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Transformer Babies #1



The G1 babies are in the nursery. All looks quiet and

peaceful. Rachet, Wheeljack, Jazz and Hound are playing Uno

together, while Soundwave, Thundercracky, and Screamy are

jumping rope. Unfortunately, Meggy thought Screamy was jumping

for two long and kicked him in the butt to jump himself.

Screamy started bawling, then ran over to baby Bumblebee and

asked if he could play with him. Bumblebee laughed at him and

Screamy continued to cry. The extreme noise caused by the

crying attracted the attention of Nanny, who came in to find

out what the babies were doing:

All: Hi Nanny!

Nanny: Hi kids. I heard noises. Is everything alright?

Meggy: Yes Nanny, but somebody stole my favorite teddy bear

AGAIN last night.

Nanny: Oh! I’m so sorry Meggy. Now kids, stealing isn’t right!

Who took Meggy’s teddy bear?

(They all look at each other).

Rachet: I didn’t take it Nanny!

Screamy: (Drying his optics) Mean either Nanny!

Nanny: (Nanny scans the room at all the cute faces looking

affectionately up at her). Hmmm…something’s not right. Where’s

Oppie?

Hound: He’s probably hiding in the toy chest again, Nanny.

(Nanny walks over to the toy chest and sees a little red ball

curled up cuddling a teddy bear).

Nanny: Oppie. Wake up. (He does). Oppie, did you take Meggy’s

favorite teddy bear?

(Oppie shakes his head in the ‘No’ fashion).

Meggy: MY TEDDY BEAR! GIVE IT BACK! (He snatches it away). I

shall destroy you, leaving your burning carcass to float

around the galaxy for this!

Nanny: Meggy! You need to learn how to be nice, even when your

friends aren’t always nice to you. Now what is going to happen

when you’re all grown up and start talking like that?

Meggy: I don’t know Nanny. . . Maybe they would shiver in

fear and think that I’m really cool?

Nanny: I doubt that Meggy, I think people would believe you

were a mean bully and you wouldn’t have any friends.

Screamy: What do you mean about when he’s all grown up? He

doesn’t have any friends right now! He just kicked me in my

butt when I was jumping rope. (Meggy eyes glare at Screamy).

Meggy: I have friends! I have LOTS of friends, huh Soundwave?

Soundwave: Yes, Mighty Meggy.

Meggy: See! The only people who don’t have friends are the

ones who rat on their playmates, you worthless piece of

garbage! (Screamy begins to well up with tears again).

Nanny: Meggy! That’s bad manners, I know I never taught you

how to talk like that. Say you’re sorry immediately to

Starscream and then apologize to me and all your other

playmates for using filthy language.

Meggy: Fine. I’m sorry to all my playmates. . . .except to

that worthless piece of garbage!

(Screamy begins to wail, and the whole gang covers their ears

as his glass shattering vocal modulator seems to exceed the

loudest sounds on Earth).

Nanny: What am I ever going to do with you Meggy? I think you

need a time out, and you can’t return until you have sincerely

apologized for being so naughty today!

(The others beg Meggy to say he’s sorry, as both he and they

are crippled by the high pitched crying coming out of

Screamy’s mouth).

Meggy: (holding his ears) OKAY OKAY!!! I AM SORRY FOR CALLING

SCREAMY A MEAN NAME! (looking at Screamy) NOW WOULD YOU PLEASE

SHUT UP?

(Screamy stops crying and begins to sniffle and dry his

optics)

Nanny: I think maybe you are upset because you didn’t have

your teddy bear today. I am sure that Oppie is very sorry for

taking your teddy bear. Oppie, will you come over here and

tell Meggy that you’re sorry?

(Oppie shivers in fear and hops back into the toy chest,

slamming the lid).

Meggy: Muhahahahah!! You see! It works!

Nanny: Hmmm, kids these days! Well, let’s play a game. How

about follow the leader?

All: Yah!!!!

Screamy: Can I be the leader, Nanny?

Nanny: Not this time Screamy, I have an idea.

Screamy: Darn, I never get to be the leader!

Meggy: That’s because you haven’t got any talent, dummy.

