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I don't care what you think, I'm in charge. So basically I'm fucking the chicken, your only task is watching the feathers fly.



No, it's an interesting lecture, once you consider the odds of surviving a self inflicted frontal lobotomy that is.



*overheard from one of my professors* listen here guys, I've been teaching for 40 years. It would take an act of god to fire me.





That's all well and good my dear, but I'm a Freudian psychologist. Tell me about the first time you wanted to sleep with your father.



ISTP problem number one; trying to make your face look like your interested when your not even paying attention