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Thumping....

01:20 May 31 2007
Times Read: 786




Some people just need a good thumping....

with a big ass rubber mallet.



Rat does have excellent insight at times. :)

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Ok........I lied...:)

04:18 May 30 2007
Times Read: 798


On 04:13:04 May 30 2007 Elemental wrote:



* alll innocent looking* in OUR journals? nah.........not us.....



On 03:50:34 May 30 2007 RedQueen wrote:



*gets a vision of a rat, cat, bird, and puppy all in cheerleader costumes*



*puts paws over eyes*



oh, now that is just WRONG....and why do I KNOW it will find it's way into somebody's journal? LMAO



You ladies are the best thing that has happened to me since Scott- and that is saying ALOT







***Awe puppy likes the other zoo animals....just like we like her. Puppy a good one.***

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Redqueen again

03:23 May 30 2007
Times Read: 800


Redqueen wrote:



congratulations! I saw the *snaps* you got in HER journal- and don't bitch, you deserved all of it- let her have her fun...



Thanks puppy....I did not fuss.....THIS time. lol

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This is wrong on sooooo many levels

02:46 May 30 2007
Times Read: 801




Texas has seen a number of child killings by mothers in recent years.



Less than five years earlier, another Hudson Oaks family was torn apart when Dee Etta Perez, 39, shot her three children, ages 4, 9 and 10, before killing herself.



Andrea Yates drowned her five children in the family's Houston bathtub in 2001. In 2003, Deanna Laney beat her two young sons to death with stones in East Texas, and Lisa Ann Diaz drowned her daughters in a Plano bathtub. Dena Schlosser fatally severed her 10-month-old daughter's arms with a kitchen knife in 2004.



All four of those women were found innocent by reason of insanity. Yates initially was convicted of capital murder, but that verdict was overturned on appeal.



***I can not believe that so many children died and their killers (Moms) were found innocent.

Shakes my head in disgust.

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Good Guard Puppy

01:31 May 30 2007
Times Read: 804


puppy pushes covers over birdy's shoulders, and curls up at the foot of the bed*

you sleep- I guard...lol



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BF's dreams

04:31 May 28 2007
Times Read: 814




if i dream about any thing it will be about you







now isn't that just the sweetest statement?

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Remember them....

16:27 May 27 2007
Times Read: 818






Anthony Martini of Chicago, mourns his brother, Marine Lance Cpl. Philip John Martini while visiting a memorial of over 3400 pairs of boots representing the U.S. military personnel killed in Iraq, in Chicago's Grant Park, Saturday, May 26,







Memorial Day visitors go to the Vietnam Veterans Memorial in Washington, May 27, 2007. This year is the 25th anniversary of the memorial, which has etched into it the names of the 58,249 American servicemen and women







AP - Sun May 27, 4:47 AM ET An American passes by tombstones during the commemoration of U.S. Memorial Day at the Manila American Cemetery in suburban Manila on Sunday May 27, 2007. More than 17,000 American military dead have been laid to rest

(I had no idea there was a US cemetary in Manila, did you?)







Do not forget the families left behind as well.

Stephanie Dostie of Ft. Campbell, Ky. and her daughter Bayleigh Dostie, 7, visit the grave of her husband, Sgt. 1st Class Shawn Dostie, after soldiers placed flags on graves in honor of upcoming Memorial Day at Arlington National







And those from wars gone by...and those still unkown.



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new glassess needed for the deer

01:47 May 25 2007
Times Read: 833


Read from the bottom please. Note the HOW word 0.o



Ps....gotta wonder...just WHERE is deer's mind??





From:

How's this:



birdy814u



On 01:36:10 May 25 2007 Elemental wrote:



ok i am logged in...now how do I change my password to something I will remember? lol./



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Well ....huh.....again

01:28 May 24 2007
Times Read: 848


10 Words That Don't Exist but Should



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1. AQUADEXTROUS (ak wa deks'trus) adj. Possessing the ability to turn the bathtub tap on and off with your toes.



