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I had a great laugh today with my sister about our mom feaking out about her white carpet destroyed by the carpet cleaners. She moved into a house that originally had BRIGHT PINK carpet. So when they ripped the barbie puke out there, they decided on WHITE carpet. *rofl* They ended up with light pink carpet for 3 months after the cleaners came out the first time....it was funny as fuck. Ya had to be there, I guess. They screwed her carpet up again and this time she acted like somebody wiped thier dick on her curtains....WHOA, she is pissed off!

Tiny little woman is like Hilter, I look over at my cell and start laughing before I can even answer her now. She's gettin' all pissed off at me.

"Why are you laughing at me all the time?!"

"You're fucking hillarious when your ticked off..."

*she growls*

"You wish me back at the hospital now,dontcha?" lol...