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It's sad to feel as if you have to tread on glass with every movement. It's hard to know what is right and what is wrong when you've been broken so much. It's hard not knowing where or who to turn to in times of conflict. It's scarey to know that noone understands you for what you or for the reasons you try so hard every day. When all you do is to try and to come to realize that even your best intentions go unnoticed. Once love and trust have been broken, there is nothing you can do to make amends. We all make mistakes, some can be mended while others can't. Forgiveness helps to rebuild broken bridges. Trust helps to make reaching out to people worthwhile. But, treading on glass is a horrible way to walk through life.

In a small town in the rural south, poor, fun-loving, good-ole'-boy, Billy Bob died in a fire and was burnt pretty bad, and the morgue needed someone to identify the body.



So, his two buddies, Jimmy Lee and Donnie Ray,

went down to the morgue.



Jimmy Lee went in first, and the mortician pulled back the sheet. Jimmy Lee said "Yep, he's burnt so bad, I can't tell from the front. Roll him over."

So the mortician rolled him over. Jimmy Lee took one look at his ass and said "Hell no, that ain't Billy Bob."



The mortician didn't say anything but thought that was kind of strange. Then he brought in Donnie Ray to identify. the body. Donnie Ray took a look at him and said "Yup, he's burnt real bad, roll him over."



The mortician rolled him over. Donnie Ray looked down at his ass and said, "No, that ain't Billy Bob."



The mortician said "How can you tell?" Donnie Ray said "Well, Billy Bob had two more...

1st year students at Med School were receiving their first anatomy class with a dead human body.



They gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet.



The professor started the class by telling them, "In medicine, it is necessary to have 2 important qualities as a doctor.



The 1st is that you must not be disgusted by anything involving the human body.



"For an example ....", the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the corpse, withdrew it and stuck his finger in his mouth. "Go ahead and do the same thing ," he told his students.



The student's freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead body and sucking on it.



When everyone had finished, the Professor looked at them and told them , 'The 2nd most important quality is observation.



I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger.



Now learn to pay attention".