The Ultimate Vampire Resource and Directory

Mento's morais
03:34 Oct 21 2016
Times Read: 302

HOw come it's Cliche? All the folk.....

Great hujik
03:21 Oct 21 2016
Times Read: 319

Daily humans and their ui battles cries........

Great Spirit Children of the Rainbow.
02:12 Oct 20 2016
Times Read: 385

How do you spot a princess or a prince? " I want equal everything unless I get Royalties!" and love to complain, but when you actually ask her, she forgets to bring the animals in and asks for helpg opening a carton but doesn't share then proceeds with will even tell you " frick dreams and expectations!" awhile asking you for $5.

Funny Joke
20:47 Oct 19 2016
Times Read: 438

HOw can folks know a bad vampire? A Bad vampire can't see it's own reflection thus failing to explain karma, .......................................draining you.

Funniei
18:50 Oct 19 2016
Times Read: 534

Just funkiness....





YOu ever notice no one ever reads the rules of the board game until a fight breaks out



Love is like a fart, if ya have to force it....it's probably crap.



When Canada's fighting you, you might wanna take a look at yourself, and ask" am I being a d*ck?"



How your kids told you they "looked" for it and still can't find it.



It's all fun an games, until the pants don't fit anymore



Excerise? I thought you meant extra feta fries!



Kids: "How come she gets one and not me? it's not fair!"





How colonist folks love to copy your books and hats, but then tell you you're the hateful one?



Who buy's 64 watermelons and no one wonders why........



They said the cat could be anything, so the cat identified as a tea towel or panda............



Entire road is littered with indecisive squirrels who couldn't make decisions.



If you could believe in Santa Claus for yrs, you could believe in yourself.



Ever try to eat bamboo 8 hrs straight like a panda?



Drinking 8 glasses of water is tough, but downing 8 cups of coffee no problem



"We're all one" is like trying to be a jar of nutella to make everyone happy.



Guy who says " Live ya dreams! Frick expectations!" is always asking for $1.oo or $5.00,looses his shoe like Cinderella, and barfs in the river.



YOur heart says chocolate, but your pants says eat friggin applesauce!



Fake people have an image, but some folks just don't care.



You only get once chance to notice their haircut



Don't talk about the sunburns,they know.



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Deja poo princesses
05:39 Oct 19 2016
Times Read: 705

Deja poo, the feeling you've heard this bragging " We're all one " applesauce before from a girl constantly forgetting to let the animals in ( that she knew she let out ) and then tells you don't eat from her carton.....by asking you to open it for her, and doesn't share. About dat........Great Spirit has a sense of humor.

People of the Rainbow
00:34 Oct 19 2016
Times Read: 769

Always have gratitude.



Everything shares the same air-breath......



Consider the advice of your elders, not because they're always right but because of the wisdom they've gained from being wrong. ( depending on issue).



Even flowers require rain and thunder



Man has responsibilities, not power.



We are apart of earth and earth apart of us.



You must give to the river the kindness you would give any brother , which for everyone. ( Hair dyes, fish eating cig butts, drinking up the venus fly traps water as horrible carbonated beverages/chia/ coffee/ tea.)

Mento's More Hooray
00:11 Oct 19 2016
Times Read: 793

Dominiucus domus.....Bahira, Beira.



Quod fuimus, estis; quod sumus, vos eritis Ob arm, ob reich, im Tode gleich. Floating crown Bah Beira

"Et pourtant qu'on n'a peu trouver chose plus approchante a la similitude de Mort, que la personne morte, on d'icelle effigie simulachres, & faces de Mort, pour en nos pensees imprimer la memoire de Mort plus au vis, que ne pourroient toutes les rhetoriques descriptiones de orateurs In sudore vultus tui, vesceris pane tuo Venite ad me, qui onerati estis.

RainBow
22:56 Oct 18 2016
Times Read: 805

All ethnic skin colors are beautiful, all have colors have bled at least once, all colors bleed the same color........and if you mix all the colors they're all black. If you mix all the colors in light- they're white.

Cliche'
18:51 Oct 18 2016
Times Read: 927

Love,good, bad, change, don't change because you're already beautiful What does even it mean? A daily battle cry of humans......humans and their thoughts.......GHJ GHJK HJ Quod fuimus, estis; quod sumus, vos eritis Ob arm, ob reich, im Tode gleich.

