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Both Mooncall Ketu & Celestial Wisdom Covens are currently UNDER SIEGE & BURNING by the ARMY OF DARKNESS led by provisional leader FOOKHUAYL.



All stakes set to impale. Will wait until members fight, starve or surrender.



Now me think of beautiful Korean woman to pass the time...

Immortal Bloodmoon Coven have 1 fookin member. Knocked on door saying special delivery. Giver sexy lady gig kiss on lips and run through door with ARMY OF DARKNESS. Objective 1 met.



Laying siege to Coven of Rose Noir. Sent fookin envoy to discuss terms of surrender, but they would not receive em so coven now besieged and under attack with fookin artillery.



Will await their eventual surrender.



Until then dream of sexy Korean lady...



You got problem wit dat, fookhu!

Me fookin check in his chitty jorno to see if this asho write sometin to give me insight into his fookin evil nature.



Under VR likes he said he like getting friend adds and higher status and then no entries for over a year. Fookin people come here to get fookin virtual fake friends and fake status it seems hmm. And that is all you got for year to like? This man still here? He fookin devil incarnate.



Then we got "Enlightened Things" Section of fookin jorno where LITTLEFLAMES ponder nature of good and evil, right and wrong:



The light am talking about is that of truth and knowing plain right from wrong. we all know it but what we think is right can be and almost always is the wrong way to think . some times i wonder what the right way is . Thats when i just have to say to myself try not thinking so hard about it and more about what the wrong way is to find the right way you have to know what the wrong way is . that is the same way the laws and rules work if we dont have them is there a right or a wrong . so by putting rules and laws down we know what the wrong way is , now the hard part comes in doing the right thing. look at it like this your mom tells you please do this but instead you think wow she is old and i dont know it might be a illness talking should i do what she says the right way is yes no matter what if its wrong or right the right thing to do is do what ever she says. but do we do it no . why because people or others tell us that what she just told you to do was wrong. but if you do what she says and its wrong what happens . you might get hurt in some way or form but in the long run of things only pride and only other things get hurt and in doing what mom told you . you still might feel very good about it.



This man a fookin Jean Paul Sartre. We must know evil to know good, but if someone tells us what evil is they probably fookin nuts. Moral of fookin story, do what mom says because evil if it is evil you will feel good about it.



Does not fookin matter 3rd grade teacher give this fookin essay a F. This fookin evil genius and so diabolical this LITTLEFLAMES must be stopped and his run on sentences and reign of terror must end. Master Vlad say he will help fight this evil genius.



LITTLEFLAMES fookin jorno have 150 fookin adds. Almost chit my pants. Maybe time to go to fookin blogger or somethin, but not until Master Vlad say we have sieged all of Vampyre Raider and emerged victorious.



Until then.





- FOOKHUAYL

Larger coven so we take no chances. Surround coven with ARMY OF DARKNESS. Begin artillery barrage now. Will wait out all within until they fight, starve or surrender.



Stakes all set to impale here per Master Vlad's orders.



Will wait and dream of beautiful Korean woman to pass the time...









Mmmm yeah. What eva gangsta Korean lady said...

Two small covens with select hotties. Make good fookin slaves, but yet again won't go quietly so under siege.



Take chance to rest and listen to song while coven starves under our onslaught and siege.



Enjoy.

Ordered ARMY OF DARKNESS TO SURROUND Coven and begin artillery strikes to soften coven walls. Lots of fookin slave material inside so I hope no ladies get hurt by flying boulders.



Some profiles fooked before, but most not. The battle continues.



If any ladies inside want me to read poetry to them and listen to sexy music and have sexy time let me know. If not, remember my slain brother FOOKHU.



I know may upset and have rage and malice so I play this song so you relax and I can tickle yu asho. Enjoy.

Only six members in this tiny coven. Tried to get to open door asking for milk, then pizza delivery, but they hold out. Ask them to surrender and join ARMY OF DARKNESS, but they fookin refuse.



Sieging those fookers as we speak. No mercy and fookin stakes set to impale...



Here is a fookin song for you so you relax and I tickle you asho.

Me go to fookin Siege Atrum Templum. They have 5 fookin members so me knock on door say pizza delivery. Put laxative in pizza so they still chitting now as I take over their fookin coven. Objective 1 done.



Go to Midnight Symphony and surround with ARMY OF DARKNESS. We wait and starve them out. Play music by PSY and drive them fookin crazy. Works every time. Objective 2 Pending.

Me don no why Midnight Dreary is coven at all. Me ring bell and ask for milk and nice turtle man come and open door. Me hit him over head and take coven. Mission 1 accomplished. Me think he do better forming an alliance with Master Vlad,but these fookin people. Anywho. Mission Numba 2 was Siege Coven ShinobiTaka. Much harder. Many pretty girls inside make good slaves for Master Vlad. Men formed ring around coven and began impaling captives and using catapults to soften coven walls. Right now coven burning and under siege. Days work complete.



Here's a fookin song to go with your mother fookin siege.



Oh, and Happy Fourth Of July.

They say could not be fookin done. Too may fookin coven members. Over fookin 4100 freakin coven profiles inside. They raise a fookin ARMY OF LIGHT to defeat my Master Vlad and try to make fake story to confuse Him and us, but me Master not a fookin dunderhead like them. He fooked those fookin fookers and now ALL covens have been laid siege to by the ARMY OF DARKNESS. Now poof! The fookin ARMY OF LIGHT and Ravenna are gone too. Make me laugh so hard I piss my fookin pants. Me go tickle Ravenna assho, but she change her name again this time to THEEVILQUEENINME. What a fookin joke! Me so happy I just chit myself...



Here a fookin song to celebrate.

No mean hurt yo feelings baby. Poor whittle yu got block and 1. Now you fookin profile say 9.9945 fookin rate. Go cry to yu fookin asho friends asking for rate and add and fervor and mo hona you asho. Let me tickle yu asho some more...



Do something useful and declare yuself ROGUE in Master Vlad Vampirelord's ARMY Of Darkness or listen to this fookin song and stop yu bitchin an moanin baby cakes.