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A sign of the times.
01:04 Oct 31 2005
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I do not like the new animated batman at all at all. Too many stupid jokes, its too clean cut, its not dark enough. They have also dumbed down almost all the dialogue in it, it has no edge anymore. They lead you by the hand throughout the entire episode, within the first 5 minutes you can tell how the villain is going to be defeated and how the crime leads to them. For example in the Batman Vs. Dracula movie Dracula’s pseudonym is Alucard, Dracula spelled backwards, and he is offered raw meat at a party and he eats it and the very next thing he is offered is "Garlic" shrimp. I mean come on, do they have to hit you over the head with every single plot point there is? To say nothing of the new Solar powered generator developed by Wayne Corp. that is capable of storing energy in the form of real sunlight. JEEZ, i wonder what’s gonna happen later? Also batman moves way too fast, he is all zippy, there is no bulk, no power to his movements anymore and he never skulks in the shadows. In short more money and modern animation techniques do not a good batman series make. Also he has a damn mobile phone/bat wave communicator and he phones the cops and chit-chats while on the job. The old batman said nothing to beat cops and the bare minimum to Gordon and only when he had to.

23:26 Oct 30 2005
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Shin O' Chinaman

Fuck....ew.....FUCK.....EWWWWWWWWWW
22:55 Oct 29 2005
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try this: while menstruating, masturbate to orgasm and preserve the resultant fluids.

You should be concentrating on your desired result at the point of orgasm.

Take some of the resultant fluids and insinuate a bit of them into the food or drink of your

prospective victim.





I found this on a potions page in a journal. This is the reason i prepare most of my own meals.



Also the use of the word victim is very accurate.





Alternativly for you guys out there here is a handy hint.



Take:



• 2 pieces white bread.

• 1 porno mag or video if preferred.



Steps 1-6



• Select suitable material to get yourself to full arousal.

• Masturbate over the bread.

• Ejaculate onto one side and even out with a knife.

• Join two slices of bread together and cut diagonal.

• Toast if you wish or simply dish up cold.



Serve to girl you wish to induce vomiting in.



Serving suggestions



• Serve with a side of condom firtters.



• On ice with a glass of urine.



• Serve with vomit bag and hope she swallows









Bon Appetite!

90%
00:10 Oct 29 2005
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Wah wah wah I hate school. I hate my parents. I hate preps. I like this one guy but he is gay. This guy doesnt like me. I love H.I.M.

I am Bi. I am wiccan. I am 15.

Just arrived this very minute.
15:23 Oct 28 2005
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Are kids really this stupid these days?
15:11 Oct 28 2005
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i dont judge people unless they judge me first... and i Dont judge guys based on looks, if your @$$ ugly i will make an exception tho... and i hate being Hated







Stuff like this really makes me wonder about the state of the modern education system.

Well at least i know to whom to turn in my time of Vr need.
14:53 Oct 28 2005
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Maybe i should ask an acolyte how to stop getting welcomed to the site.

So very tired.
23:41 Oct 27 2005
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I was in college at 09:30, class ended at 12:30. I got home are 20:30.

Damn homeless people!!!!
19:26 Oct 26 2005
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This is taken direct from a profile on here, i have not changed a single thing.



"bisexual living in a hobophobic enviroment."

"hobophobic"

DIT & STD's
19:10 Oct 26 2005
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I spent my morning in a *crit and that went well, my photograph was well received and I got a few complements. Ill post it in my portfolio later. My project was to research a photographer named Weegee who worked in 1930’s new york. He would listen to a police scanner and when he heard about a murder, mob hit or car crash he would race to the scene and take photographs, most times he was even there before the police themselves. Anyway, after doing this project and looking at about 50 different murder/crime scenes as I was walking up to a class I have in a separate building to my usual one I passed by a real life crime scene. On Tuesday a woman’s body was thrown from a car just across the street from my college so I spent my lunch break looking around and just observing the **Gardai. I just found it strange that I would spend two weeks looking at murder scenes in books and then by chance get to see a real one the day my project was due.



After I saw this I went into the building and in the main entrance they were handing out “student survival guides”. These are basically a free publication packed with information about college life and well…..STD’s. That is the majority of the book, there is a little about finance and accommodation and even about drugs but for the most part it is a book about condoms and yeast infections. With this booklet they were also handing out free condoms and little packets of lube. I took one of the guides as I thought it would be full of journal fodder but I laughed my ass off when I read the packet of lube they were handing out, it said “Made in Thailand” and all I could think about was a suggested name for the product:

Lady boy’s choice

Thailand’s finest Lube.



I decided against taking a free condom and packet of lube as I have no use for either. I will be sure to find some choice information in the booklet to post soon, while flicking through it in class I already found several funny things in the drugs section and there is even a section for gay guys telling them how to come out of the closet, this section will definitely be quoted in the near future.











*Critical evaluation

** Irish police force.

Things that irritate me.
19:00 Oct 26 2005
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When you rate someone’s profile and you give your honest opinion. Lets say they have maybe a paragraph or two and a few pictures but nothing ground breaking. SO i rate this profile a 5/6. However suddenly this person becomes a premium member and heads straight to my profile and rates me a 5.