2. CARPERPETUATION (kar'pur pet u a shun) n. The act, when vacuuming, of running over a string or a piece of lint at least a dozen times, reaching over and picking it up, examining it, then putting it back down to give the vacuum one more chance.



3. DISCONFECT (dis kon fekt' v. To sterilize the piece of confection (lollipop) you dropped on the floor by blowing on it, assuming this will somehow 'remove' all the germs.



4. ELBONICS (el bon'iks) n. The actions of two people maneuvering for one armrest in a movie theater.



5. FRUST (frust) n. The small line of debris that refuses to be swept onto the dust pan and keeps backing a person across the room until he finally decides to give up and sweep it under the rug.



6. LACTOMANGULATION (lak' to man gyu lay' shun) n. Manhandling the "open here" spout on a milk container so badly that one has to resort to the 'illegal' side.



7. PEPPIER (peph ee ay' n. The waiter at a fancy restaurant whose sole purpose seems to be walking around asking diners if they want fresh ground pepper.



8.PHONESIA (fo nee' zhuh) n. The affliction of dialing a phone number and forgetting whom you were calling just as they answer.



9. PUPKUS (pup'kus) n. The moist residue left on a window after a dog presses its nose to it.



10. TELECRASTINATION (tel e kras tin ay' shun) n. The act of always letting the phone ring at least twice before you pick it up, even when you're only six inches away



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Before you sleep......

03:24 May 22 2007
Times Read: 857


Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket







And who is the ONE for you?

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03:12 May 22 2007
Times Read: 859




I want to be here!!!




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02:43 May 22 2007
Times Read: 860


My OFFICE IS COMING TOGETHER!!!!! WHOHOOO!!



The workers showed up, got it painted, the carpet laid, the desk and bookshelf put together and the shelf on the wall hung. I managed to go through about 8 totes full of stuff and decide what to keep and what to toss.



Happy happy dance.



Now.......to make it pay for itself!!!!

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Whammy put on dicktator

16:18 May 20 2007
Times Read: 866


There are some days when I REALLY would not mind inflicting massive pain on people.



Especially when they hurt the ones I love.



Some pimply faced, stupid, can't spell cat, thinking with his dick, blind, teenage male child, signed on just long enough to leave nasty remarks to my friend.



NO ONE is allowed to do that (but me and the cat)....NO ONE. SO..... I am officially putting a wammy out there.....



May his zits stay until 21.



May he not get a date until 22.



May his dick not work sexually for the next 6 months....but may he try daily with his own sweaty hands.



May he be sent to school where he is forced to repeat spelling and grammar.



May he never be able to write nasty stuff on a web site again...when he attempts it....the computer will mysteriously shut down.



May he be thumped on the ears by Grandma until he learns how to treat others with respect.



May a stray cat find him and scratch his ankles and rip holes in his favorite jeans. Not to mention coughing up a fur ball on his shoes.



And finally.......may a flock of birds fly over and poop on his head once a week until he learns the above.



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Knock Knock

06:29 May 20 2007
Times Read: 870






Bragging rights...to MEEEEEEE again.



VW came over and I cooked for her two nights in a row!!! Then we watched a movie...and I figured it out....and she lost the bet!!!





Oh and Katie dear.......



Knock knock

Who is there?

NOBODY!!!!



Birdy flies away laughing all the way to bed..:)

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Quote of the Day

19:57 May 19 2007
Times Read: 878




Nightgame...my other sister of my heart said--



That's why the 3 of us are good together it takes 3 minds to keep just one of us working at a time.



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Wizard of Oz song with a Celtic Voice....I am in Heaven

19:37 May 19 2007
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When the Creator is watching

05:26 May 19 2007
Times Read: 889


Just when you think the smallest words are not being heard, the Creator reminds you of the sense of humor that S/He has.



**Yes you know who you are!!!



Birdy flies away.....this time cackling like a chicken. :)

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05:21 May 19 2007
Times Read: 890


I actually got to cook tonight! Whohooo! Most of you will think.....so? But you see, I am often on the road and rarely get home cooked meals and almost never one I actually cooked myself.



