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Dearest poppycat (Saetan)

My long fo hu soft wet kiss

It lonely fighting fookin war

Fo VLADVAMPIRELORD

Great supreme leader

He say he receive the terms

Fo hu to give him control

And he buy Korean dry cleaner

For us

When I return

And Council of Witches

Burn to ground

All hail

The Dark Lord

We make special

Monkey love

When I return

Use the massaqe device

I gave hu

Until I return

Do not fook anyone

But hu loverman

Miss hu

Kiss hu

Tickle hu asho

Very soon





- FOOKHUAYL

Partisans we fookin emerged like butterfry fwon cakoon.



Now we take fight to evil Coven and Vampyre Raider System.



Arise!



Fight on!



Victory at Hand Soon!





Our craws be in the enemies of the ARMY OF DARKNESS and Master Vlad.



Still more ROGUES out there...



Nobody know hoo the fook we are... YET.



Fight on. Just fight on...

You have rates, adds, spite. Maybe I add hu fookin jorno.



Now noble vampyres arise and declare hu ROGUE status. Swear Allegiance to Master VLAD and the ARMY OF DARKNESS and seek your prey, the fookin nefarious Covens.



We not in their evil craw any fookin longer.



The Craw? Not the claw. The craw.



Just do what I say and fook them good. Me brothers fookhu and fookhuthiew watching from spirit realm...

The seventh seal has whelped and flipped fookin tail. Dreaded hona system been brought to knees with an implosive device set by ARMY OF DARKNESS.



Now chaos fookin reign and I walk behind Master Vlad Vampirelord to bring evil Vampyre Raider system that kill me fookin brothers to its knees.



Hahahaha. (Cough cough) Hahahaha.





- FOOKHUAYL





P.S. - Yes me still be fookin with you Fukduk