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Well this isn't a surprise to me. lol
18:02 Nov 29 2006
Times Read: 912

WHAT RELIGION BESTS SUITS YOU?
AtheistYou are Godless! You could care less about religion. As far as you're concerned, if you can't see, touch and kick something, it's not real to you. You're day-to-day activities consist of eating, working, sleeping and the occasional Internet or coffee shop debate. Lastly, if anyone chooses to preach at you otherwise, you will either leave or debate them until they finally shut up.
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Here are the results so far from everyone who took this quiz.

Religion (my score) % of results in this religion



Fundamentalist Christian (I scored 0) 10%

Holy Roller (I scored 0) 8%

Average Christian (I scored 0) 14%

True Christian (I scored 0) 10%

Modern Satanist (I scored 0) 3%

Theistic/Traditional Satanist (I scored 0) 2%

Luciferian (I scored 0) 2%

Devil Worshipper (I scored 0) 3%

Atheist (I scored 5) 11%

Agnostic (I scored 2) 11%

New Aged / Wiccan (I scored 0) 6%

Pagan / Occultist (I scored 1) 7%

Discordian (I scored 1) 1%

Category Unknown (I scored 1) 5%

Speak clearly or this will happen...
19:52 Nov 06 2006
Times Read: 924

Hunter, Warrior, Thief
19:44 Nov 06 2006
Times Read: 921

The Warrior 0% Hunter, 17% Theif, and 92% Warrior!

Integrity, Courage and Boldness. Dare to be different - that's you. Self-controlled - puts a woman's need above their own and guards her emotional and spiritual purity. This makes a woman feel protected and secure. It also helps her to be self-controlled. Commitment - not to his consuming lust. Commitment in a relationship builds self-esteem and trust even through hard times. Patient, Supportive, Forgiving Kind - gentle, compassionate. This helps women to feel special and cherished Humble - gets direction in his life, advice from godly men about the relationship. Thoughtful, selfless - thinks of others' needs first Protective - This helps a woman to trust and understand that the man she loves genuinely cares about guarding her. Trustworthy - Protects her heart and emotions. Persevering - Even if the relationship doesn't end in marriage - there are no regrets and no bitterness on either end, but instead a best friendship.

My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 99% on Hunter You scored higher than 99% on Theif You scored higher than 99% on Warrior

Link: The Hunter, Theif or Warrior Test written by DarkMarsa on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test

On-line Auction Terms
02:39 Nov 04 2006
Times Read: 925

ADORABLE = Too tacky to be kitsch

ACTUAL SHIPPING CHARGE = You'll pay every last dime including the parking meter at the PO

ANCIENT = My grandmother owned it

ANTIQUE = My mother owned it

BEAUTIFUL = If you think rust is art

BRILLIANT SHINE = My buffer really did a number on this

CHECK MY FEEDBACK = All the Negs are on my other accounts

CIVIL WAR = Made in India last month (India is always in civil war)

COLLECTIBLE = I have WAY too many

CUTE = Butt-Ugly

CLEAN PER EBAY = I wore these panties on a hot date

DON'T MISS THIS ONE! = Somebody PLEASE buy it

EXCEPTIONAL = Has everything except what you hoped

FABULOUS = This auction required a totally imaginative description

FINE = New paint didn't hide the glue joints

GREAT CONDITION = The dog seldom used it for a chew toy

GREAT CONDITION FOR SOMETHING THIS OLD = Barely recognizeable

GREAT ITEM! = Every customer in the shop handles it; no one buys

HTF - Hard to Find = There were only 3 others for sale when I posted the auction

HOT! = I shilled this item with my 30 bogus registrations

I WAS TOLD THIS IS ... = No one bid when I said what it really was

L@@K = This item has nothing going for it (see MUST SEE)

LE - Limited Edition = Only 4 million before they stopped numbering them

MIB = Mashed In Box

MINT = Meticulously cleaned

NEAR MINT = Wouldn't quite clean-up

NEEDS POLISHING = Oh how I tried, but the finish is shot

MINTY = Suggestive word meaning seller is devious, untrustworthy

MUST SEE = This item has nothing going for it (see L@@K)

NICE = Dumping it because I got a much better one for my collection

NR No Reserve. = I used a whopping opening bid instead

NOS = New Old Stock is often Nasty Old Schlock

OLD = Useless then, useless now (See VERY OLD)

ONE OF A KIND = I have no idea what this is

PATINA = Rust never sleeps (see WONDERFUL PATINA)

PERFECT = It is for all I know; I've never seen another

PRIMATIVE = Untalented, unskilled, pre-school art

PRISTINE = All remnants of mouse feces came off in the washer

RARE = Site search found only 2 others for sale when I posted the auction

STUNNING = Garish

SUPER RARE = Site search of current auctions found no others

VERY OLD = Been useless for generations (see OLD)

VERY RARE = Site search found only 1 other for sale when I posted the auction

WONDERFUL PATINA = I polished the rust (see PATINA)

SHELF PIECE = Damage visible on one side only

UNBELIEVABLE = The description doesn't fit my item in any way

UNIQUE = Site search of current and completed auctions found no others

UNUSUAL = Site search found only 4 others for sale when I posted the auction

VINTAGE = Made way, way back in the 1980s when I was born

WONDERFUL = You'll forever wonder why

WOW!!! = I'm really desperate to dump this

FIND THE ERROR
21:24 Nov 01 2006
Times Read: 933

Look really close and see if you can find the error:



A B C D E F G H I J K L M N 0 P Q R S T U V W X Y Z



Did you know that 80% of Stanford students could not find the error above? It should be really obvious.



Goes to show you that having a piece of paper on your wall that says PhD or BA or Graduate really means nothing if you don't use your brain and PAY ATTENTION! It's all in the details, and if you go through life not seeing the details, you must live a pretty boring life.