Okay - take a 25 minute break instead of 15...stuff your fat face with sweets...go to the restroom for 20 fuckin' minutes...
I so want to shove you to the floor right now.
Lazy fucking sod.
It sucks not having access to the internet on a regular basis...I miss being here!
:(
As I have a hot minute to ramble here, here goes:
* Work...what can I say? Big Momma is still...big Momma. She's in charge of the coffee station for a month...we help her minimally, as she doesn't bother to help anyone else ...so it's a disaster. Just yesterday, instead of keeping up with the coffee, cleaning the countertops, and stocking, she was standing behind the counter...eating a big hunk of carrot cake...
I called her out on it too, but not in front of people. I said "Eating a huge hunk of cake...really?"
* On my way to work yesterday morning, I had the 'pleasure' of running into an animal lover...the cuckoo kind. She was going on about how some Chinese people were abusing chickens, and it made her sad...then she looked at me in the eye and shrieked "MY SOUL IS DYING! LOOK AT THE TEARS IN MY EYES!" Holy shit. I said good day and practically ran to work...
* A student - a cute guy - went on about how he didn't have enough money for what he wanted to eat/drink. hen he had the nerve to smile and bat his lashes - I kid you not...he asked me if I ate for
free, and if I did, could I get him something...it took me a few seconds to recover, but I got 'em. I looked at him and said 'Oh...I see. You think that because you are cute that you're gonna' get free shit outta' me? No. Not gonna' happen, kid".
Afterwards, he pulled a $20 from his wallet. Jeesh.
There's more shit, but I gotta' go!
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Keep strong. Miss ya.
Yay! You were here! Funny stuff. Wish you could be here more often!
Interesting drive-by... :)
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Frenetik
19:42 Sep 30 2013
That sounds like my old co-worker. She'd leave the room "for a second" because she "really had to use the bathroom", leaving me out of ratio(10 1-year-olds, 1 teacher!) for 30-40 minutes. Used to drive me insane.
NLW
00:56 Oct 01 2013
Holy crap! Unless I have to go poo, it takes between 3-5 minutes for me to go to the bathroom, depending on if I have to wait. That reminds me of the "Maintenance man" Where I work who clocks in in the morning, then gets in his car and leaves for an hour. Every frickin' morning. I'd get fired if I tried that.
Isis101
00:15 Oct 04 2013
I hate lazy assed people. How do they get and keep a job? there are people willing to work who are unemployed...I just don't get it.