Screamy: Yes I do! Some day I will be the leader, you’ll see.

Meggy: Maybe only for a few seconds. Then when everybody sees

how retarded you are, I’ll dive in and kill you.

Screamy: Shut up!

Nanny: Enough both of you! I think the reason we should let

Oppie be the leader is so that he will come out of the toy

chest.

Wheeljack: AH MAN! You’re always picking him to lead us! How

come he’s always the leader?

Rachet: Yeah! He’s boring and just stands in the corner all

day!

(Murmuring breaks about among the playmates, as they all seem

to agree that they don’t want Oppie to lead).

Nanny: We should let Oppie be the leader because he’s so shy.

I think it will help him build self-confidence.

Screamy: What’s self-confidence, Nanny?

Nanny: Self-confidence is the way you see yourself. At times,

it can help you overcome obstacles that stand in your way. It

is really good to have self-confidence when you’re older.

Rachet: When I get older, I’m going to be a doctor.

Nanny: That’s great Rachet! Helping others is a great way to

build self-confidence in others as well as yourself.

Screamy: I’m never going to get old!

Meggy: Yes you will, you stupid fool!

Nanny: MEGGY! How many times do I have to tell you to stop

being mean?

Meggy: But Nanny, he’s so stupid!

Nanny:No more talking like that Meggy. (she picks him up and

puts him in a crib) You just sit in your crib and think about

what you just said.

Meggy: But Nanny! I did a good thing, see? I told the truth!

Screamy:Shut up!

Soundwave: I think Starscream is stupid too! (Knowing he’s

going to get punished by Nanny, he jumps into the same crib as

Meggy).

Screamy: OKAY FINE! Maybe I will get older! But when I do, I’m

going to be a scientist!

Nanny: That’s good to hear Screamy! Sounds like you’re on the

right path to getting some good, healthy, self-confidence.

Jazz: Yeah, all for except poor Oppie.

Nanny: That’s right Jazz. That’s why it’s important for us to

help him find some.

Meggy: He’ll never get any! He’ll just be a dumb, stupid mute

like he is today.

Nanny: We mustn’t tease Oppie just because he doesn’t talk as

much as we would like him too. That does not mean he’s stupid,

it means he’s special.

Bumblebee: Yah, he’s special alright! (starts giggling)

Wheeljack: He’s weird. He plays with that blue glowing ball

thingy he keeps in his chest, calling it his “precious.”

Meggy: He’s a WAY bigger nerd than Starscream!

Screamy: Shut up!

Nanny: No, no, no, you misunderstand! I don’t mean Special Ed,

Bumblebee! I mean he’s gentle. He’s sensitive. He’s a thinker,

and he’s probably going to be somebody great someday. That’s

what I mean by special.

Meggy: I’m special too, Nanny! When I grow up I’m going to be

a famous leader and conquer the universe!

Nanny: Sounds to me like you’ve got a little too much

self-confidence!

Meggy: I will! I will! You’ll see! You will all be my slaves

and I’ll be able to go anywhere I want and not be stuck in a

crib all day!

Nanny: That’s enough Meggy! Your behavior has been very bad

today. I’m going to keep you in that crib all day unless you

show me how you are going to talk nice to your playmate

Screamy and Oppie. Soundwave, come out of that crib.

(Soundwave looks at Meggy, then back at Nanny, then back at

Meggy).

Soundwave: Sorry Mighty Meggy, but she’s bigger than me.

Meggy: That’s alright Soundwave, I like your obedience to

authority figures. Someday I can use that when I conquer the

universe, then kill Oppie, and Screamy.

Soundwave: Cool! I’m so there!

Nanny: Alright kids, maybe we should just go to the

playground!

All: Yah! (They start to run for the door. Meggy looks

horrified).

Meggy: Can’t I go too, Nanny? The thought of me not being

there among my comrades guiding them to conquest on the jungle

gym is too much for me to bear!

Nanny: You have been awfully cranky today. (She stops and

thinks to herself: “Conquest? Comrades?”) I think it would be

best if you cooled down with a nap this time Meggy.

