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People outside of your major know your name and know the pain you bring. This is not the reputation you want.



And is it normal to feel like I'm drowning after your class?

Dear Uterus,

I understand that you must cramp, but why do you always feel like you're trying to rip yourself out of my body and go through my vagina?



Please stop.

Thanks.

You're not as cool as you think you are, and you're too fucking loud for your own good. No one is listening to you!! You are just background fucking annoying noise. SHUT THE FUCK UP!

I just told him that I'm in a relationship with Craig... Yay for being honest, but fuck for not getting any first...

Why do I feel the need to obsess over you!! You're older than me, but still so sexy!! And everytime I talk to you, I'm sure you think I'm just stalking you! AHHH!!!!! FUCK!! I WANT YOU!!! And I want to get to know you too... How sad is that...?? He's actually interesting to me...

I watched a band last night called Pistol Creek. One of the members looks like he's thirty-forty.... He's 49. Holy shite! His body does NOT reflect that and sadly I find myself obsessing over him. I need a fucking hobby!



I also lost my fucking ID so I'm stuck in my building. FUCK YOU FATE!!!

It's amazing how much relief you can feel when you talk about what's bothering you to the one who's bothering you...