A Great Spirit...
01:21 Oct 18 2016
Times Read: 977

Cheering up again: A good gardener knows all the flowers like food,water, shelter, and sunlight. A better gardener knows the all the flowers like food, water, shelter, light & the soil. The Best Gardener knows, all the flowers love different kinds food, water, shelter, light/moon, soil medium, and all the flowers still bloom.



but what of the trees? Delicate leaves........They too bend to the wind.....whispering of the Ancient Great Spirit......that does not feed on Eros of Humans.

Haloween
18:35 Oct 17 2016
Times Read: 1,158

"F**** Borders" guy, are you suggesting we should all go hug bears and their cubs?

Uttelryness.........
18:19 Oct 17 2016
Times Read: 1,173

" I just go where the love is, and whoever loves me".......and " I don't like other people's expectations, just because your parents, or that p izza guy".........Miley.... Alright , so when you're drunk don't expect anyone to drive you home&. Next day you wake up feeling like crap you might understand all those kids you help are going crazy wishing they even had a family likes yours. Talk about Desperation......

Apparently vampires do exist..........
09:10 Oct 15 2016
Times Read: 1,209

HOw come half of females are so mean? They disrespect my dancers, by blaming someone else without any evidence.......which happens to be blaming the person funding our dancing and even allowing it from the folks who invented it but now dislike because it's not " family orientated" enough.* Girls be biting the hand that feeds...........I didn't know vampires actually existed and were afraid of being alone.

Dreamea'
09:00 Oct 15 2016
Times Read: 1,210

Awhile you're dreaming, don't forget to bring the dog indoors.

Weird things girls do............
08:59 Oct 15 2016
Times Read: 1,211

It's all fun and games until the jeans don't fit!



Don't leave the seat up, but has makeup everywhere.



Creativity!.......but girlfriend constantly forgets to bring the dog indoors.





OMG he's cheating? but it's okay for girl's to look at my man taking photos.........and I got 5 texts from those guys.



I'm ugly! continues cigs * that makes skin ugly.





Fat complaining, but if a guy dares tell the truth about alcohol making her fat.........he's a racist, evil, ****, *****......etc.



Support fellow women asking for help away from a crazy , but helper die hard feminisists help by listening to B*** and h*** songs,ignore crazy she's asking help to get away from by blaming a non- crazy, and call the girl asking for help crazy......and then want to preach victim shaming. How helpful and you wonder why folks don't come forward.





Eko but spends $75 on nail polish and hair dye forgets about venus fly traps, smokes cigs.

Weird crap people do...........
08:37 Oct 15 2016
Times Read: 1,213






If you're ever feeling alone just turn on a scary movie.....



Ever notice 2 people describing the same car have 2 answers?





* How come everyone complains about ethnicity but in Hollywood, everyone wants to look like everyone else's ethnicity?



HOarding Konmari 101.....Bahahaha



Likewise: a group of women telling a woman (and woman is highly experienced) to calm down is also like trying to baptize a cat.



Ever notice the person who calls you an idiot, is the same person who chases poke'mon?



HOw they ask for the truth( and it is the actual truth) but they all of sudden can't swallow it? Ex: George did have sl*** and debters but he free them.





Folks who claim to know things, annoy those of us who actually do.....ex: a pizza guy ( I love pizza by the way but for the sake of this)......who thinks he knows every kind of pizza in his restaurant but forgets about the every kind of pizza down the street or likewise He sees every pizza down the street but forgot about his own, or he sees both but forgets there's also deep dish pies.



All Fun and games until the jeans

don't fit anymore!





You ever notice, the person you're trying bash on is

actually the person you're suppose to be defending?





Folks think anti-drama folks are depressed, when they're just anti- drama.



Bio & gay .......but only 1%........but wants to bash other faiths who don't believe in gays/lesbians. *Born both is understandable.



How there's 2 kinds of pain in this world, and thankfull folks only know of the first one.

@>->Dark Hours -<-<-@ <3
07:42 Oct 13 2016
Times Read: 1,242

For an ending, drunk..........Amoure' 3 5 H J K De Morte' Dark Hours

Da alunia avia
07:29 Oct 13 2016
Times Read: 1,252

HOt fiery tongues filled hatred.......for the House of Forgetfulness.........Branding..........humans.......humans......... 3 5 h k



Fire Earth Air and water............choas and humans having hot breath colors of fires...........fill thy cups bearers!

De Aluna Agail
07:25 Oct 13 2016
Times Read: 1,256

Ever destroying..........for ? These creation masks and great dancing.......and Great ancient one arises ..everything and nothing......Pale blue agape...........dark and brown ...........misty clouds........humans..........humans.......

De Aluna
07:20 Oct 13 2016
Times Read: 1,259

De Aluna,



I am nothing, yet I am everything,

De Aluna,

and words aren't there...........