VW came over and I fixed pork tenderloin, sweet carrots, baked veggies, garlic mashed potates, and brownies. MMMMMMMMMMMM!!!



I then took her down to see where my new office is, although at this point it is just some walls and a door. When completed, even she thinks it will be "good".



It is always good to have time with friends and family. Time with those you love is never enough...no matter how much you spend with them. When they are gone, you miss them and wish you had more time with them. (Well that was a depressing statement but not what I intended.)



In any case, it was fun being the hostess tonight for a friend who is the sister of my heart.

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New project

20:17 May 18 2007
Times Read: 896




Haven't really had the energy to write much the last few days. Between some new meds making me sleep the days and nights away (or so it seemed) and trying to get things ready to reopen my private office in a new location. Shesh!!!



I never knew there was sooooooo much work to getting an office ready. Speaking of.......off to make sure the painters did another coat and laid the carpet. And go thru boxes on top of boxes....sigh.....

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Well........huh.....

18:01 May 18 2007
Times Read: 900


Which Old Hollywood Beauty Are You?

Betty Grable
Betty Grable
You are just like Betty Grable!! Multi-talented along with beautiful. You do whatever you can to help people when they are in need. You have the more-than-beautiful girl next door looks, and are also business savvy. You become number one at everything you do.
How do you compare?
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Wish I was as free as this kid......

17:09 May 17 2007
Times Read: 906


When I was growing up I used to watch Tarzan ALL THE TIME. There was something so kewl about him swinging through the trees and talking to animals...not to mention being almost nekkid! (SO??????) Anyway, Tarzan, the first one, in black and white was on today. This is in honor of the first Tarzan, Jane and the child they created.







Note no animals were harmed in this video.

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Snitched From Nightgame who snitched from....

16:57 May 17 2007
Times Read: 908


Testriffic.com






Guess I picked the right career then, huh?

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How nice is this????

02:28 May 16 2007
Times Read: 918


From Inkerspet:



no need to thank me...you can take that credit...it's got to be the best so far



On 02:27:42 May 16 2007 Elemental wrote:



Well thank you..... that is very sweet of you:)





From:



inkerspet



08:27:04

May 16 2007



I just felt like sending you a message letting you know that you have such a great profile...no need to respond...but I appreciate your efforts





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yeah me....

00:54 May 12 2007
Times Read: 930


For those who know what this means.....



I FOUND MY LOVESEAT!!! Whooohooo!!!



I am sorry about NG's Dr.'s report. I send her healing thoughts.



I hate that VW has had such a sucky week and an even worse Friday!! Sending her...thoughts and sounds of laughter.



Huggles to you both. Enjoy tomorrow night!!!



The BF is on his way! Not seen him in three weeks. Going to look forward to the time with him. Hate that I have to work part of Saturday though! GRRR.

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Almost over......and goals to obtain

03:52 May 11 2007
Times Read: 938


It is almost the end of the semester and the end of my contract at the University. I am still unsure about my position there but will apply when the new job is posted. I am unsure if it is what I want/need to do but as nothing else has come along, I guess it is my option.



I will have some time to decide..almost two months before things get desparate and I run out of insurance and paychecks.



In that time, I have two goals.



The first is to clean my freaking apartment. I have sooooo much clutter and things that I have gathered over my 17 years here. So hard to imagine how fast my time has gone here. Just slipped by. ANYWAY, I want to get it cleaned out. Make a fresh start this summer. Make room for ME.



The second is to get back into exercising. I still have sessions at the gym paid for, I need to use them. I did enjoy the water arobics when I was going. I need to get back into it.







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Well......what do you think of that?

02:40 May 10 2007
Times Read: 941


Easy Deviled Eggs

Put cooked egg yolks in a zip lock bag. Seal, mash till they are all broken up. Add remainder of ingredients, reseal, keep mashing/squeezing it until mixed thoroughly, cut the tip of the baggy, squeeze mixture into egg. No messy clean up, just throw bag away when done.



