While talking with my girl Keri today she told me she was my Master I in turn replied impossible your a chick and this is her take on the difference.
Mistress= Vagigi Gina
Master= Pickled Dick
IF I did have a dick though I would be in the Guiness Book of World Records XXX Rated Version for having a dick like porn stars could only dream of!
I literally laughed insanely.
COMMENTS
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NocturnalMistress
00:31 May 05 2009
Oh Dear Heavenly Thing in the Clouds..
You really posted it xD
Hahahaha
This is what happens when I lack sleep and drink energy drinks... I already 2 red bulls (nasty taste I swear!) and I am drinking that Vault I got for free earlier..
So technically tis not my fault..
sleep depervation will of course do wonders for you and your mind set...
Look at me for instance.
I thought I would be an awesome porn star MAN.
(never gonna be a porn star, but If I was a guy.. run men run... and Look out.. this one's a dooesy !)
MWUAHAHAHA
*evil grin*
IcyRayne
01:17 May 05 2009
Your killing me with your hilarity.
If she was a man,you better damn well run it would be a sight to behold.
PORN STAR BABIES
erin88
02:09 May 08 2009
She ate my socks
IcyRayne
02:20 May 08 2009
What in the hell are socks?
TaintedAngel14
23:00 Jun 08 2009
ROFLMAO!!
Uzziel
09:11 May 01 2012
Men don't know the pain of childbirth....and do you know...we never will...now who's laughing insanely....whoa ha ha ha....
My thinking is that you should be gay because it is something you chose not because you've run away from the pain of being straight...my best friend Shaun is gay and I've been with him to more gay clubs than most gay men...in many ways I wish I was gay because I could find it easy to love Shaun but I'm just not...and even though I've met some real bitches in my life...I'll always be who I am...