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So they pull you over for a broken tail light as seen here.







But this happens







No offence to women,



I'm sure there are a number of guys that shave and call

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CryingMist
00:39 Aug 01 2011

I usually also eat waffles and drink coffe ... pfft this girl can't multi task ;) j/k



I rarely wear make up lol shaving? hum I wonder if my legs on the wheel with a razor would be a good idea?

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DestroyingAngel
16:01 Aug 01 2011

Putting other people's lives at risk because you can't take one extra minute to tart up BEFORE getting in the car in the first place. *rolls eyes and growls*

That kinda shit pisses me off to no end.



Apply an extra coat, sweetheart. That way, you'll have the prettiest corpse in the whole morgue.

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Are you pondering what I'm pondering?









Enjoy Spectators,



I'll get you next time.



Next time... MEOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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DestroyingAngel
08:17 Jul 26 2011

LOL

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Jimi Hendrix , Janis Joplin, Jim Morrison, Kurt Cobain, Amy Winehouse.





They all died when they were 27.



27 Club.



Weird but true.

This just in Planking out.



Owlling in.



Don't know what either of these are google it.



nah just kidding.



Link To Planking



picture of someone owling







Voiceboxing



What happened to people who could actually sing.



Seems that anyone can become a singer if they voicebox. Case in point Rebecca Black was a youtube person . She's got a contract with a record label .



Facebook.



Maybe on it's way out with the new Google + or Google plus.



Also Facebook if you change something make it so that people can choose if they want that feature.



or a way to disable it would be nice.

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DestroyingAngel
08:16 Jul 26 2011

Oy vey...



Looks like that chick is gonna take a dump lol.



Facebook *cringes*

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This is going to last til thursday.

only going up.



Mild outlook for the weekend.

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DestroyingAngel
21:47 Jul 19 2011

Actual letter to the Sun:



Dear Sun,

I'm still pissed off at you for that time you burned me back in '88. I had to Noxema my ass for a whole week! Leave Fiz alone. Or I'm going to kill you.

That is all.



Yours truly,

Destroying Angel.





You don't even wanna know what I wrote to global warming.

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Meteorologist Ron Trenda said we’ll see a chance of showers and thunderstorms in the afternoon on Sunday, with highs reaching 90 to 95.



The highest heat index, a combination of heat and humidity, readings are around 110 degrees for the afternoon. The record high for this date is 99 degrees, which was set in 1936. Average highs for this time of year is around 84 degrees.



An excessive heat warning is in effect until 9 p.m. Wednesday. The hot and humid conditions will lead to a heightened risk of heat-related stress and illnesses.



Folks are urged to take extra precautions if they work or will be spending time outside. Strenuous outdoor activities should be rescheduled to early morning or late evening.



Other precautions include wearing lightweight or loose fitting clothing and drinking plenty of water

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DestroyingAngel
01:28 Jul 18 2011

*screams* Ooooooooh my god that's too fucking hot.



*offers you frozen drinks filled with booze and an A/C unit*

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The Excessive Heat Warning continues for the Twin Cities through today.



It looks like another hot day with temperatures close to what we had yesterday...high 96



Strong to severe storms late afternoon and evening. The metro is included. Main threat will be damaging winds and large hail plus a possible tornado



A very nice weekend is on the way with highs in the 80s. The only threat of a few storms will come later on Monday



High of 86 yesterday though it felt 107ish.



wow. just wow.