I was under the impression it was not an I'll rate you what you rate me situation. I thought it was based on originality and content. It just seems so childish and petty,

if you dont give me a 10 im going to rate you what you gave me regardless of what is in my profile.

Spunk
09:32 Oct 24 2005
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I am sitting in class at the moment and im supposed to be listening but i cant, i just cant.



Well this entry is about this morning.



At about 07:40 while driving though the phoenix park a deer tried to run across the road and caused the car to jam on its brakes. The deer continued to run and i looked across to my right and BAM the deer got smacked by a car. I presume the deer died as the car hit it in the head and it wasnt dawdling.

I hope it is dead, because if it isnt dead its hurt bad.



P.s. Those are gaelic football goals or G.A.A

00:53 Oct 24 2005
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Why is it that on almost every profile created by 13-15 year old girls there is a photo or a gif of two boys kissing?



I mean dont they realise that if they are kissing each other, they are not going to want to kiss the girl?



Also they will steal your "pumps" and hair removal products, not to mention your hair-care/moisturisers.

Tis the season...
23:09 Oct 22 2005
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Spider Cheesecake

Funny story.
22:20 Oct 19 2005
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Well today in college i was sitting in the computer room before class and i overheard someone talking from my class and what was said was enough to make me almost fall out of my chair.



He is a gay guy but i dont hold that against him as he isnt at all camp and he doesnt parade it around like a badge of honour.



He had gone out drinking last night and gotten really drunk and come home and gone to bed.

This morning his mother came into his room to tell him it was almost time for him to get up and when he pulled back the covers from over himself he found that he was in bed with two other guys.



Imagine being that guys mother.

I am touched.
23:57 Oct 17 2005
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Concerning Daire, he is by far the best of the VR Administrators. He follows the guidelines I have set down to the letter, and he enforces them without exception. As such, he tends to get a bad rap. But the fact of the matter is, he is the best at following VR policy and always takes action regardless of how it may make him look publicly.

Can anyone tell me whats wrong with this picture?
09:05 Oct 17 2005
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Are you a virgin?: no

Are you kinky?: times

Do you like biting?: yes

Do you masturbate?: no

Do you watch pornography?: no (i'm 13)









This was taken from one of those quiz things from a profile on this very site. Am i the only one that sees something wrong with it?

23:34 Oct 14 2005
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I just got a package today that i reported lost two days ago.

The company have already shipped me a replacement for the package i received today which is about 18 days late.

Good news is i dont have to pay anything, second good news is that i am an honest person and will be returning the replacement package.

Teenage bus babes......WHAT??
22:49 Oct 13 2005
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I was sitting on the *bus and i was just staring off into space when suddenly something happened that made me take pause. A group of 20 teenage girls were getting on the bus. usually this is where i bitch and moan about the dribble they were spouting and how they were dressed as sluts etc... but this time i actually have positive things to say about these girls.



Well firstly, every single one of them that got on the bus was deaf. And this is the best part, they were quiet, oh so quiet.



Not one of them made a sound, apart from one of them that tended to grunt every few seconds but that was just amusing.



However today’s bus journeys were not irritation free on my way in to the city this morning i once again was just sitting there minding my own business when all of a sudden i hear,

"Hello".



I look down and there is a young boy of about 6 sitting in front of me,



"Hello", i replied.



"Are you on your own?"



"Yes."



"Are you lonely?"



"No."



"Why is no-one with you?"



"Because i have to go into town."



"Why?"



"I have to go to college."



"How old are you?"



"23."



"I can bate you, I can **bate all ages, 9,10,13,23, I can bate everyone."



"Oh really?"



There is more to this but after this all of my answers consisted of "Uh-huh" and "Hmmm".



_______________________________



*this is the first of those bus stories this year



** Bate - To beat up

Fuck memory lane, this was a fucking motorway.
00:59 Oct 11 2005
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I was just watching an episode of Thundercats and i haven’t seen it in years but the second the intro music started i actually got chills. Oh for the days of violent and cheesy kids animations that aren’t anime or aimed at girls and are about learning to trust yourself and not wear makeup and never listen to that one mean girl.



All i ask of my kids shows is a big sword, dodgy dialogue and plenty of fights.

School boy porn.
19:35 Oct 10 2005
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I was walking my dog today in the fields and it was raining and i was walking through this little clearing when i came across something that sparked a memory.



I found a torn, soggy and really tacky porno mag.

And it made me laugh. As jaded as i am with real porn, i mean you see one you’ve seen them all i couldn’t help but smile when i saw this thing. It was all soggy from being in the rain and it looked like it was from the 80's but what made me laugh was the image of a small group of young boys all huddled around this magazine all trying to get a look and some barely visible nipple or mound of pubes.



Ahh for the innocence of childhood.

00:14 Oct 08 2005
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For the next few days/weeks i am going to be a hardass simply because i will be grumpy due to lack of sleep and long days and exposure to harmful chemicals.



