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The speed of light......porn
12:46 Mar 31 2006
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I was doing a video search because there is footage i want to see involving an experiment that happened a while ago involving the speed of light.



I did a search for:



The speed of light video footage



What i got was :



• Cute redhead babe takes off her panties and pees



• Horny chick fucked hard by big thick cock on top of kitchen table





If anyone figures out why i got these two hits please let me know, its not as if light or speed is mentioned in there anywhere or within a word.



There is no reason for my search to pull up those two as the top results.

A week of no sleep makes Daire grumpy.
16:05 Mar 30 2006
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From the mouth of "babes".
15:25 Mar 30 2006
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Neo maxi zoom dweebie.
23:49 Mar 29 2006
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There is a movie that reminds me of someone. Lately i have been seeing a lot of references and copies and showings of this movie on Tv. I also happen to be thinking about this person a lot. Coincidence.

Pop ups.
23:26 Mar 29 2006
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I just got a pop up that showed two cows having sex......What kind of sites have i been visiting to get that one?

07:06 28th March 2006
07:07 Mar 28 2006
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I went to bed on friday......I don't think ive been back since. And today is Tuesday. At least im pretty sure its Tuesday.

I.Q
02:25 Mar 25 2006
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The other day i did an I.Q test online simply for the sake of doing it.



I don't trust online Iq testing, i don’t think its accurate.



Oh well, i got an email today that saying because i scored the highest Iq on that test that day or that week or some period of time that they were going to send me the in-depth report for free.



Usually on this site you do the IQ test, they tell you your result and ask for $15 if you want to see how you scored and why you scored etc...



So sure enough i got the thingy that explains my Iq score and it turns out i scored within the 90th percentile in my mathematics and linguistics and i scored in the top 70% of the visual sequencing section.





On the plus side i wasn't asked to buy anything or give any money, so chances are its not a scam.

Today today today and today again.
15:27 Mar 23 2006
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Things are looping on me.



I see the same people walk the same street three times. I see the same woman drop her shopping again and again.



I see the same fat black man get on a bus.





I think i fell asleep with my eyes open today, there is no other explanation. I saw the same gimp walk passed me twice within minutes, both times going the same direction, both times making the same facial expressions and gestures. There is no way he could have walked passed me, then gotten back to where he started and walked passed again without me seeing him go by in the opposite direction.



Also i don't remember 3/4 of my bus journey, i was looking out the window, i blinked and then i am at the last stop.



Narcolepsy is a bitch.

00:24 Mar 22 2006
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"excuse me u ugly ass bitch..i didnt write that my sisiter did she likes getting in my profile since she knowns the password..and u cant tell me to get off this site seeing ur only a fuckin whelp!! the first level out of 25!!! i'm like 11 levels about u i've been here for 3 years bitch and i'm daires cousin knowing that i can report ur ass to him and he can banned u off this site for as long as i ask so u better take that comment u left off my profile befor i do so...by the way this (child) is 17 and i'll be 18 the 28 of this month so go fuck urself bitch!"





The above is a message sent to another member of this site.



If i catch anyone trying this kind of crap again i will make it my mission to remove every trace of them from this site.



Also note she says she has been here for 3 years. The site isnt 3 years old.

For all....
00:24 Mar 21 2006
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For all the complaining and bitching i do....



For all the times i say i cant stand other people...



And for all the self pity,





There is still one person that i can think about and relax and they are the one person i cant do anything for.

No sleep.
16:13 Mar 20 2006
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Last night i got 0 hours and 0 minutes of sleep.



However something positive did come out of my nocturnal dilemma.



It was 04:00. House is silent, apart from the audio book i had playing in the background (Harry Potter and The Prisoner of Azkaban read by Stephen Fry). Suddenly i hear a thunk downstairs.



I cock my head and listen for a while and i can hear voices in the kitchen and the dog mooching around.



After a minute i decided that it wasn’t in my head and i really was hearing the dog fidget.



So i went downstairs, still in my sleeping atire (a select few will know what that means) and sure enough there were noises in the kitchen.



The dog had tried to get up onto the couch, which he knows he is not allowed to do. As he was getting up he had stood on the remote control for the Tv and it came on.



It must have scared him to suddenly hear voices behind him as he was doing something he is not allowed to do because he got straight down and was pacing the kitchen in a guilty way.



When he saw me he held his head low as an apology and i just told him to go back to bed, rubbed his head a little and went back to bed.

