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Fifteen things to pass on to your daughters, granddaughter or lady friends.....
22:25 Apr 28 2007
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1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in diapers.



2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks-out?

You shut the door behind him.



3. If they can put a man on the moon -- they should put them all up there.



4. Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out alone.



5. Go for younger men. You might as well - they never mature anyway.



6. Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so we can tell them apart.



7. Definition of a bachelor; a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.



8. Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types.



9. Best way to get men to do something, is to suggest they are too old for it.



10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.



11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.



12. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.



1. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him cheque books.



14. Remember, a sense of humour does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his.



15. Sadly, all men are created equal.

Beans and Peanut Butter
22:22 Apr 28 2007
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Q: What happens when you eat beans and peanut butter?







A: You get a fart that sticks to the roof of your ass!