jul 01 2008

*applauds*

Joli
19:53 Jul 01 2008

I forgot injury...some eye injuries can result in a color change.

Morrigon
20:08 Jul 01 2008

I swear my eyes have turned a bit greener over the years...Which makes them kind of look murky...Like poo

Joli
20:18 Jul 01 2008

Oh, Morri...you must you ALWAYS over-glamorize your sex appeal? Oh you goddess of the murkypoo eyes!

CTyler
21:49 Jul 01 2008

You forgot contact lenses. THEY probably change lenses based on mood. Hocus pocus.

Ockham
22:06 Jul 01 2008

My eyes change color when I get angry. HULK SMASH! They go from brown, to still brown. It's amazing!

DarkCthulhu
22:08 Jul 01 2008

Yes huh! You are sooo wrong girl person!!! Mine go from like blue to red when I am dissed at work and from like green when I am all tranquillized and stuff to like ummm, black when I am feeling ubber ninja.

Scarlett
15:35 Jul 03 2008

there are some medications that can do this as well, but if you are using these...you probably arent up and around, playing on vr lol

Fee Fi Fo Fum...
16:52 Jul 01 2008
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What if I were appointed Sentoran of the world? I daydreamed a little about that today...

I wrestled a fat lady to the ground and suspended her for these!

This forest...SUSPENDED!

*sigh* Back to my real job :P