FUCK YOU!!!!
01:53 Mar 20 2006
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FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING RETARDED FUCKING BASTARDS.



I JUST HAD TO DELETE 159 IMAGES FROM A PORTFOLIO. THEY WERE ALL ANIME AND OTHER ASORTED ANIMATED IMAGES AND YET EVERY SINGLE FUCKING COMMENT ON THE PORTFOLIO SAID.



WELL DONE,

NICE PICS

GREAT WORK HERES A FUCKING 10!!!





YOU PEOPLE ARE FUCKING SIMPLE IN THE FUCKING HEAD.

I got OWNED!!!!!
01:36 Mar 20 2006
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Thank you Imagesinwords

Inspiration = 40% perspiration 60% laying awake all night.
17:17 Mar 19 2006
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Well from anyone that wonders where my ideas come from, this is a very typical start to one.



Laying in bed, about 04:30. Pitch Black.



Suddenly its a mad scrabble to find a piece of blank paper and a pen that works.



So the above is written in the dark, left handed, half in bed, half leaning out onto the floor.

Everyone knows the little Foetus things.
21:49 Mar 18 2006
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Well i made mine better.

Rude people.
19:51 Mar 18 2006
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On 01:19:38 Mar 18 2006 Daire wrote:



I think your last account got "fucked" because your name was Saqpphire and i assume you wanted it to read sapphire.







On 19:43:58 Mar 18 2006 sapphire040901 wrote:



i dont care if u give a fuck what my name is.thank u and have a good life



On 19:46:40 Mar 18 2006 Daire wrote:



I was just being nice and explaining why your last account was messed up.



On 19:47:38 Mar 18 2006 sapphire040901 wrote:



willl i am sorry.i am just on here to make make firends.













** What this person does not realise is that she also caused the original Sapphire to become locked out of her account multiple times and each time requiring a new password.



On top of that i stopped her being suspended when Darknessbound found a second account with her Id.



And this is how i am rewarded for my troubles?

I suspect foul play.
05:09 Mar 18 2006
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On Mar 17 2006 you submitted the following request for help:



Subject: love



Question: what sould i do if im in love with a administrator? and he dosent know it yet? i dont want to sound dorkt but i dont know what to do ?







WARNING! This message is from a Vampire Rave Acolyte. Acoylte's are regular Vampire Rave members who have agreed to assist newer Vampire Rave members. As such, the information they provide may not always be 100% accurate.



If an Acolyte treats you in what you feel to be an inappropriate manner, please report the situation to Cancer. Do not delete messages you have received from the Acoylte.





On 04:40:29 Mar 18 2006 NightBlossom wrote:



Well if it's Daire, I'm sure he'll give you his peice of mind, this is for real questions ONLY. Get a life and tell the person.





On 04:41:46 Mar 18 2006 Vira wrote:



thanks i just didnt know how you helped me alot



On 04:42:46 Mar 18 2006 NightBlossom wrote:



May I ask who you're new found love is?



On 04:43:30 Mar 18 2006 Vira wrote:



daire like you already predicted

Something i just noticed.
00:28 Mar 15 2006
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I've been wearing my boxers back to front all day.

Impersonation is the highest form of flattery.
01:53 Mar 14 2006
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Daire TRYING to impersonate Cancer :











*Taken from Nicnivian's journal.

Can anyone tell me what this person was trying to say?
20:12 Mar 13 2006
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im jesse and im from new york city . im not a member of any house im planing 2 move 2 chicago i will like 2 see how ur house looks i slittler around . u got a awsome web page i hope u contact me.

01:30 Mar 13 2006
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Well drinking has actually cheered me up.



I went to get a drink, all we had was port. So i got a bottle of port.



I sat down with the bottle, uncorked it and then poured a glass.



Then i looked at the bottle.

*This isn't the bottle i have. The bottle i have is (lol) Cockburn's Special Reserve

01:12 Mar 13 2006
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Im still in a mood.



Im getting a drink.

01:36 Mar 12 2006
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Im feeling very Nihilistic at the moment.

23:37 Mar 11 2006
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"Oh yeah, they're comming in all the way from oklahoma"





I cant watch the opening of Kill Bill 2. The friends are all such fake, generic and basicly plain characters. And of course there is a token black friend. I just can't bring myself to watch it.

