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Now relax and don't get too flustered. Baby will soon arrive and you will need all that energy for little baby Checksikisses.



I will make sure Master VLAD sends you back the sucker you played him for. Give you and baby something to suck on. BWahahahahh!

NOT THE FATHER!



That is according to a recent paternity lab test conducted.



Vampirekisses was asked to provide a swatch of cloth from a black minidress she was loath to wear with her various and sundry paramours. From that sample 5 unique sources of DNA were isolated, four from human donors and one animal source which was discarded though it is noted VK has a great dane which she affectionately calls "stud."



Of the four male human sources of DNA, four males from the Vampire Rave community were positively matched beyond 99.99% probability of being the source genome.



When matched to the genetic makeup of the baby in utero it was proved conclusively that LORD VLAD was NOT the father. Who was the father you may ask? Apparently a number of other females within the VR community are asking the same question as the knocked up make visits to their OBGYN awaiting delivery of their cute little bastards.



It would be unethical to state the name of the father, all I can say is that he was a frequent visitor to VK's kittycat ranch, a faygo lover, and his name rhymes with checks and rate. My lips are sealed hereafter.











The fetching couple as photographed in better days...

Lord Vlad upon coming upon new information regarding Vampire Kisses dalliances with other males during the time they were intimate has demanded a paternity test immediately to determine the true father of the child some have called VLADDYKISSES.



VLAD had the following to say on the matter. "While I was spanking her ample shanks a bright cherry red and making her moan, cry, and scream my name this insatiable cock gobbler and slut muffin was taking faygo lovers on the side. I cry foul and demand a paternity test now. Hatikisses, Wolfikisses, Youthikisses, whomever is the father, I must know for sure."



Vampirekisses has not made herself available for comment though close friends and associates have confirmed she is an insatiable cock gobbler, slut muffin ho, and frequenter of faygo lovers with the rare exception of the suave, handsome, adonis-like Lord VLAD.



More information forthcoming...