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So we make a trek down to Draper,Utah to enjoy a tremendous burger from in n out and also just have a fairly good time (which it was). Aaron and I, of course finish our burgers first because we are the baddest ass and strongest of our friends, finish our burgers and stand up to leave the restaurant very satisfied and full. As we are exiting we notice four chicks crossing the street walking away from us to their car. They consist of a hot chick in red (who was of course checkin me out earlier cause im super hot) , a black chick with very discriminitive ghetto booty, an overall average chick, and of course a girl who was the size and weight of a professional NFL linebacker with built in thigh and shoulder pads and a need for manflesh. As we exit she turns around and comes STAMPEDING toward us with the eye of the devil and a look as if she wanted to lay out, full mount and rape Aaron. She gratefully stopped right before the doors and turned around to accompany her friends home. Aaron and I kneel to the ground in thanks for our lives being spared.