Memory spark.
01:11 Mar 11 2006
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I am watching "Spirited Away" and the evil witch in the bathhouse is smoking a cigarette (you’d never see this in a mainstream modern animation).



Well she takes a drag on the cigarette and blows the smoke out of her nose.



When i was younger and we would visit my great aunt i would sit on the floor in front of her while she was smoking and ask her to blow the smoke out of her nose. I thought it was the coolest thing.

Politics should not be a popularity contest.
23:52 Mar 10 2006
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On the news here is a big bru - ha - ha about the teaching of stupidity.....sorry, i meant the teaching of "intelligent design" in schools in england.



Am i surprised at this? No not really, bush spoke about his belief on this matter not long ago and now his little lap dog blair is jumping on the bush wagon.





That is the thing about modern politics. They try and please everyone at once. You go for the religious people by playing their religion, you go for the rich people by lowering taxes for high earners.





Here is the truth of the matter as i see it. If you go into politics, you are being paid to ARGUE. Not to kiss ass and make people happy. You are supposed to cause a fuss. You are supposed to make enemies.



YOU CANNOT LEAD A COUNTRY IF YOU ARE WORRIED ABOUT PISSING SOMEONE OFF WITH A DECISION.



You cannot play to all people all the time. Choose a side and fucking stick to it.

Old things.
16:37 Mar 10 2006
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For no reason today i decided to watch a few of my old videos. I ended up watching episodes 1-4 of "The Guyver". Anyone who claims to like anime and is un-aware of this should be ashamed.



The basic story is something similar to spider-man.



Nerd likes girl, nerd gets exposed to alien substance, Nerd becomes fighting machine.



As i was watching it i was amazed that although i havent watched them in well over a year, maybe more i could still remember most of the words to the opening sequence and the script.



Of course being Japanese manga the script is a little plain and self explanatory.



Still good stuff though.

So today.
16:05 Mar 09 2006
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I was walking down to the bus and there was a dog, obviously a young dog. A black lab. and as I was walking along he looked up and the second he saw me his tail started to wag. He then ran right at me and started to nudge my hand etc.... i rubbed his head and continued on my way. On my way home today there was another dog. And again this dog the second he saw me made a V line straight for me, tail wagging. I don’t know what it was, but dogs loved me today.





Anyway, today i was walking in the city and i was waiting to cross the road. The lights for the traffic go red, the pedestrian lights go green. After about 3 seconds i start to cross the road. I then look up and stop. Some fucker talking on a mobile phone had run the red light.



Now it wasn’t as if he was already across and the light changed, nor was it a situation where the traffic flow had continued on through the light and he just followed it.



A stream of cars had gone by me, then there was a 5-10 second pause when no cars were coming then my light changed. Then my 3 seconds then this fucker ran the light.



Well Mr fuck face, i got a good look at you and you were talking away on your mobile phone. Not only did i get a look at you, but i got your licence number.

98 D 60825



If i ever see you again you are getting your tyres slashed and your window put through. Casual law breaking like that really pisses me off. And I’m even more pissed off because if i wasn’t as paranoid and wired as i usually am i wouldn’t have looked up and you would have hit me. Fucker.

15:37 Mar 09 2006
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Am I the only one who sees problems with this mode of thought?

Wordgames
22:40 Mar 08 2006
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I was in my Nanas house today and her and my uncle always watch a show called "countdown".



Its a tv gameshow where conestants have to form words out of a set of letters they are given and they have to use a batch of numbers to reach a set target etc... And they are given 30 seconds to do each task.



So its a fairly smart kind of show.



So there i was drinking a cup of tea and having small talk with my nana and watching countdown and it got the the round where they have to make the words and one of the words they made was:

Taint.



I just started laughing but i couldn't bring myself to explain the joke.



If you dont get this joke either then you aren't Jason, Khayman or Nicnivian.

Cyber sex.
01:52 Mar 07 2006
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Hey babe, wanna do it? My cock is 1.3 gigs.

Passport shots, past and present.
21:14 Mar 06 2006
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Age: 16 filler filler Age: 19 filler filler Age: 23

Who'd have thunk it. (this was written by a third party about MY journal, these arent my words, hence the italics.)
20:37 Mar 06 2006
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Better Than Sex







I have just spent a little over 3 hours reading a journal



Thats right THREE HOURS



I read it all

front to back over a year of personal entries with a little bit of poetry and random bits of information thrown in.



Usually this would bore me.