Expanding Frosting

When you buy a container of cake frosting from the store, whip it with your mixer for a few minutes. You can double it in size. You get to frost more cake/cupcakes with the same amount. You also eat less sugar/calories per serving.



Reheating Refrigerated Bread

To warm biscuits, pancakes, or muffins that were refrigerated: heat a cup of water in the microwave for about 45-60 seconds. Then place your bread in the microwave (leaving the cup of water in there) and then heat your bread. The increased moisture will keep the food moist and help it reheat faster.



Newspaper Weeds Away

Wet the newspapers, put layers around the plants overlapping as you go, cover with mulch and forget about weeds. Weeds can get through some gardening plastic, but they will not get through wet newspapers.



Broken Glass

Use a dry cotton ball to pick up little broken pieces of glass - the fibers catch slivers you can't see!



Squirrel Away!

To keep squirrels from eating your plants sprinkle your plants with cayenne pepper. The cayenne pepper doesn't hurt the plant and the squirrels won't come near it.



Easier Thank You's

When you throw a bridal/baby shower, buy a pack of thank you cards for the guest of honor. As the guests arrive, provide an envelope to everyone and have them put their address on it. When the bride/new mom sends the thank you's, they're all addressed!



TO PROVE IT'S MINE!!!!!

If you purchase a new bike for your child, place their picture inside the handle bar before placing the grips on. If the bike is stolen and later recovered, remove the grip and there is your proof who owns the bike. But avoid putting your address on the picture (for your child's protection) in case the picture happens to be found by the criminal.



Flexible Vacuum

To get something out of a heat register or under the fridge, attach an empty paper towel roll or empty gift wrap roll to your vacuum hose. The empty roll can be bent or flattened to get in narrow openings.



Reducing Static Cling

Pin a small safety pin to the seam of your slip and you will not have a clingy skirt or dress. Same thing works with slacks that cling when wearing panty hose. Place pin in seam of slacks and - voila - static is gone.



Measuring Cups

Before you pour sticky substances into a measuring cup, fill it with hot water then pour it out, but don't dry the cup. Immediately add your ingredient, such as peanut butter, and watch how easily it comes right out.



Foggy Windshield?

Buy a chalkboard eraser and keep it in the glove box of your car. When the windows fog, rub with the eraser! Works better than a cloth!



Reopening Envelope

If you seal an envelope and then realize you forgot to include something inside, just place your sealed envelope in the freezer for an hour or two. It unseals easily.



Conditioner

Use your hair conditioner to shave your legs. It's a lot cheaper than shaving cream and leaves your legs really smooth. It's also a great way to use up the conditioner you bought but didn't like when you tried it in your hair.



Good-bye Fruit Flies

To get rid of pesky fruit flies, take a small glass fill it about a 1/2" with Apple Cider Vinegar and 2 drops of dishwashing liquid, mix well. The flies will be drawn to the cup and gone forever!



Get Rid of Ants

Put small piles of cornmeal where you see ants. They eat it, take it "home," & can't digest it so it kills them. It may take a week or so, especially if it rains, but it works. And you don't have the worry about pets or small children being harmed!



Take Baby Powder To The Beach

Keep a small bottle of baby powder in your beach bag. When your ready to leave the beach, sprinkle yourself and kids with the powder and the sand will slide right off your skin

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Wonderful students!!!

21:05 May 09 2007
Times Read: 947


I have such a good relationship with most of my students. I gotta say...that is a WONDERFUL feeling.



I had two students come in today to give stuffed animals to the local State Trooper office. The State Trooper is first on the scene and is the one who removes children. The animals are a good ice breaker for children and gives them something to hold on to when afraid.



Anyway, back to the students. I asked them what they were doing today...when they said nothing...I said..."will you help me do something?" They instantly agreed. They spent the next 5 hours helping me do some office work. I took them out to lunch for it. Is that not a great example of a good teacher -student relationship and of what great social workers they will be??



Thanks Charlotte and Wendy!!!

