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I really need to write something new here for nobody to comment on. It's just that I haven't done anything all that dumb or funny in a while. Maybe I need to show off more or get a higher horse to fall from?



I'm afraid I may have scared off a very good friend of mine. This troubles me greatly. Mate I just needed a mark on my horizon to aim for and a direction to shoot an arrow. Carving stones was not my intent. What is to be will simply be if it is to be and not be if it isn't.



There's another I'd kick in the head but it's cracked I'm sure and getting the boot would only make it worse. Stubborn jerk can't remember my name but doesn't need to be seen because "I'll live. I'll be fine."



Still NOT discussing my hair.



*wonders absently if cats have tonsils*

Got the new one. Just like the old one but not as clean.