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Jimmy goes to see his computer genius friend Charlie, in his office. The first thing he notices is a really sexy looking secretary who leads him into Charlie’s room. Charlie is busy working on his computer.



"Hey Charlie, how ya doin’ my man?" He says, "When did you hire your new secretary? She’s hot."



"Oh I didn’t hire her, I actually develped her." replies Charlie, still working on his computer, "She’s a robot."



"Are you serious?" says Jimmy with a whistle, "She moves and talks just like a real girl."



"Yeah, and that’s not all. She makes coffee, does my filing and I can fuck her all I want." replies Charlie with a smile, "In fact, you can take her to the next room and give her a fuck yourself. She’s really good."



"Yowza!" Laughs Jimmy and taking the secretay’s hand, he drags her into the next room, intent on fucking the daylights out of her. Soon afterwards, there’s a loud scream from Jimmy.



"Oh Hell," Says Charlie, "I forgot to tell him her asshole is a pencil sharpener."