Meggy: But it’s Oppie’s fault! You said so yourself! You said

it was because Oppie stole my favorite teddy bear that caused

me to be cranky! Soundwave, play back that last transmission!

(Soundwave walks over to Nanny and plays back, “I think you

might be cranky because you didn’t have your teddy bear.”)

Nanny: I can’t believe you were taping this conversation,

Soundwave! Well, maybe I did say that, but that’s still no

excuse for your actions today.

Meggy: But he is the one who should be sitting in here and not

me! He STOLE MY TEDDY BEAR! He even stole it the night before

and the night before that! Why am I getting punished? You

treat him like he’s some kind of angel, well he’s not! He’s a

thief and should be executed at once!

Ironhide:Awwww, be quiet Meggy! You’re just mad because you’re

stuck in the crib and not the leader! (They all start to run

outside to play).

Meggy: No I’m not! I’ll get my revenge upon you all!

Especially Oppie!

Nanny: Revenge isn’t right either! Now sit there and think

about what you’ve done.

Meggy: I’m warning you! You could cause serious psychological

damage to my fragile mind by doing this!

Nanny: You have acted anything but fragile today. I’ll be back

in thirty minutes. (She starts to leave).

Meggy: No! Wait Nanny!

Nanny: What is it this time, Meggy?

Meggy: Will you please, ummmmm, change my diaper before you

go?

(Sometime later that week)

The Transformer Babies are playing happily together on the

playground; with the exception of Oppie, whose making a

sandcastle by himself. Many of the babies are playing

Dodge-ball. The game is getting very intense, as one by one

they are getting picked off by the ball tagging them out. The

only two left one either side of the court are Meggy and

Starscream.

Meggy: So, the game comes down to just the both of us, does

it? You shall surely feel the wrath of Meggy!”

Screamy: You can’t defeat me in battle that easily Meggy! Do

your worst!

(Jazz looks at Ultra Maggy from the side of the court) What’s

their problem, man? I mean sheesh, it’s just a game. You’d

think they were in some kind of war.

Ultra Maggy: Yah, they take this stuff way too seriously.

(Megs throws the ball as hard as he can toward Starscream, who

barely manages to dodge it, but instead smacks Oppie’s

sandcastle and destroys it).

Oppie: Duoh!

(Jazz and Ultra Mags run over to Oppie, whose expression looks

like his heart has been crushed into a thousand pieces )

Meggy: “Muhahahahah! That was so funny! Hey sandcastle nerd!

Why don’t you throw that ball back over here?”

Ultra Maggy: Hey, why don’t you say you’re sorry for

destroying Oppie’s sandcastle?!

Meggy: I don’t have to say anything because I didn’t do it on

purpose! Besides, it was a stupid castle, anyway.

(Seeing the tears well up in Oppie’s optics, Jazz pats him on

the back) Don’t worry, you can make another one, and your not

a complete nerd, your just a little bit of a nerd, that’s all.

Ultra Maggy: JAZZ!

Jazz: Duoh!

Meggy: I’m still waiting!

(Tears begin to fall)

Ultra Maggy: Don’t cry, be a big Bot like us and be tuff!

Meggy: HELLO! Can I get my ball back now!

Oppie dries his optics and picks up the ball lying in the

sand. Instead of throwing it back, Oppie walks towards Meggy

with the ball in his hand.

Meggy: (sarcastically) What? You want to play? Is that what

you want? (Oppie nods his head in the ‘yes’ fashion) Fine!

Starscream, get out of the way, the champion of nerds wants to

challenge me.

Screamy: What! We haven’t even finished our game yet and it’s

MY TURN!

Meggy: Oh please! I whip your ass every time we play, so what

makes you think you can defeat me today? But NERD here thinks

he’s got something to prove, so MOVE!”

(A crowd begins to grow. Never before have they witnessed

Oppie make an aggressive move. Oppie takes Starscream’s side

of the court as he moves into the crowd to watch).

Meggy: Well! Do something! You DO know how to play don’t you?

(Jazz and Ultra Mags look at each other and shrug. They can’t

remember a time when they saw Oppie play a contact game).

