This is the stupid crap that made my morning coffee even tastier. Unfortunately, you need to read the conversation from the bottom up (since I copy and pasted it directly from my inbox). And in case you were wondering he really did block me. Gee whiz, my feelings are so hurt that I'm just tearing up inside. Lmfao.
FROM: darkfear223
Ur ugly ass is blocked
On 12:39:32 Apr 28 2015 (-0 GMT) Dubs wrote:
Is that a promise? I do hope so. I'm the bitch? You hilarious. Your the one messaging me and using lame terms by calling me sexy when you don't even know me. 32 huh? My 13 year old seems more mature than you.
On 12:37:48 Apr 28 2015 (-0 GMT) darkfear223 wrote:
Fuck off bitch message me again and u will be blocked
On 12:36:13 Apr 28 2015 (-0 GMT) Dubs wrote:
Don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out
On 12:33:58 Apr 28 2015 (-0 GMT) darkfear223 wrote:
Bye for good bitch
FROM: darkfear223
What ever then botch.i didn't now my friend asked u those questions
On 12:29:15 Apr 28 2015 (-0 GMT) Dubs wrote:
Yes. You ask questions like some kind of pervert and seem very immature. I also feel like you are lieing about the profile thing since you ask the same list of questions your "friend" asks
On 12:27:07 Apr 28 2015 (-0 GMT) darkfear223 wrote:
Do u want me to leave u alone
FROM: darkfear223
Ok.are u single and sexy
On 12:19:33 Apr 28 2015 (-0 GMT) Dubs wrote:
Birthday is on my profile :-)
Otherwise a lady never reveals her age
On 12:16:40 Apr 28 2015 (-0 GMT) darkfear223 wrote:
I am 32. How old are u
On 12:16:03 Apr 28 2015 (-0 GMT) Dubs wrote:
How old are you?
On 12:13:19 Apr 28 2015 (-0 GMT) darkfear223 wrote:
Yes really
On 12:12:28 Apr 28 2015 (-0 GMT) Dubs wrote:
A friend's? Really?
On 12:10:38 Apr 28 2015 (-0 GMT) darkfear223 wrote:
I just made this one.the other one was my friends
On 12:09:40 Apr 28 2015 (-0 GMT) Dubs wrote:
How many profiles did you make?
On 12:08:24 Apr 28 2015 (-0 GMT) darkfear223 wrote:
Hi sexy
In the event of a catastrophic, apocalyptic type situation do you have a "Doomsday buddy" ready to start wielding an axe and hacking up Zombie's at your side?
When I go to the store, the bank, park, etc. I scan the surrounding crowd for potential candidates. Most people don't seem to measure up.
I think so far my best pick is Deezer. Sure an appropriate food supply for her to be at her best would be awkward. It's not like we can take quarts of chocolate ice cream with us. Our plan is to break into Wal-Mart, pick up camping supplies, get some weapons, and stock up on Little Debbie.
Her weapon of choice: Scissors (how she is going to fend off zombies with scissors is beyond me), a blow torch, bow and arrow, and knives. She is very skilled with a blade.
I require something with a little more zazz (not to mention can be used by keeping more distance in between me and those brain eating zombies). I'd like a double barrel sawed off shot gun, an axe, and a bow. I really feel like these 3 choices will be of great use to me as long as I'm not a total idiot.
I can only imagine the stories, songs, and random quotes Deezer and I will babble to each other as we trek across the country, scavenging for food, and taking out zombies.
Today it's just a beautiful dream, maybe a reality soon!
COMMENTS
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XxEbonyWhistxX
13:25 Apr 28 2015
This stupid ass messaged me this morning as well.
Dubs
13:50 Apr 28 2015
This why newbies can only send a limited number of messages. Asshole like this ruin it for the rest. He gets my stupid fuck of the day award
frozenVheart
18:22 Apr 28 2015
This asshole is on this site to long he makes new profiles all the time with the same questions lol he wrote every woman here lol.. Just block and ignore..
Lilithmae
06:42 Apr 29 2015
Aw you mean i'm not special? I thought i was the only one getting such delightful messages! Lol He's obviously doing the rounds, although mine were "Am i single, do i have nice tits, and can they have my cell number?" !!
Dubs
12:43 Apr 29 2015
I got the do you have nice tits the 1st time he hit me up. The conversation I posted here was his 3rd day bugging me.
idbeholda
17:33 Apr 30 2015
"FROM: darkfear223
Ok.are u single and sexy"
Man, he knows how to lay it on thick. I bet he gets ALL the bitches.
XxElviscatxX
02:59 May 28 2015
Don't waste your time with the low lifes don't feed there fire,thats what they want you to do,just ignore them,don't waste your good energy on there negitive thoughts.move on.