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Neatest thing happened today

20:55 May 08 2007
Times Read: 951


The neatest thing happened to me this afternoon. I stopped in at Books a Million to pick up a book I had on order. When I got back in the auto, the guy next to me was getting in his red truck. I thought...wow he is a cutie.....and he looked up and smiled about that time. I smiled back...and he BLEW ME A KISS.:)))



I was so taken aback with it ---in a GOOD WAY--- that I didn't even realize that he was about to come over until I had backed out. Dang it all...lol..remember BF BF BF....uh yeah.....lol

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I feel icky

20:01 May 07 2007
Times Read: 956


I feel icky!!!

My head hurts, I feel like I could toss my cookies any time, tired and achey.



I tell ya....stress, depression, worry and allergies are a killer.....GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!

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Monday......again

16:48 May 07 2007
Times Read: 958


Monday--again. I have this week and school is out for the summer. I still do not know about a job but at least the powers that be have given permission for a staff line and I can apply for it. The question is....will I want to once I know the details about it? I know that I do not want to go from 9 months to 12 for the same money. I know that I do not want to remain unreimbursed for milage. I am unsure if I want to return to my hometown--as this is where the position is to be housed.



What to do? The $64 million dollar question.

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Lovely 9's

18:01 May 06 2007
Times Read: 960


Your Status:

Changeling





Pages Viewed:

99999





Time Spent:

27.97 days





You have completed

70% of this level.



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He is tired---and so am I.

16:21 May 06 2007
Times Read: 961


For some background on this, check out

http://www.snopes. com/politics/ soapbox/repya. asp



Snopes says TRUE.

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"I'm Tired"



Two weeks ago, as I was starting my sixth month of duty in Iraq, I was forced to return to the USA for surgery for an injury I sustained prior to my deployment. With luck, I'll return to Iraq to finish my tour.



I left Baghdad and a war that has every indication that we are winning, to return to a demoralized country much like the one I returned to in 1971 after my tour in Vietnam. Maybe it's because I'll turn 60 years old in just four months, but I'm tired:



I'm tired of spineless politicians, both Democrat and Republican who lack the courage, fortitude, and character to see these difficult tasks through.



I'm tired of the hypocrisy of politicians who want to rewrite history when the going gets tough.



I'm tired of the disingenuous clamor from those that claim they 'Support the Troops' by wanting them to 'Cut and Run' before victory is achieved.



I'm tired of a mainstream media that can only focus on car bombs and casualty reports because they are too afraid to leave the safety of their hotels to report on the courage and success our brave men and women are having on the battlefield.



I'm tired that so many Americans think you can rebuild a dictatorship into a democracy over night.



I'm tired that so many ignore the bravery of the Iraqi people to go to the voting booth and freely elect a Constitution and soon a permanent Parliament.



I'm tired of the so called 'Elite Left' that prolongs this war by giving aid and comfort to our enemy, just as they did during the Vietnam War.



I'm tired of antiwar protesters showing up at the funerals of our fallen soldiers. A family who's loved ones gave their life in a just and noble cause, only to be cruelly tormented on the funeral day by cowardly protesters is beyond shameful.



I'm tired that my generation, the Baby Boom -- Vietnam generation, who have such a weak backbone that they can't stomach seeing the difficult tasks through to victory.



I'm tired that some are more concerned about the treatment of captives than they are the slaughter and beheading of our citizens and allies.



I'm tired that when we find mass graves it is seldom reported by the press, but mistreat a prisoner and it is front page news.



Mostly, I'm tired that the people of this great nation didn't learn from history that there is no substitute for Victory.



Sincerely,



Joe Repya,

Lieutenant Colonel,

U. S. Army

101st Airborne Division

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8 Gifts that do not cost a cent :)

16:16 May 06 2007
Times Read: 963


THE GIFT OF LISTENING

But you must REALLY listen. No interrupting, no daydreaming, no planning your response. Just listening.



THE GIFT OF AFFECTION

Be generous with appropriate hugs, kisses, pats on the back and handholds. Let these small actions demonstrate the love you have for family and friends.



THE GIFT OF LAUGHTER

Clip cartoons. Share articles and funny stories. Your gift will say, "I love to laugh with you".



