Message from random member:
"can i join your house?"
Reply:
First off: thank you for your interest in the House.
Second: here are the reasons I can't and won't consider you at this time.
1) You need to be at least level 5 to be in a House. I don't know you, so you'll have to be quite a bit higher before I even begin to entertain the idea.
2) Your profile is loaded with quizzes and is, pretty much, substandard. One of the criteria for induction into my House is a profile that the member has obviously put a lot of time into. I realize you've just joined the site. By the time you reach at least level 5, your profile should show significant improvement.
3) This is the most important one: The main page for my House specifically gives guidelines for petitioning for membership. Messaging me directly is NOT one of those guidelines. In actuality, it counts against you, as it shows that you cannot follow directions.
Honestly...I'm too nice to these people.
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Apparently, the Houses are at war but someone forgot to tell the House Masters....LOL. I received this one, this morning, from a member I suspended a couple of days ago:
"mmmhmm let me tell you this right now.
There are several who belive you chose sides on this matter. As the head of Umbrea Octo (I think i got that right) you are a house enemy, as our house needs to get ahead."
I am The Enemy! Beware!
On 17:18:24 Jan 06 2006 Jason wrote:
It has been brought to my attention that you have been harassing members via private message. It has also been brought to my attention that you have been hostile and combative in the VampBox.
Expect a suspension if I catch you doing this.
From:
knucklehead member
10:14:11
Jan 07 2006
hey man look i aint tryen to start shit some one messeged me and said her life was been threated and shit and shes a juggalette if u no anything bout insane clown posse ud no were all family and we let none of r homies get dissed no matter wut so im just leten u no that if my psycopathic family is threated again ill hunt that person down and takem out ok cuz pyscopathic family is all i have my mom and dad beet me till i decided it was time to stop it so i killed them and i just got out 2 months ago and im glad to be out of prison and ill just let u no im a computer hacker and a profesile at it so i can find any one any were just by seten up a satilite and hack in to it and find them bye gps tracken system and shit so no one is safe when im pissed just tell every one to keep it fresh on here cuz i dont look forward to goen bak to the joint any time soon for murder again and sevren my 35 years bak up time ok thanx man for lewten me talk to u
"You have been logged out of Vampire Rave for Hammering."
I got that for deleting messages too fast! LOL
I stole this idea from Jamie. I wanted to list out the concerts that I've been to, so I figured this was as good a place as any. Thanks for the idea, Mistress J.
Ratt (Twice)
Bon Jovi (Three times)
Judas Priest
Striper (Good show. Don't laugh)
David Lee Roth
White Snake
Queensryche (Twice on the same tour)
Guns and Roses
Motely Crue (Twice)
Faster Pussycat
Skid Row
Great White
Tesla
Poison
Kiss (Twice. Fuck yeah!)
White Zombie
Rob Zombie
Three Doors Down
Creed
Drowning Pool
Beautiful Creatures
Scorpians
Alice Cooper
Ozzy (Three times)
Black Sabbath
Warrant (Don't ask)
Winger (REALLY don't ask)
Slipknot
Mushroomhead
Sepulchura
Soil (4 times. Love this band)
Il Nino
And the list goes on...
Bands I want to see but haven't:
BLUE OYSTER CULT!
Metallica
Michael Jackson
Madonna
The Stones
Godsmack
GWAR
Billy Joel
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