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Seasons Greetings :D

14:31 Dec 14 2012
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Ten Things that Sound Dirty at Christmas, But Aren't.



10. Did you get any under the tree?



9. I think your balls are hanging too low.



8. Check out Rudolph's Honker!



7. Santa's sack is really bulging.



6. Lift up the skirt so I can get a clean breath.



5. Did you get a piece of the fruitcake?



4. I love licking the end till it's really sharp and pointy.



3. From here you can't tell if they're artificial or real.



2. Can I interest you in some dark meat?



1. To get it to stand up straight, try propping it against the wall.

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