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I had planned to include photos
20:10 Nov 28 2007
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I was in the little Japanese building in the college a while ago and I was rooting around in the library and I found a book entitled:

How to Sex



Anyone familiar with engrish would enjoy that book on an incalculable level.



I was going to include exerts and pictures, yes it was illustrated and photo-documented.



But I couldn't find any pictures that were funny enough to include in this entry and not dirty enough to require censorship.



As for the little quotes I had wanted to include, I just forgot, no excuses, just forgot to look for them.



I am sure you can google the book though, it was amusing.

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21:13 Nov 23 2007
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Fuckface.

I should have been meaner but I was feeling generous.
22:58 Nov 16 2007
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PSP
02:56 Nov 16 2007
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I am writing this on the new PSP me and Flan just bought as a joint Xmass gift. Jealous? You're jealous.

I keep my promises
05:22 Nov 13 2007
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Me and Flannery were driving along one day and we were over-taken by a hummer (I am using tiny font because the one word that should be ignored is hummer .) And we got to talking about how much we despise hummer s and people that buy hummers knowing all that we know in this day and age about global warming etc...



During the course of that discussion I said that the next hummer I walked passed I was going to spit on.



Today we were at the mall and guess what I walked by. Now guess what I did.

From Stabb
20:18 Nov 12 2007
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*http://www.freerice.com/

18:43 Nov 12 2007
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Flannery was upstairs talking to me and I didn't respond, so she got pissed at me and walked away.



However in my defense I have a good reason for not responding. I wasn’t in the room at the time. She was talking to an empty pile of bed covers while I was downstairs sitting on the couch.

Only
18:38 Nov 12 2007
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"You may only post pictures where you are the model or where you are the photographer."



Just one little word and it makes all the difference.

I couldn't help myself
01:31 Nov 11 2007
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On 18:20:57 Nov 10 2007 theforgotenones wrote:



so if your the master whos your maden.



On 18:24:34 Nov 10 2007 Daire wrote:



Well the only maden I know is the guy who commentates on american football, John Madden. But that has two d's.



I can only assume you meant to ask who is my maiden. And if that was the case I can safely say that I don't have one.



On 18:36:43 Nov 10 2007 theforgotenones wrote:



your 25 right.

cant you find one at all where you are?





On 18:38:09 Nov 10 2007 Daire wrote:



I am not looking for a new one.



On 18:43:26 Nov 10 2007 theforgotenones wrote:



do you got a gf?

its my only ? left to ask ,i got to go.

bye



On 18:44:47 Nov 10 2007 Daire wrote:



Yes, I “got” a girlfriend.



On 19:49:10 Nov 10 2007 theforgotenones wrote:



thats good me to.



On 19:49:44 Nov 10 2007 Daire wrote:



ok then.



On 19:58:37 Nov 10 2007 theforgotenones wrote:



(i was not looking for a bf or gf)

my gf's still pure an thats the way i wont her.



On 20:00:01 Nov 10 2007 Daire wrote:



The way you won't her huh. I am not sure you will even see the joke in that.





On 20:06:36 Nov 10 2007 theforgotenones wrote:



i see the joke and truth behind everything i right

but we are young an we cares.

have a nice night.



On 20:08:47 Nov 10 2007 Daire wrote:



Well if you see the joke maybe you would be so good as to point it out to me, just so I can be sure we see the same joke.





On 20:34:04 Nov 10 2007 theforgotenones wrote:



the joke in it that i see is that were still young an wont stay pure forever.

but that dose not matter because even in a hart as dark as mine i only need my angle to find the light

(“english___

i only need her as her and she will be mine”)



On 20:43:45 Nov 10 2007 Daire wrote:



Well no, the joke was that you said that your girlfriend was pure and that was the way you wont her.



You had meant to say want her, but wont her implies you wont do anything to make her unpure.





On 20:48:56 Nov 10 2007 theforgotenones wrote:



i wont do any thing to make unpure

an she seems close to begging but she also understands why.

if you can find a love like hers an still be a man that would shock me.



On 20:49:23 Nov 10 2007 Daire wrote:



Uh huh.

Second stupid message today and its only 10:25
18:26 Nov 10 2007
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On 18:20:57 Nov 10 2007 theforgotenones wrote:



so if your the master whos your maden.





On 18:24:58 Nov 10 2007 Daire wrote:



Well the only maden I know is the guy who commentates on american football, John Madden. But that has two d's.



I can only assume you meant to ask who is my maiden. And if that was the case I can safely say that I don't have one.

Even after a follow up system message...
18:18 Nov 10 2007
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I am still getting stupid messages from stupid people. It is a simple concept people. If your portfolio isn't suspended then the message wasn't for you. DER!!!

Another 666
05:01 Nov 10 2007
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666

Simpsons
02:27 Nov 10 2007
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I hate the simpsons now. They used to be clever but now there is not one clever joke in an episode and its nothing but name dropping and rip offs.



There is an episode on TV right now that is butchering batman.



Not only are they butchering batman they also have him killing people.



The entire point of batman is that he refuses to kill.



Seriously, if I ever bump into someone that is involved in writing these new episodes they are going to get a severe beating?

Morning Muffin-ation
04:50 Nov 09 2007
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I made this little muffin-ation (animation about a morning muffin) because this happened me today while I was eating a morning muffin.

07:23 Nov 05 2007
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I guess I’m just a glutton for punishment.

Best use of the word nigger ever.
00:55 Nov 05 2007
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I dream of a world without borders.
20:54 Nov 02 2007
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