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Went on vacation, which was great to begin with but then holy shit can thinsg get bad. Woke up with a mysterious bite on, where else, my ass. Of all the freaking places had to be my ass. Well didnt bother me right away but then started to burn like a bitch so had to drop the drawers and show someone who said holy shit thats a brown recluse bite. My response, well now that sucks. I was a few states away form home an dleave in about to days and he said he knew how to take care of them so i being the intelligent person i am let him cut it open(which sucked ever more) Drain out the posion and infection and pull out infected tissue(which sucked as well) and went on my merry way. Though i dont think i have ever cursed as much as i did that day, even made up a few of my own. Took bus back home and was not even half way threw my trip when i missed a bus, though my luggage didnt miss it. Had to wait 7 hours fo rthe next one, my ass is throbbing at this point and im not sure why go to check it and lets just say didnt look to good so i of course freak the fuck out in a bath room at some bus station. anyway got back home went to hospital to see what the fuck was going on and it had turned into an infection the size of id say like a basket ball got and IV and everything for it was great. Bastered said it would be numb but he lied after getting met o agree to let him stck this big ass needle into my ass......sadistic little fuck. she he sliced me open cleaned it out i felt everything took all i had not to kick the man. and now i have gauze shoved in the nice second hole i had in my ass, like one wasnt enough i swear. well thats all the exciting news i have for today, bye kids