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Ok maybe. Not. Whatever.



YOU know what I'm talking about right?



Gotta go. Another skank ass bitch calling crying taking up my unlimited phone minutes.



Slobgobber.

I can't find this guy. He says he loves me then fuckin disappears after a long night I can't remember.



I love Jack Hoff. Let someone know if you see mi Jack Hoff. Or just call mi Jack Hoff. Tell him I can't wait for another go. Miss you.

New crew better than the tired old ho bitch asses I had. Got Joe Sphincter, Jack Hoff, Sabrina Crabs, Tommy Whasdat, And Steffie Goodblow to name a few. Can't sleep had so much fun. Mild stomach upset. Some swelling. Rash. Some hallucinations. But it's all fuckin good. Right.



IF this sounds like your life you must be cool trippin cuz you ain't me and you just didn't get a gerbil stuck up your ass.



Later. Much.

I just fucked my ass again. How could I resist? I am always the prettiest in the room and sooo easy.



Want to smell my finger chica? Guess which one I just stuck in your mouth?

Body aches, runny nose, boils, redness, chills, tremors, diarrhea, constipation, night sweats, day sweats, loss of taste, bad taste, depression, blurry vision, premature ejaculation, restless leg syndrome, thick coarse hairs growing all over my body, insomnia, loss of appetite, and involuntary use of profanity.



Fuck yeah. Fucking skank ass flesh puppets just jealous. Life is good real good. Got my money and da hoes and the rest of you just wannabe me. And I am so not you.



Outta here.

Bitch and blow me...

Any you jizz monkeys got it in for me sorry cuz I ain't leavin where I never been. You so ain't me and never will be you stank ass flesh puppet. And I got stories on you that never happened gonna rock your pleasure popsicle to tomorrow and that applies to love taco too. So watch out for stuff you never did that I saw yesterday not and gonna tell at some future time. Put all you jizz hos on notice. Peace. Later. Not.

Woke up. What the fuck? Who the hell been writing shit in this journal? Not me. Gonna call Mike Hunt, Alverez, Gina, Valasquez, and Fernadez. One of the skank ass hoes been typing shit in my journal cuz I don't remember any dis stuff.

Scratching my ass and balls. And I will.

Seems like Mike Hunt went missing last outing at da club. Jus disappeared and never got home. Stupid lame ass motherfucker. Now I keep getting these fucking calls. Is Mike Hunt there? No Mike Hunt is not fucking here. Are you sure Mike Hunt is not there? Yes Mike Hunt is fucking not here. Stupid lame bitch ass motherfuckers. Gotta get a new crew. Maybe Salvatore Farina or Becky Boom Boom. I cannot deal with this shit. Too much to do. Fuckers...

When it cums to gettin off I like it quick and dirty cuz lets face it, I am always gonna be the prettiest in the room and all you skank ass bitches and hos are just a distraction for me. There ain't never gonna be somethin better than Don Juan and you all are a quick fix. I mean come on bitches, I sex myself 5 times a day average and how could I resist? I am so easy. As for you, now um grunt ah... Get your shit and go. Got important things to do like Oprah and putting together another crew. Like me, da crew ain't that smart and don't last long. Spite and f-ck and move on. That's how I do it. How you like me now skanks and man hos? I guess you don't. But that's ok. The world is full of bitch asses and I ain't close to runnin out yet.



Sucks for you?



Yep.



You are so not me. So other than I. Damn that is sad to be you.



Keep sucking.

Chewy sweet. Can't get my taste out ya mouth no matter if you spit, chew, swallow, or blow. I'm fantastic and long lasting. You know it bitch. You want more...

Maybe whatever you said was true though not actually said before. Getting a weird feeling like time standing still and things getting shaky. Stomach hurts and vision blurry. Nausea, listless, aching, hungry, head ache and loss of memory.



I am so not you. Winning baby! That sucks right?



What I jus say?

Bitch ass ho like that is like a hill been humped 10,000 times. Maybe a stud like you should try harder. Bwahhaaha! Some lesser fools like living in the shadow of the great one.



I move on to Everest.

Club was pumpin. All my homos I mean homies there along with Gina, Valezques, Fernadez and some ho I jus met was her name. Was her name was humpin my leg and spilled my drink messin my shirt crazy spot like. Bitch. Drinkin and skankin till 3 am then things get hazy like.



Awoke and crew was gone. Achmed, Dieter, and some hung guy Jon Dough in bed with me and some snoring skank Missy D or what the fuck she said her name was. Kicked all their bitch asses out. Last thing I heard was "Das America great!" before I blacked out again. Only slept like 2 hours no food. My body aches and I think I have some exotic disease. Yep. Peligra or somethin. Shot some steroids this a.m. and drank red bull with tabasco. Good for another 12 hours. Need some sympathy from more bitch ass hos so I will sniffle like a got the peligra. Ha ha. Skank bitches.



Peligra. Bahahahah!



Think I will order another prescription for Tetracyclovore. Balls and ass itching like a motherfucker.



Its so not suckin being me, which obviously is not you.



Later. Much later.



Maybe I'll let you tickle my asshole if you're good.

Hope you enjoyed that. The answer is still no. I don't fuck a loser twice.

