Oooo!05:12 Jan 12 2010
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Jose and Carlos
Jose and Carlos are both beggars. They beg in different areas of town.
Carlos begs for the same amount of time as Jose,but only collects
about eight or nine dollars a day.
Jose brings home a suitcase full of ten dollar bills every day. He
drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage-free house, and has a lot of money to
spend.
"Hey, amigo," Carlos says to Jose, "I work just as long and hard as
you do, so how come you bring home a suitcase full of ten dollar bills
every day?
Jose says, "Look at your sign, what does it say?"
Carlo's sign reads;
"I have no work, a wife and six kids to support."
"What's wrong with that?" Carlos asks him.
"No wonder you only get eight or nine dollars a day!"
Carlo's says, "Alright, what does your sign say?"
It reads,
"I only need ten dollars to get back to Mexico ."
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Let's Offend Everybody!
Q. What's the Cuban National Anthem?
A.. Row, Row, Row Your Boat.
Q. Where does an Irish family go on vacation?
A. A different bar.
Q. What did the Chinese couple name their tan, curly-haired baby?
A. Sum Ting Wong.
Q. What do you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?
A.. A speech impediment.
Q. Why aren't there any Puerto Ricans on Star Trek ?
A. Because they're not going to work in the future either.
Q. Why do Driver Ed classes in redneck schools use the car only on
Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays?
A.. Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.
Q. What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
A. The southern zoo has a description of the animal along with a recipe..
Q How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the 'F' word?
A. Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell, 'BINGO!'
Q. What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern
fairytale???
A. A northern fairytale begins, ...'Once upon a time...'
A southern fairytale begins,.... 'Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit.'
Q. Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?
A. Because all the Mexicans who can run, jump or swim are already in the United States
Not one Polish joke in there. Or Spanish...as I have Spain in me. Some....and of course we are in Oklahoma, so we would have some of that redneck I guess and Southern. :P
COMMENTS
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Daire
11:22 Jan 14 2010
" Q. Where does an Irish family go on vacation?
A. A different bar. "