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God, I hate my job. Everytime something gets fucked up on the computer I get the blame and told to fix it.



My boss found an RPG installed on my computer and torrent site visits complete with porn ads. I get the blame again.



IT WASNT ME, I WISH I HAD WEAPONS AND missile launchers!



My boss has been working on a computer for his job for 16 years, this fucker dont even know the basics of Windows XP ???!!!!

I am so happy I have a a second round of photos of my son.



I will scan it in later and put it on my portfolio

I was told today, that the US Ecoterrorism Prevention Act of 2004, allows cops to phone tap environmentalists.



Companies take photos at Green Peace rallies and phone tap the people they can ID.



Cops may also release information of environmentalists to loggers and reckless polluters (companies)

Outside of a few potheads and wackos, it’s hard to imagine anyone opposing proposed new federal legislation cracking down on drivers high on drugs.



Oh, we know a few misguided souls will step forward to argue marijuana and other street drugs do nothing to impair their driving ability. Some of them will trot out the old canard about how smoking up actually makes them more aware.



That, to put it simply, is a crock. Just ask police and other emergency professionals who have to deal with the results of impaired driving as part of their regular jobs; the people who get called to the horrifying scenes of car accidents and have to pick through the wreckage for body parts.



The cops and the ambulance attendants know operating a motor vehicle is a job that demands all of our senses be operating at peak performance if it is to be done successfully.



Being impaired, whether by booze or by street drugs, dulls reflexes and heightens the sense of invincibility, and that can be a deadly combination.



Prime Minister Stephen Harper says the Criminal Code will be amended to give police more powers to apprehend and test drug-impaired drivers, increase penalties, and promote awareness of the problem.



The legislation is to be introduced when the House of Commons returns from its Remembrance Day break this week.



The prime minister acknowledged there are still technological challenges in terms of testing for certain kinds of drugs, but added there are tests available and “ways to strengthen the legislation to get convictions in clear cases” of driving under the influence of drugs.



A few short decades ago, we were having the same kind of debate about keeping drivers off the road after they had consumed too much alcohol.



People complained breathalyser tests were a violation of our rights; that they could drive better after having a few drinks; that police should be looking for “real” criminals rather than harassing people whose only crime was they stayed too long at happy hour.



Today no rational person would think of getting behind the wheel after downing a few martinis or a couple of six packs of beer.



It’s time to apply the same kind of rules to people smoking dope or using other forms of street drugs. If they’re going to be sharing the roads with the rest of us, then let them share the same rules.





Calgary Sun, Nov 14 2006

Rum Balls



* 3 1/4 cups crushed vanilla wafers

* 3/4 cup confectioners' sugar

* 1/4 cup unsweetened cocoa powder

* 1 1/2 cups chopped walnuts

* 3 tablespoons light corn syrup

* 1/2 cup rum



DIRECTIONS:



1. In a large bowl, stir together the crushed vanilla wafers, 3/4 cup confectioners' sugar, cocoa, and nuts. Blend in corn syrup and rum.

2. Shape into 1 inch balls, and roll in additional confectioners' sugar. Store in an airtight container for several days to develop the flavor. Roll again in confectioners' sugar before serving

Dopefish is described in the cast of characters for Secret of the Oracle as the second dumbest creature inthe universe. His thought patterns go, "swim swim hungry, swim swim hungry."



Dopefish "will eat anything alive and moving near them, though they prefer heroes like Commander Keen.



The Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, is the dumbest in the universe)



Related note: Dopefish music has been ongoing for a few years now. The original music was done by Bobby Prince sometime in 1990, and is called "Eat Your Veggies".

I have been fixing a woman's computer, her PC tower is haunted lol.



I fixed most of her problems, but I was only able to use the printer once, since it is not working, printing jobs vanish into the air.



Her monitor is 7 years old and not capable of doing better than 60 Hz of 1024x768 (I wasnt awake of this little fact when I was working on it)



So I ended up with a migraine that goes away, then returns, goes away, then returns .... I even felt nauseous.



Now I know what my friend Nikko talked about in his experience of repairing computers and refresh rates ....



I was in the restuarant with the woman and her husband, fighting the migraine. The staff refused to give me something for my mega headache from the First Aid Kit.



So the woman, who is a hypnosist (medical), gave me a on-the-spot Hypnosis, in the restaurant. Within 2 minutes, 90% of my migraine was gone.



Earlier she shown me photos of her clients, 2 women: 1 regrew the bald spots on her head during sessions, the other's teeth relocated during sessions.



I thought to myself, that's impossible, right ????!



What she did, reminded me of the 2nd night at the Pentecostal/Charismatic church, the 2nd night I saw the priests knock people out with a touch. That night that I decided these people are wackos, I am outta here!

Everyone else on the night shift uses company computers to play games and email. But when I do that, I can a final warning, next time I am fired.



The owner finally told me he noticed my mad computer skills, yo. I told him I want to learn to be the network admin, he likes that idea, but I am not getting the raise I was hoping for. So unfair