Valasquez, Joe Turner, Mike Hunt, and the rest of the crew here. Gina stayed home because she has redness and irritation. Fuck her! Yeah did that. Having some fucking drinks and cigars and talking about fucking. Just went to the shitter with Sammy B. Now he is scratching his ass and can't sit still. Fuck him! Yeah did that. Saw Valesquez's old girl with Tina Fernadez. Fucked them both. They tried to talk with me and da crew, but kept shiftin in their fucking party dresses and scratchin. Fuck them! Yup done that. So waiting to fuck tonight I fucked myself three times before dinner. I am so fuckin hot how can I resist? Got a finger up my ass while I type this and and that finger was just up Joe Turner's ass two minutes ago. Drinks, parties, shifty ass itchin mother fuckin whores. I am so not you, but then again you probably won't be scratchin your balls for three weeks while the Teracyclovore kicks in. Gotta fuckin go. Later. Much later...

Took da girl shopping. Says she wants a HoD'Jour Dress and why the fuck not? Gonna get one for myself too. Got a problem wit dat? Nice day outside and stuff. Walked around.



Again I am me and so not you. Ready to hit club tonight with Gina, Valazquez and crew. Maybe Joe Turner will come too. Got strange itch...



Taking a powder getting ready for tonight after seeing Gina alone for a bit. Now she says she is itchy too. Wonder if it is the dress or da girl... Hmmm.

Puttin a crew together. Javier, Gina, Jake, and Valasquez. You know. I guess you don't know cuz your not me and that sucks for you right? Hittin the club and somethin sexy always goin on, me. Yep still not you. I am so hot I need to have sex with myself another two times. Again sucks for you....

Got it?

I am calling you out. You have been inside my journal and I feel violated. I have better things to do. Real things with real people in real time. But to set your punk bitch ass straight I will argue with a persona making web pages. I think it is all hilarious yet some how I feel threatened, not in the same way as with a gun or knife, but somehow attacked. You are so not me and that obviously is not cool for I am way cool and so not you. Stop copying my swagger and overt homoeroticism before I take a swipe at your shaky facade of false mojo and constant boredom. I could be with a sexy woman now, but I am giving you an e-beat down. Don't make me do it again. You are so not me. So not me. And anyone not me must not like me because I am so not you and obviously way cooler. Word and peace out. Breakfast. Feeling my leg up today and sex with another stranger.

But had to have.



I must take you just to leave you again.

Hmmm.

Brushed my teeth in the a.m. Watched my tongue flicker the fuzzy nub at the end of the brush. Hot.



Had breakfast of eggs and bacon. Two. Sunny side up. Reminds me of a stacked woman's breasts. Delicious.



Felt my arm up for one half hour today. Strong. Muscular. Tracing the bicep with my fingers up and down. Repeat.



Showered and watched my naked manhood in the full length mirror. Mmmmm. Sexy me.



Fucked three times this a.m. Libido still strong with all the partying and what not. Sex with myself is highly erotic. Good prep for the for the flesh puppets. I am so hot. How could I not want me?



Will eat and sleep later. Maybe get the crew together and get sloppy drunk. Maybe not so much sleep. Eyes will not close thinking of hot biotches and pumping loud jams. My wisdom hypnotizes for I speak from my ass without a censor.



I am so everything that is not you and that is a good thing. For then I would not be me. Right bitches?



See? How ya like me now baby?

One does have a choice though.

To some love is a game or sport wherein they fluctuate from love to hate continuously. Sometimes drawing blood then seeking compassion and erotic satisfaction from the very person they have done wrong. It is a continuous cycle of disfunction.



Though I am a demon I never consider love a game or sport. I do not trivialize the feelings of my paramours. Love is the highest emotion, the strongest power and human endeavor. To throw it away or make sport of it is foolishness and ignorance. One always loses that way. Always.



Karma remains to settle matters. Vengeance is futile for those left behind. It is best to walk away keeping the best memories close to your heart. Strive always to love passionately with all your soul and heart. Be fierce like a lion to protect your love and loved ones...



- DonJuanDemonic

If it is not meant to be you must let go. I have done so many times even against my strongest desire.



I am receiving a lot of anger from those who are frustrated they cannot have me which is being directed at myself and others. This hate speech is destructive and pointless.



While I am incredibly sexy and can bring a woman to her knees in orgasmic ecstasy I am sure there is some lesser man for you. Do not lament. No need to curse and hurl silly insults. Bless you funny creatures... I must laugh. Now go.



Back to making love.

I refer to the moment two bodies become one flesh on flesh, that special connection as you look in her eyes, kiss her lips, map her curves with your tongue. Pounding her then slowly making love, then becoming an animal in heat. Getting lost in time experiencing the pleasure and the pain... That is ecstasy. If this is Sin then I have already seen Heaven.

They say it works both ways... There are the ways of love and hate. As you can see by select comments, I am quite a passionate and sexy man to draw both such loving greetings and such ugly, hateful speech.



But my friends I make no apologies for I am Don Juan Demonic. If you cannot take both the ecstasy and the pain you are nothing more than a little girl and contrary to false accusations, I unlike others do not play with little girls.



If you are a sensuous, beautiful, passionate woman perhaps you will find just what you seek in my arms.



Damnation never felt so good...



Adios mi amor.



Siempre Tu Vida y Corazon,





Don Juan Demonic

Is letting a beautiful dove fly away. If she comes back it was meant to be. It is love. If she never returns the sky is filled with doves. Find one that loves you like you should be loved... And when you know it is true love hold her in your arms for the rest of your life. Let her know your love every day so she stays close. Remember... Before love flies.