THE GIFT OF A WRITTEN NOTE

It can be a simple "Thanks for the help" note or a full sonnet. A brief, handwritten note may be remembered for a lifetime, and may even change a life.



THE GIFT OF A COMPLIMENT

A simple and sincere, "You look great in red", "You did a super job" or "That was a wonderful meal" can make someone's day.



THE GIFT OF A FAVOR

Every day, go out of your way to do something kind.



THE GIFT OF SOLITUDE

There are times when we want nothing better than to be left alone. Be sensitive to those times and give the gift of solitude to others.



THE GIFT OF A CHEERFUL DISPOSITION

The easiest way to feel good is to make others feel good.





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To Rat, Cat, Puppy, and other females...from Birdy

03:09 May 06 2007
Times Read: 966




Charge of the Beeotch



Listen to the words of the Great Beeotch she who of old is known as Arwen, Inanna, Jaz, Kriselda, Lynna, Raven, Suzi, and Wolfrose, and by many other names, some best left censored:



Whenever you have need of anything once in the month, and better it be when it is not my moontime or any other time when I might be tired or already irritable, then shall you gather and adore me, who am Queen of all Bitches. There shall you gather, you who desire to learn the true Art of Bitchcraft, yet have not honed it to razor sharp precision; to these I will teach the esoterism of true bitchiness. And you shall be free from fluff; and as a sign that you are truly free, you shall cite tradition, correct misconception, bad grammar, spelling errors, and demand proper capitalization, and punctuation. For I am educated and can read above third grade level. Keep pure your highest ideal; strive ever towards it and if anyone tries to stop you, smack them hard upside the head. For mine is the determination to succeed and educate the ignorant.



I am the Queen Mother Bitch, Who can give the Gift of Joy unto the heart of man or woman if you have not seriously ticked me off. On Earth, I give the Knowledge that to communicate effectively and honestly is no crime; and beyond death, I give peace from the fools who have annoyed you and freedom from those fools and reunion with other great Bitches who have gone before you. And actually, I do demand sacrifice, for behold; Putting up with these twits wears on my nerves. I am the Bitch of All Living and My Ire is poured out upon the Earth when I am grumpy.



Hear ye the Words of the Star Goddess: She under Whose Feet all stupid people are Dust, Whose Body encircleth the Universe especially when She is bloated.



I, Who am the Bitch Queen of the Earth and the Black Mood amongst the Stars, and the Mystery of why idiots are not drowned in my Waters, and the Desire of the heart of man to avoid Me when I get like this. I call unto thy soul, all ye who would be Bitches: "Arise! And come unto Me!"



For I am the Soul of the Bitch, Who giveth Crap back to the Universe: from Me all things proceed, and unto Me all things must return and if they don't get here fast enough, I may hurt something. And before My Face, which is bitchy and known to all gods and men, thine innermost Bitch Self shall be enfolded in the Rapture of the Infinite Bitch.



Let My Worship be within the heart that tolerates no shit, for behold: all acts of bitchiness and honesty are my rituals. And therefore let there be bitching and strength, honesty and compassion, honor and humor, mirth and reverence within you.



And thou who thinkest to seek for Me, know thy seeking and yearning shall avail thee not, unless thou knowest the Mystery: that if thou are stupid who seekest Me, then thou shalt never find Me.



For behold, I have been with thee from the beginning; and I am That which is attained at the end of PMS.



--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Copyright © 2001 Arwen Nightstar and Gwen Wolfrose, all rights reserved.

May be reposted anywhere so long as this copyright is included.









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Visiting a whiney rat......not a good idea.

23:59 May 05 2007
Times Read: 973


Went over to VW's house last night and picked her up and we went out to dinner. Chinese was calling.



After both of us having a wee bit of a whine session and lots of food.....we went to Big Lots. As she moves a lot of furniture, I got her help in picking out a cheap but sturdy desk...turns out that it is also glass. Metal and glass. I think it will be rather kewl in my new office.



