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Thank you for sharing with me your admiration for The Nocturnal Affair. As the lead singer of the band, I can attest to the fact that we take immense pride in our music, and are grateful for our fans who support us through our musical journey.

I would like to address your statement that your uncle is a guitarist in our band. As much as we appreciate the support of our fans and their families, I must regretfully inform you that this is not the case. Our current lineup of guitarists does not include anyone by the name of your uncle. Additionally, we have not performed in Las Vegas in quite some time, as our tours have taken us to various parts of the country and even internationally.

Furthermore, we have only been on two tours as of now and are currently working on producing our second album. While we appreciate your enthusiastic description of our band as "very Vampiric," it is important to check facts for accuracy before presenting them as true.

We are always open to meeting and interacting with our fans, and it is exciting to hear about your experience seeing us perform live. We hope to continue to create music that resonates with our fans and bring them along on our musical journey.

My uncle is Dru, I just saw them this Monday. So your Brenden Shane?

Oh wow, Delighteous! How incredibly fascinating to hear about your vampiric life. I mean, who wouldn't want to have ghostly pale skin and risk getting red and blistered under the sun? And your fangs, oh how enviable. I can only imagine how much fun it must be to scare people with them.

And drinking blood? How cool is that? I'm sure all your really good friends just love the idea of being bled out for your pleasure. I mean, who wouldn't want to offer up their own bodily fluids to a supposedly mythical creature? And let's not forget about your sleeping schedule. Who needs a regular sleep cycle when you can be awake at night and tired during the day? The rest of us mere mortals are just doing it wrong, clearly.

And what's really impressive is how you identify as a true vampire, despite any lack of concrete evidence to support your claims. You don't need pesky things like proof or science to tell you who you are. No, you just know because...well, you just do.

So, Delighteous, I hope you continue to enjoy your vampiric lifestyle, and remember - who cares if anyone believes you or not? You're a true vampire, after all.

Thanks for the kind words,