Jason is a Robot that is Powered by Cold Fusion, is fitted with an Electric Drill, is covered with Flashing Lights, and Hops Around on Single Leg. Force: 6 Handling: 4 Weaponry: 2 To see if your Battle Robot can defeat Jason, enter your name and choose an attack: fights Jason using Force Handling Weaponry |
Jason is a Human-Sized Lizard that is Radioactive. Strength: 3 Agility: 4 Intelligence: 2 To see if your Giant Battle Monster can defeat Jason, enter your name and choose an attack: fights Jason using Strength Agility Intelligence |
Jason is a Cabbage-Eating Proboscis Monkey ...with a Battle Rating of 3.5 To see if your Food-Eating Battle Monkey can defeat Jason, enter your name: |
You have a 53% chance of surviving a T-Rex Attack You have an above average chance of surviving a T-Rex attack. You are able to recognize what the real dangers are as opposed to the imaginary ones. Go team! Take this quiz at QuizGalaxy.com |
As it turns out, jason is aroused by ... Lime rinds 'What crazy thing are you aroused by?' at QuizUniverse.com |
Jason's Carny ability: |
You can spin four sticks of cotton candy at once. WITH YOUR MIND ALONE. |
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Jason's Past Lives | ||||||
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1090 BC: Assassinated Revolutionary | ||||||
702 AD: A Nun | ||||||
1860 AD: A priest | ||||||
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You prefer Rough sex! You like it ROUGH. Hard, great, wonderful slamming sex is your type of sex. More the product of lust than love - and utterly horny - rough sex is what satisfies you. | ||||
'What is the best type of sex for you?' at QuizUniverse.com |
I've been rereading my Journal entries from the beginning. (January 05) For the most part, and barring some horrible spelling errors, my journal used to contain interesting and articulate material. I even laughed out loud at some of my comments, specifically my disertation on the Human Torch.
Narccisistic? Possibly.
Now...my journal contains mostly fluff. I hate fluff. My journal is pissing me off.
I appologize to everyone who stops by here, regularly. I kind of feel like I'm wasting your time.
I found the following in imagesinwords ' journal. It was the section below that caught my attention, because it's OH so true, methinks. The entirety of the entry is definitely worth a read.
If you keep every email, and every IM session between yourself and another person- you are either:
1) In LOVE (and love is beautiful thing)
2) OBSESSED!
3) Fuckin' psycho.
Nothing you can say or do to make it sound like you are just using it as 'proof' will convince otherwise. If you weren't in love or obsessed- then you are some evil fuck who uses every piece of contact to put away in a file to hold over someone's head in the future. What a fulfilling life that must be?
I, for one, delete everything. I don't think my love or my obsessions need to be archived in digital media.
Jason -- [adjective]: Tasting like strawberries 'How will you be defined in the sexual dictionary?' at QuizUniverse.com |
Fairly Looted from Angelpie! ARRRRR!
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I am in posession of a movie I did not know exhisted:
The Crow: Wicked Prayer.
Ok, The Crow is a classic, and pretty much started the comicbook-to-movie trend that we are enjoying today.
Crow: City of Angles was a passable sequel.
Crow 3: Shit On A Stick was just...bad.
I'm a big fan of the Crow franchise and music. But The Crow: Wicked Prayer (the title alone is just...bad) stars the following:
Edward (John Connor) Furlong
Tara (Oops my boob fell out) Reid
and...wait for it....and this shocked me....David (Angel) Bereanaz.
I will tender my humble opinion of this "film" after I give it a watch. Pre-review: It's going to stink.
It's beginning to grate my nerves that I can't get any IM systems to work on the ship, anymore. I've run out of ideas and exhausted all of my contacts. Apparently, "they" have blocked all of the Instand Messangers. All of them. I've tried everything.
Not having instant communication with my friends and family is absolutely distressing. I feel as though I am completely out of the loop....cut off.
For years, Yahoo has worked just fine, albiet slow, on the ships. Suddenly, it just won't work. That bastard bouncing smiley face just continues to laugh at me while the "connecting to Yahoo as DCVoodoo" taunts me.
That's what the main character in "40 Year Old Virgin" screams when he's getting his chest waxed. I'm watching this movie, right now, and I'm crying from laughing so hard at this scene.
And then...I think back to a certain Prince and a certain radio show...and the tears just keep pouring down...heheh
DB EDIT:
*laughs hysterically* NOW THAT is comedy! I own the movie... i never really thought about it but now that you mention it...rofl!!!
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