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Yep, the fat fucker previously known primarily under the pseudonym "Juny" is apparently back on Vampire Rave; she's pretty much the most volatile and insane person ever to traverse the Rave (That is counting me, of course, I'm not the bad kind of mad though, like she is!) ...



- Pretending to be a guy on VR, that hits on herself to make her "boyfriend" jealous



- MULTIPLES and OODLES of accounts, with multiple personalities (Clear sign of disorders galore in my opinion, but what do I know)



- Being a fucking phaggotkunt in general and annoying as FUK (Not even the good kind of annoying, just fucking annoying)



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Well here she is folks:



https://www.vampirerave.com/profiles/profiles2.php?profile=Curl

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deringerdan
00:54 Apr 01 2011

Wrong thats not her ;)

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Fale
06:38 Apr 01 2011

Not a single fuck was given that day, you're just as bad "Deringdan" and your time in the spotlight will come too



Come at me you fat kunt

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Yeah so this guy Dylan has been E-macking on this site for the past, what? Four years or more? Strong bulk-up on his part too, going from a gangly emo-kid to a full-blown grenade (Grenade implying that he's a fat, whiny faggot who most probably wears those hip and trendy glasses, even though they PROBABLY do not suit him!)





Now you might ask why he does these things? Well here's a couple of reasons:





§1. Guy has zero game in person and has to scrape the bottom of the barrel on a niché site for girls (Or "girls", in some cases if you know what I'm sayin' ...)



§2. Most girls in person would laugh at his face and friend-zone him instantly (Of course he's going to deny this fact, but again, it IS a fact; it's a legitimate reason since he's not an alpha-male, he's fat as fuk, has zero personality (I'm sorry Dylan, but being an arrogant egocentric fat kid does not bode well for you; come back with that attitude once you obtain some muscles))



§3. Actually, I forgot what I was going to type out, so I'm going to wing the last bulletin-o-graph. He has a small penis on account of being fat (This is something I actually have some experience with, considering I -WAS- fatter than him last year) -- Unless you ARE Ron Jeremy, you've got a small cock if you are fat, that's just the way it is. And if you BY any chance manage to get past the friend-zone, Dylan; you'll find that in real life, size does matter lulz





u mad?

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Minerva
03:13 Mar 30 2011

He's tall = big, u mad? Yes u mad bar. Go use a bra for your moobs.

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Fale
03:47 Mar 30 2011

I lol'd at tall



Guy's a freaking fattie and I'm sorry you can't tell the difference between moobs and pectorals that are able to bench nearly 315 lbs (Which I'm going to assume, is near your physique and weight?)

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Man up



Fess up



Don't use pictures of weabboo crap (This meaning of course anime/manga artwork of characters, because let's face it, you are not Naruto or Sasuke, nor will you ever be as hot as that lithe lolita girl you've been eyeing the last two years while munchin' down on twinkies and steadily gaining the poundage) or other people / things that you think may resemble you or your personality.





In reality you are probably nothing but a gelatinous cube of lard, slowly whittling and rotting away while chatting online with others of equal lardness. Now you may THINK it's perfectly normal to do so, but it's not ... It's not healthy, it's unhealthy, it's terrible and for that you should be judged.





As you guys may know (Or not know, in many a-case I'd say nowadays) -- I used to be nearly three-hundred (300!) lbs back in 2010, doing exactly what most of you are doing right now; but I did a 180 with my life and lost nearly 160 pounds total, while bulking up to the current grizzly beefness that is the I of today.





Do you know what I gained in the process?





- A manager position / Co-Ownership of an internet café



- Another chance at running my juggling school (Something I was unable to do before due to being a fucking gelatinous cube, like you lot)



- Realizing that most NORMAL folk hate / avoid / unconsciously bully whalerusses, like yourselves



- Gained four inches on my schlong (Most important change imho, but then again I'm a sizequeen)





So fucking god damn it, do something about your shitty lives -- Stop spending so god damn much time online and have some fun!



And with that I bid ye fare thee well for this time



Live.Laugh.Love!

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PAGAN
18:52 Mar 18 2011

LOL yeah but what if the reason I use anime is because I'm gawd-damn ugly? Not everyone is as beautiful as you :P

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Fale
18:55 Mar 18 2011

So get fukin surgery

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PAGAN
19:00 Mar 18 2011

hahaha nope. the avatar is easier :P

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Morrigon
19:08 Mar 18 2011

Sweet jesus you've gone soft.

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Fale
19:09 Mar 18 2011

I'm hard as fuk nom'sayin'

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PandorasBx
19:45 Mar 18 2011

Hats off to you my friend :)

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CarnelianMyst
00:08 Mar 19 2011

Well, hell. You be livin' da vida loca, baby. That IS me in the avatar, lol. And people can't tell if it's a male or female. Well, it's both. Yep!

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Isis101
04:14 Apr 01 2011

Well, what's really lame is when folks put up real pics of good-lookin' people...not of themselves.

I busted one guy here regarding this a few years ago - lol!

And - congrats on losing all of that weight.

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