Then we went to her house to watch Sci-Fi Friday. She was WAY MORE whiney than normal. So she got in her comfy clothes and curled up on the couch with a blankie. We watched the Sg-1 episode with a bit of talking in between. Then Sg-atlantis came on.



This is where it became very very clear....I was in a rat's nest.



Half way thru the episode, she began to snore, softly at first but then she slid down and was on her back. I had to wake her up as she was snoring louder than the tv.



She mumbled, "I'm sleepy" and rolled on her side.



That is when the burping started.



Loud and long.....lots of air in that gal. We won't mention that the air escaped the other end of her as well....that would not be polite.



"sorry, I feel this big" she said as she threw her arms out to the sides in a huge round motion.



Needless to say, as soon as the episode was over this Birdy flew that nest. I was afraid of the noises and gaseous exchanges from a Rat. Who knows...it might be poison?!



When last I looked back......rat was pulling her gown down and burping as she closed the door.



Truly a rat at home.





****Birdy FINALLY gets revenge**** Love you gal!!!

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Qui-Gon Jinn

15:28 May 05 2007
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Laughter is sooooooo much better than tears

14:06 May 03 2007
Times Read: 986


I have been in SUCH a mood lately. Everything seems to be getting on my last nerve and I just want to RIP SOMETHING apart. Behind that has been a sadness with tears always near the surface.



Luckily, I have some really good friends. they put up with the GRRRRRRRRRR mood. They make me laugh until the tears threaten for a much different reason. They see the GRRRR mood but they may not see the sadness, but it doesn't matter. For after the laughter, I tell them and they understand and it is better for me, the sadness eased, at least for now.



Perhaps the old adage that "Laughter is the best medicine" really IS true.

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Keep them in your prayers

13:59 May 02 2007
Times Read: 996


By HAMID AHMED, Associated Press Writer

(Excerpts)



BAGHDAD - Nearly 4,000 U.S. soldiers have arrived in Baghdad as a crackdown aimed at quelling the sectarian violence enters its 12th week. Meanwhile, bombings and shootings killed 10 people Wednesday, including three Sunni brothers who were shot to death in Baghdad.



The 4th Brigade, 2nd Stryker Brigade Combat Team from Fort Lewis, Wash., which includes about 3,700 soldiers, will be deployed in the Baghdad area and in northern Iraq, the military said. Officials want the rest in place by June, for a total of 160,000.



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AS IF

05:28 May 02 2007
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Birdy flies over looking for a rat and a cat that think they can give birdy an "ass whooping" . AS IF they could......



Birdy has had lots to eat and crossing her legs for a while......now just where are they??????



Birdy circling the rat's hole.....watching out for the cat too. Waiting......

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Elphba was being sweet

04:34 May 02 2007
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elphba



10:29:46

May 02 2007



1. you are wonderful

2.you have a great profile!

3. I think you have a great smile!

4. Ypu have a positive outlook on life.......

I got you started!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Now that was sweet, huh?

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GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!

04:25 May 02 2007
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GRRRRRRRRR!!! Not only do I STILL not know about the job, I just talked to the BF----he has to do driving school this coming weekend. That makes two weekends he is working and the next one I work. Just GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!



AND went to the Dr. who put me on a "pee" pill as VW calls it. Been in the bathroom most of the freaking day.



Did I say GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR yet?

No?

Well.... GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!

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Employment woes

02:13 May 01 2007
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Finally got a chance to ask my Boss about the "position" that is supposed to be created for me. She said that the paperwork got lost at the next level up. It would seem that things had to start over. I reminded her that in two weeks I would be out of a job. Supposedly there is a meeting tomorrow and she should know something by noon. We shall see.



Then, I have a small...very small....private practice where I rent space. Well the guy I rent from is moving and changing things a lot. He is no longer allowing some of the others that rent from him to do so. He did ask me to join him --it will cost $500 up front and then $300 a month after that. The thing is....I currently only pay him $100 a month. So my cost will be tripling. The only good part is that I will not be sharing the office with anyone. Strictly my office.



Sigh.....I just wish things were settled. I hate this uncertainty. GRRRRRRRR

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