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Had eggs and bacon for fookin breakfast. Eggs firm. Bacon fookin crisp. I should have 150 fookin jorno adds by now with the mother fookin odyssey of my life. Oh me forget fookin weather. Hot in low 90s. Very humid.



Fook Hu.



Me getting nostalgia for me deceased brother Fookhu. Excuse fookin me.



Fook Hu.

Me discuss issue of neutralizing evil fooker LITTLEFLAMES with Master Vlad. Glorious and wise Master Vlad say that to do this job need special forces, CANCER BAT UNIT 7, newly created since Sire Vlad say that CANCER BAT UNIT 5 will be unavailable for some time.



UNIT 7 has been given the limited intelligence we have on this limited intelligence target. Plans in work to take him out. Maybe lure him with burnt meat loaf.



To be continued...



Until next time,





- FOOKHUAYL

Today woke up and had breakfast eggs and bacon. Eggs firm bacon crisp. Humid, sunny and low 90s outside.



Fookin siege continues on VR.

Me see what makes this LITTLEFLAMES tick. I check his fookin jorno and see he has written what most of VR has for the month of July, fookin NOTHING. Very insidious type.



Me check previous jorno entry. Wife promised to fookin cook and then he fookin cook dinner when she drops fookin ball.



This man pure fookin evil. He has no fookin shame. Bad enough you have to cook dinner when wife says she gonna, but LITTLEFLAMES puts in his fookin jorno he cooked dinner instead without a fookin care who gives a fook and what they think.



LITTLEFLAMES must be stopped. He has fun and even fookin friends on VR, a place filled to the brim with fookin mother fookers. Somehow LITTLEFLAMES finds all these fookin friends that mother fooker. I will fook him good and Master Vlad has pledged to take up the cause as well so there be no way LITTLEFLAMES fookin escape now. You can run, but no hide LITTLEFLAMES. Bwahahahaha!

Had eggs and bacon for breakfast. Eggs firm, bacon crisp. Woke up refreshed.



Watched fookin porn this morning. Ginormous Tatas.



Some guy with curly hair fookin this busty blonde in a storage room. Reminds me of time I with sexy red head in storage room. Oooo She wanted it. Did I do anything you ask? Fookin hell no. She would go to her friends, "I just got fooked by FOOKHUAYL in the storage room." Her "friends" would go to their "friends," "That ho just fooked FOOKHUAYL in the storage room." Those biotches would tell their "friends" then the office snitch would tell the boss and I would get fired. I was young and naive back then.



FOOKHUAYL now know that in 6 months Dynacorp take over fookin company and all jobs get sent to fookin India and I want to smack myself for not fookin sexy red head. From now on better watch out if you get me in storage closet alone...

Had eggs and bacon for fookin breakfast, eggs firm, bacon fookin crisp. I feel I must pick someone out to have a vendetta against so I will pick the most evil, insidious,nefarious, mother fooker here, that fooker Little Flames. His reign of terror must come to an end and I as the Protector of the AOD have taken it upon me to make that happen.



I should probably comment on someone else's fookin jorno so I can just snipe and not be fookin creative, but even I have standards.



Still lookin for nice woman to read poetry to, listen to sexy music and fook, but alas just a sea of mother fookers here and they all blocked. Bwahahah!



Here song for you baby cakes.











English Fookin Chinese sounds fookin the same to me...

Today Sunny in Low 90s and humid. Had crunch bar fo breakfast. Will have lunch fookin soon. Fooked a bunch of people yesterday, but pretty soon have no one to fook on VR. No fookin big deal.



Have an itch cannot scratch.



Campaign against evil covens continues.



Here's a song for stopping by...

Today it sunny outside. I take chit in morning. I tired then I eat peach for breakfast. It very warm and humid. I go eat lunch now you fookin fooker. I also sieged two covens today. Master Vlad be proud.



I hate when sexy woman come and sex you up then run away. What's up with that? Fookin mother fookers here. Now me got hard fooker.



Anywho. Here some fookin music fo you baby cakes.

This where I talk about me fookin personal life, what I eat, people who annoy me, why I cannot sleep etc. I will also ask for rates, adds, fo yo to add my fookin jorno if I add you chitty jorno etc. See FOOKHU section for the rate and add stuff.



Got up this fookin morning was tired. Rubbed my eyes. Took a chit had a drink then had to piss. Had eggs and fookin bacon this morning. People annoy me with constant down rate and block. I am pretty man who wants love and to read poetry and listen to sexy music and fook. Also here for hate and spite and to destroy coven system. I follow Master Vlad and he is super power bad man. I follow him to Hell and back.



Weather here is cloudy with temp in low 90s. Me go take shower now.





- FOOKHUAYL





P.S. - While I was chitting I listen to this song on me fookin ipad.

I came here not for rates, adds and fervor. I come not to read morose poetry about death and fookin people over. I did not come to Vampyre Raider Kingdom to read about what you eat, who you hate, your snarky comments and rant either.



I come from the East with revenge and spite seeking vengeance for my two fookin brothers murdered by the evil covens and system. I also come to meet nice woman and talk about poetry, love and music, but I digress.



I am a fookin Vampire. I stand alone and strong. I am not a slave to the coven and do things the way I want when I want to. I accept the consequences as I go along, but I remain me, a ROGUE, free to do as I will, beholden to no one unless I will it so.



So remember who I am, a ROGUE, and remember my name FOOKHUAYL. I mean what I say...