(Oppie throws the ball at Meggy with such incredible force

that it sends him flying backwards into the pavement, where he

skids to a stop).

All: WHOW!

Screamy: AHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!

Soundwave:“Mighty Meggy!”

(Oppie walks back over to the sandlot)

(The babies are stunned. Some are mixed with happiness that

Megs got his just desserts for being such a bigmouth, but

others become frightened, as they had never witness such power

come out of a baby before. The whistle blows and the crowd

runs back into the nursery. Soundwave helps Megs sit up from

the payment).

Screamy: “You never saw that one coming did you Meggy?

Pathetic! (He kicks him and skips away, laughing hysterically

all the way back to the nursery).

(Back at the nursery, the babies quietly murmur amongst

themselves about the events that took place at the playground.

Nanny senses there’s tension in the room.)

Nanny: Hi kids! Did you have a good time at the playground?

Screamy: I did Nanny! I had a REALLY GOOD TIME!

Screamy: Today I played Dodge-Ball and watched Meggy’s ass get

WHOOPED by Oppie.

Meggy: Shut up, I did not! (his metal did look very dirty)

Soundwave: That was pretty funny!

Meggy: YOU TOO Soundwave? You would betray me by siding with

that insolent piece of garbage?

Soundwave: Well, you did get your ass whooped!

Meggy: I DID NOT GET MY ASS WHOOPED!

Screamy: Yes you did.

Meggy: I DID NOT!

Soundwave: Yes you did.

Meggy: DID NOT!

Screamy: DID!

Meggy: DID NOT DID NOT DID NOT!!!!!!

Nanny: Alright stop it! It doesn’t matter who won or who lost.

All that matters is that you had fun!

Screamy: I had fun watching Meggy get his ass whooped.

Meggy: I’M GOING TO KILL YOU!!! (Megs reaches out and starts

to strangle Starscream. Nanny reaches for Megs and puts him in

a crib)

Nanny: Just calm down Meggy! (Megs is breathing heavily) It’s

not okay to put your hands on one of your playmates.

Starscream and Soundwave, come over here right now and say

your sorry to Meggy for teasing him.(They both walk over and

say in unison, ‘sorry Meggy’).

Meggy: (looking obviously infuriated) THIS ISN’T OVER! (Nanny

gives him a cross look) I mean, . . .uh . . No problem,

friends!

Nanny: Good! Well, now that we are all friends again, we can

play a game called . . (she stops) Where’s Oppie?

(Everybody in the playroom rooms around)

Ultra Maggy: In the toy chest again? (they all run over to the

toy chest, with the exception of Starscream and Soundwave, who

could give a flying leap where he is. They open the lid and

find it empty).

Nanny: Oh No! He isn’t there!

Hot Roddy: Maybe he’s in the bathroom?

Jazz: He doesn’t go to the bathroom silly! He wears diapers

like us!

Roddy: Yeah, but this one time I saw him go in there and

change his diaper all by himself.

Nanny: You saw Oppie change his own diaper? (she thinks to

herself, ‘he’s too young to know how to do that!’).

Roddy: Yeah! It took him no time at all. Weird huh?

Meggy: (shouting from his crib) That means he’s an even bigger

NERD that we thought! (the babies nod in agreement with

Meggy).

Screamy: Yeah! Whose ever heard of a baby changing his own

poopie diapers!

Soundwave: You poop in your diapers, Screamy?

Screamy: Well yeah, don’t you?

Soundwave: No.

Screamy: Oh. . .(his face flushes)

Nanny: We must find him! The last place everybody saw him was

the playground, so I think we should start searching there!

Meggy: Can’t I go too? I mean after all, he my friend and I

soooo care about him. (his red eyes grow big with a

sympathetic look)

Nanny: (thinking to herself for a moment) Well,. . . .okay.

Meggy: (to himself) Sucker!

(Everybody rushes outside looking for Oppie, suddenly Roddy

shouts ‘I FOUND HIM!’ The gang runs over to a tall tree, where

Oppie is perched on a branch high at the top)

Nanny: (in a desperate voice) OH MY POOR LITTLE BABY OPPIE!

