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Tuesday, April 17, 2007



A Dedication Poem And Sermon About Masturbation





Masticating manipulation of the omnipotent penis



Ascended squirting pleasured to the heights of Venus



Serenading strokes that satisfy lustful desires



Touching pretentiously tonight of the one feminine figure I admire



Urination provides warmth and liquid lubrication



Reasoning that I must need mental medication



Briskly sores demand crude after affects



Another dispersed cycle erects for the significant elect



Teriffically articulated from a terrestrial position



Indeed my utensil reloads with more amunition



Organic tower unleashes the marrow of life with liberating ambitions



Not a thing more pleasing, appeasing fleshly intentions







Greetings to all! My name is Sean Chaney, and I am a proud masturbation addict. it is a pleasureful pass time that I frequently indulge in, mainly in absence of my fiance. Masturbation is an art that I have engaged since my capability, when I was twelve years old. I've practiced this most pleasuring craft, pre-maturely, since my childhood years. I have found it to be very stress relieving, and would shamelessly recommend it to all for alieviating physical tension and mental stress. It is a practice that is useful for the societal populous in all walks of life. If you are a virgin, and hope to some day, have intimate relations...or are a mental unich, loaded with stacks beyond stacks of port...a healthy mental, sexual role play would be a delightful substitution for what you will never have. If you are a lover involved in an intimate relationship, and are not as sexually active as you would like to be, the practice makes a great supplement to the distress of your limp dick not satisfying your significant other as much as he or she would like. Homosexual masturbation is a full grasp of your penis, practicing for oral appointments, and knowing the savory tast of your own semen. Though I am guilty of such essential knowledge, bi-curiosity naturally equips you to be the perfect lover in expressing both feminine and masculine emotions. It is truely an attainment of erotic enlightenment. I would highly recommend religiously oriented people to read "The Song of Solomon," in The Holy Bible, as beneficial of a wise king, who had seven hundred wives, and three hundred concubines interactive account of a courtly orgasm. There's nothing more soothing and delightful than a masterful orgasm, straight from the mouth of a man of God. Femenine lesbians are free to express their insight and grattitudes with friendly fan mail. Butch lesbian dyke feminists should stick to their closet collection of vibrators and dildos, rather than waste their useless words of informing us of their nigger-like oppression stories. As entertaining as you are, no one really gives a fuck. I, myself am very fortunate to have a woman who understands the natural need for the practice of masturbation, and is quite tallented, herself. I love you, babe. :-) To all, I would highly recommend you to continue the practice religiously, and feel free to express your numerous experiences for all to discuss and share in loping gentleness, and kinly courtship.