Dont complain, you have been warned.

Jap wisdom from ages past.
21:47 Oct 06 2005
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Reading my Hagakure book i noticed that it is full of little helpful tit bits of information.



I thought id share two of the more useable pieces of advice with the good people of Vr. Well the select few who read my journal anyway.

A step too far.
21:41 Oct 06 2005
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Does anyone remember "Top Trumps". Well i do.



Walking home today i saw something that made me stop and pick something off the dirty dirty ground. It was a "Bratz" top trumps card.



Anyone who doesn’t know what bratz are i.e. the lucky ones. Bratz are the skanky new semi-"goth" dolls aimed at little girls to replace barbie.



Well i do not have a high opinion of the young girls of today as it is but this just pushed me over the edge.



I am going to post the card, front and back in here just so you can see what i saw.

Well i dont want to go on about this for too long so i will just give the two or three main problems i have with this kind of thing.



1. It is aimed at young girls, yet the character on the back of the card has big dick sucking lips, bedroom eyes and the word "Flirt" on her belt.



2. Modern society is getting so that girls are getting interested in fashion and fame younger and younger, they dont run around anymore, they dont skip and they dont draw horses on the ground with chalk. They play "Bratz" top trumps.

00:28 Oct 05 2005
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Darknessbounds last journal entry mentioned her doing a search for her name, i did the same thing and look what i found..........this is Weird



P.s. They stole my name, not the other way around.

268
00:22 Oct 05 2005
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This is the 268th entry in this journal section, so i thought it fitting to mention that my house number is:

268

Show me yours, I'll show you mine.
00:13 Oct 05 2005
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Today i was playing doctor, or rather vet.



A couple of days ago my dog broke his dew claw in half and today i noticed it was swollen so when i gave it a squeeze loads of puss flowed out.

Puss = Infection = Visit to the vet.



So i went down to the vet in the village and got him looked at. It turns out that he did have an infection so i bought some anti-biotics, some anti-inflammation cream and some pain killers as the broken nail is in an awkward position and he cant go a day without banging it off something.



In the vets however i had to do everything as because he is in pain he is extremely grumpy. With most animals this is hardly a problem, but my dog is a big dog and a grumpy big dog at that. So i weighed him, cleaned and dried his wound and generally moved him around in painful ways so the vet could look him over.



He did growl at me and bear his teeth and that is a sign that he is in extreme pain as normally he wouldn’t think of growling at me.



For the next 10 days i have to administer his anti-biotics, creams and painkillers. In doing this i realised that the painkillers i was given for the dog need to be carefully administered or he could overdose. So it needs to be exact measurements given with a syringe.

Munky nuts.
21:50 Oct 03 2005
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No offence to the people that wrote these if they ever happen to stumble across it. But while looking for a new journal that might be interesting i stumbled upon some words that just about made me fall off my chair.

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Life sucks.....i think my boyfriend is starting to hate me again......



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Today is one of those day that i just wanna slit my wrists and die. And these days it mainly happens all the time i dont get why



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BEAT THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF THAT PUNCHING BUT I KINDA PAID THE PRICE. I DREW BLOOD OUT OF THE SKIN AND PEELED BENEATH THE SURFACE TO FIND A NEW SCAR BENEATH. IT HURT NOT AS MUCH AS I THOUGHT IT WAS. BUT IT DID SEND MY AGRESSION INTO ANOTHER LEVEL AND I KNEW IF I DIDNT LET IT OUT I WOULD LET IT OUT ON SOMEONE. LIKE A QUICK FURY HURRICANE I WOULD OF KILLED SOMEONE WITH MY BARE HANDS. OH YEAH I FORGOT TO SAY THAT I HAD A BAD INCIDENT HAPPEN YESTERDAY. WE WERE ON A MISSION AND IT WAS LIKE 8 O CLOCK AT NIGHT DUSTY DARK AND FUCKING HARD TO SEE. WELL I FELL INTO A DITCH AND HURT SOME PPL. NOT BAD BUT BAD ENOUGH TO PISS THEM OFF AND SEND THEM INTO A FRENZY. I GUESS I GOTTA BE MORE CAREFUL. KIND SAD AND MAD AT MYSELF NOT ANYMORE BUT I WAS. BLOOD ESCAPED THE EVERLONGING SCAR THAT SCRAPES MY SKIN. TEARS ME IN TWO AND I FEEL IT RIP ME INTO PEICES OF NOTHING. SIMPLY HARDER THAN I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE TO FIND THE OTHER PART OF ME. NOT WANTING THIS AND HATING MYSELF FOREVER. IT HURTS TO SEE MYSELF IN THE BROKEN MIRROR. TOODLES DARK ONES.

GP20



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I really need to find something to read soon.

01:17 Oct 01 2005
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I posted this on August 27th, but it still makes me laugh. What makes me laugh even harder is people were rating it 10's.(Look at the dates of the comments.)



Lol Retards.

01:10 Oct 01 2005
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I just sneezed and it hurt oh so much.







Ouch.