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§1. Back on my cut, feels hungry hungry hippo man -- Running 3.5-7 miles every day on top of a slightly reduced gym routine (Switch from five to three sets, since muscle exhaustion kicks in real early).





§2. Swedish weather is pretty much the greatest weather of all time -- In winter, we get A LOT of snow and in spring and summer we get extreme bouts of heat and sun (Awesome, except that I've got a slight case of vitiligo which kind of sucks when you've got the pigment loss around the eyes! Pandabear for the win).





§3. Arkham Horror is kicking my ass -- We've lost the three latest games we've played, and we're thinking about purchasing another expansion; because why not? Getting your ass kicked by the Great Old Ones is just so much fun, buy the game if you're interested in tabletop gaming!





§4. I'm cute as fuck -- That's the general consensus among my peers and co-workers; which is nice, its nice to be recognized for your hard work. Feeling awesome (Which I do, always) is pretty much the greatest feeling in the entire world and across all realms of real.





§5. I might get a haircut (The stars are right it seems) -- First one since my buzzcut last year, fancy that!





§6. We've got an overnight event tonight at work -- Ten+ people booked, about half are girls; we're gonna play League of Legends and have some tournament play in Pokemon Classic (Red, Blue and Yellow) -- It's gonna be awesome!

You are fat and groce



plz go



That is all

Here's my foods for today:



95g Protein (950 Cal) - Banana Strawberry Smoothie

30g Protein (150 Cal) - Protein Shake

30g Protein (150 Cal) - Canned Tuna

20g Protein (210 Cal) - Cold-Smoked Salmon

30g Protein (300 Cal) - Cheeseburger

30g Protein (300 Cal) - Cheeseburger



U mad?



Be right back achieving Bearmode

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King`Tarquin
10:58 Apr 05 2011

NOW you're making me feel bad - I had sizzling chicken AND pork with onion rings for dinner last night!

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Why so fat?



How about you lose some of it, maybe then you'll manage to land a female in real life; instead of having girls and "girls" flock to you online lulz; hilarious!



But Slim, wouldn't it be weird?



Actual femmes be mirin' me, but in real life they'd be laughing at you behind your back if you made advances upon their bodies -- And I'm sure they do, only place you're able to actually get some social interaction is on Vampire Rave isn't it?



Must suck having only one social outlet for most of your life (You've been here what, like seven years now?)



I guess you could claim that you're "winning" lulz



u mad



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dis is Stan



u mad kunt