(Screamy and Meggy roll over in laughter)

Nanny: Oppie! Won’t you come down?”

(Oppie grips the branch tightly nodding his head frantically

in the ‘no’ fashion)

Ultra Maggy: He’s really stuck!

(Meggy and Screamy are howling with laughter)

Ultra Maggy: Be quiet the both of you! I bet he’s frightened

to death and then you come along and make it worse!

(Meggy slaps Screamy arm) Yeah, shut up Starscream!

Screamy: Owww! Jerk!

Nanny: Stop this at once! Oppie is stuck and I might have to

call the fire department to get him down.

(Screamy and Meggy start howling again)

Wheeljack: Maybe I can construct a ladder to get him down!

Ultra Maggy: That might take to long! We need to do something

quick!

Grimmy: Me, Grimmy knock tree down! (Grimlock transforms to

dino-mode and uses his head as a battling ram against the

tree. The tree shakes violently, which only causes Oppie to

grip the branch tighter, screaming ‘AHHHHHHHH’).

Nanny: No Grimmy don’t! You’ll only scare him more! (Oppie

starts crying)

Roddy: I’ll get him down! (Roddy jumps up the tree and begins

to make his way up the branches)

Kup: Don’t do it lad! It’s too dangerous!

Nanny: Come down Roddy! You could make things worse!

(Roddy reaches the top of the tree, then crouches down and

with one hand hangs on the tree trunk to stable himself, then

reaches out with the other hand towards Oppie)

Roddy: Reach for my hand, Oppie! (Oppie shakes his head

violently in the ‘no’ fashion). What are you afraid of? Here,

I’ll come out closer to you (Roddy inches his way closer to

Oppie, then suddenly the branch splinters and cracks)

Roddy: Uh Oh. . .(the weight causes the branch to fall, Roddy

grabs the tree trunk and is safe, while Oppie falls straight

down to the ground with a crash).

(The crowd gathers around Oppie, who is immediately scooped up

by Nanny. She runs toward the nursery with him hysterically

calling his name. Roddy climbs back down).

Ultra Maggy: (with his hands on his hips) Nice one Roddy!

Roddy: Hey! I was just trying to help him!

Kup: You might have gotten him killed!

Meggy: Wouldn’t that be funny if he was really dead!?”

(The others look at him angrily)

Meggy: I mean . . . Oh how horrible!

Roddy: I didn’t mean to hurt him, it’s just that I wanted to

help, that’s all!

Kup: Next time, stay away lad!

Ultra Maggy: Trouble always seems to follow you around!

Roddy: (ignoring them) Hey! What’s that? (suddenly in the

bushes beside the tree they see a light beaming through the

leaves. Roddy pushes the branches aside and stares amazed, the

crowd gathers to look)

All: IT’S THE BLUE GLOWING BALL THINGY!

Roddy: WOW! (he picks it up. Suddenly and without warning, he

begins to grow in size, and the voice of Peter Cullen comes

out of nowhere and says, “Arise Training Pants Prime!”)

Meggy: What the HELL! Where did that voice come from?

(They all look around)

Ultra Maggy: The glowing thingy must have popped out of Oppie

when he fell!

(They all stare at Roddy, a.k.a Training Pants Prime, who

looks very similar to his old self, with the exception that he

is the size of a toddler now and wears a pair of golden

Huggies Pull Ups).

Training Pants Prime: Look at me! I’m a big kid now! (he pulls

down his pants, then pulls them back up again).

Screamy: I want to wear the Training Pants now! (Starscream

reaches for Training Pants Prime)

Training Pants Prime: No way! I’m not sharing my pants with

you, you might poop in them.

Meggy: (howls with laughter) Yeah! Nobody wants to share with

you POOPIE PANTS!

Screamy: Shut up!

Meggy: When’s the last time you crapped your pants today,

Starscream?

Screamy: SHUT UP!

Meggy: You said you just crapped how many minutes ago?

Screamy: I DO NOT CRAP IN MY DIAPERS, OKAY!

Meggy: Yes you do!

Screamy: NO I DON’T!

