The Ultimate Vampire Resource and Directory

ONce upon a time wow that starting line is over rated oh well.



There as an oompa loompa and a tele tubby. Well they were put in a cage like on ufc to see who would come out victorious. They were each given powers by the one nailed to the cross he figured since he had been to hell for three days he deserved to be demonic after all it was more fun this way. Anyways the powers he gave the two combatnts were Fire for the oopma loompa, and the tele tubby he gave the ability to shoot ky jelly from his fingers. After they both recieved their powers the match began 3 rounds 5 minutes each no hold bars. The winner would recieve a free valture to be a gues star on Wayne's world little did they know that Wayne became a secret agent for england and that the show was canclled but whatever they didn't have to know.

As the Tele tubby projected ky from his fingers the oompa loompa dodged them like if nothing as he retaliated by projecting fire at the tubby. missing and burning off the hair of a spectator in the crowd the fight continued without pause. 3 minutes later it ended with the Tele tubby loosing by the hands of the oompa loompa he had counter acted the ky with a fire ball creating a back draft. The moral of the story is don't fuck with an oompa loompa and be leary of ky apparently it is flamable