Meggy: (making a farting noise with his hands) OH YES YOU

DO!!!

Screamy: DON’T DON’T DON’T DON’T DON’T!!!!

Meggy: DO DO DO DO DO DO!!!!!!!!!You just don’t do, you go

do-do!

Screamy: I DO NOT CRAP MY PANTS!

Ultra Maggy: STOP IT OKAY WE BELIEVE YOU! (Screamy is panting

heavily) We should go back to the nursery to find out if

Oppie’s okay!

Jazz: Yeah, but when Nanny sees Training Pants Prime, she’ll

flip!

Kup: Maybe you shouldn’t go back to the nursery with us Rod. .

.uh . .I mean, Training Pants Prime, just for now.

Training Pants Prime: Wait! I want to go! After all, I have to

give him his thingy back! Here, I’ll take it out. (He takes it

out of himself and returns back to Roddy). LETS GO!

Meggy: Let’s not be too hasty! We should find out what this

thingy is before we return it. It may be the key that unlocks

the clues to conquering the universe! (he looks around,

finding himself standing all alone).

Meggy: Duoh! (he runs back to the nursery with the others).

(Back at the nursery, Nanny is cradling Oppie in her arms, who

is wrapped in a blanket. She is singing to him, ‘you must have

been a beautiful baby’ he giggles. The gang all tromps in and

sees Nanny with Oppie. Meggy is the last to tromp in).

Nanny: Isn’t it wonderful kids? Oppie’s fine!

Meggy: Damn!

Ultra Maggy: That’s great to hear Nanny. But what was he doing

at the top of the tree?

(The whole gang goes ‘YEAH!’)

Nanny: Well kids, he was trying to put a baby bird back in its

nest when he realized how high he was and couldn’t climb back

down.( The gang goes, ‘Ohhh’)

Meggy: A baby bird? All that for a STUPID BIRD! That is the

lamest thing I ever heard, I mean, what a friggin’ stupid

thing to get stuck up a tree for!

Nanny: Oppie was just being his sweet self by trying to help

someone in need. (she looks affectionately at him, ‘weren’t

you my cute little boy!’) He giggles.

Meggy: GAWD! That’s disgusting! Why, if it were any more

disgusting, it would be right up there with Screamy’s poopie

diapers!

Screamy: I hate you.

Kup: (looking at Ultra Maggy) When will those two ever stop?

Ultra Maggy: They’re really two of a kind.

Kup: Yeah, why they remind me of a set of identical twins

fighting it out in the birth canal.

Ultra Maggy: You know what? That’s a really weird thing to

say.

Kup: Well it does!

Ultra Maggy: How the HELL would you know what it’s like going

down a birth canal?!!

Kup: Cuz I remember like it was yesterday, I squeezed and I

squeezed . . .

Ultra Mags: EWWWW! You’re a FREAK Kup! (Ultra Mags runs away)

Kup: Fine, run away! I’ll just go and play with Roddy then.

(Kup approaches Roddy who sees him coming and runs away). Was

it really that weird? Gosh, maybe I shouldn’t tell everybody

all the things I can remember.

(Nanny puts Oppie down and yawns) It’s been a long and

exciting day kids, and I need a nap! (The babies all start to

yawn as well. It has been a long day. The babies all take

sleeping mats and lie atop of them for naptime. Oppie climbs

into the toy chest and closes the lid. Meggy snuggles his

teddy bear. Soundwave and Screamy jump into cribs).

(Roddy taps on the lid of the toy chest. Oppie slowly opens

it) Here is your blue thingy. You lost it when you fell from

the tree. I’m sorry you fell and got hurt. Will you forgive

me? (Oppie’s eyes well up with tears. He hugs Roddy. He then

takes the blue glowing ball thingy and puts it back into his

chest, then sinks back down into the chest with the lid

closing down on top of him).

Roddy: Sleep tight Oppie!

(Naptime ends and the babies wake up one by one)

Megs: DAMN IT ALL TO HELL! WHERE’S MY TEDDY BEAR!

The End





Continued in Chapter 2 – Meggy’s Glorious Destiny!