I get bored reading my own drivel and I've lived that.



Not to say whats happening in your life is not important, not exciting/horrible/tragic/wonderful

I guess it's one of those things that I just don't "feel".



Anyway, as I said: Usually this would bore me.

I spent the past 3 hours enthralled and captivated.

Really doesn't matter WHO it was, although I expect this happens often with this particular journal, but it takes a lot to impress me, and it drew me in an would not let go.



Since I was first introduced to this journal i have been wanting to go through the whole thing and I'm glad I finally did.



I 'm going through a tough time right now and the author, although not writing for anyone has given me laughs on a daily basis and words that have been the highlight of my days.



For that I thank you.

More telepathic nonsense.
20:06 Mar 06 2006
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I was in the shower today and I was laughing to myself about the episode of the simpsons where Burns is a vampire.



"Another local peasant has been found dead, drained of his blood with two teeth marks on his throat. This black cape was found on the scene. (It is labelled "Dracula.") Police are baffled."



Anyway, i was laughing to myself, hours pass. I go downstairs and switch on the Tv and what do i see? The episode of the simpsons where burns is a vampire.



What are the odds?

12:34 Mar 03 2006
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While my computer was on holiday with my brother last week I decided to use the opportunity to get behind my desk where there is usually a whole mess of wires etc.. and clean it up a little.



While cleaning I came across a few things I had all but forgotten.



The first scan here is of a piece of homework I was given years and years ago. It is not the fact that it was homework that made me scan it, it was the fact that within 10 minutes of being handed this piece of paper I had doodled all over it.



The second scan is a scan of the back of the above piece of paper, I was not content with face value scribbling, you have to turn the page over to get the full effect.

And lastly there is an old passport photo of myself at the age of 16.









This was taken just before a holiday to Portugal because I needed my own passport.

Leprechauns, pizza and bedroom eyes.
13:31 Mar 02 2006
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This entry will contain two scans of flyers I got handed today. One while walking through the city the other was left in my porch when I got home.











This first one is the one I was given in town. It is a St. Patricks day special deal for some gym.



And here is why it is being entered. What exactly does St. Patrick, leprechauns and indeed the Irish have to do with physical fitness? Of all the things that spring to any mind when you say you are irish having a buff bod is not one of them.



So I just don’t understand their link, a leprechaun in a pot of gold….advertising a gym….No. I still don’t get it. Sorry.











This second entry is the flier that was left in my porch. It has a representation of the simpsons, I’m sure anyone who looks at it recognises them. I have cleared the advert and the logo as I do not wish to advertise the company or the product.



My gripe with this flier is one, the simpsons have finally given in to mass marketing on this side of the pond. Never before now were the simpsons linked to any one company or product and they were not used to sell something. Sure they had merchandise, but they were never corporate shills before now.



This new quandary also links in with what in my opinion is the death of real social commentary within the media. The simpons used to poke fun at modern american culture, at modern culture in general. But now every episode consists of a current affairs topic e.g. gay marriage. This subject is then smothered under non-stop heavy handed, derivative and clichéd jokes. What’s worse is that now almost every episode has a guest celebrity. Most of the episode just consists of name dropping and its not even subtle, there are lines that read;



"Look its (insert celebrities named here)".



No longer does the simpons make sly remarks at modern culture, it bows down and bends over for it. No longer does it tell people how it is, it just gives people what they want.



Now as for the flier itself. Just look at it. Really look at it.



There is Bart, in the foreground looking bored/disgusted. Look at his body, he is a non-descript androgynous little orb. The same can be said of Homer. He has his usual dimwit smile and again an amorphous, sexless blob.



Now look at Marge.



She is obviously female, she is wearing a very form fitting dress, complete with sexy little elbow gloves. There is a female curve to her hips and her cleavage is showing. She has bedroom eyes. She also has a suggestive smile on her face.



Contrary to popular belief I don’t have a problem with sex or the female form. I just have reservations about its use with the aim to sell pizza. What bothers me more is that I have this crap delivered to my door and the conformation of my views on the downfall of the simpsons.

Victims.
14:45 Mar 01 2006
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Wah wah wah Daire is mean. All I did was break some rules and he shouted at me....boo hoo hoooooooo.



I’m going to tell everyone how he picked on me for no reason and called me names.



Then after this i messaged him back with loads of attitude and he told me he didn’t care what i thought, wahhhhhhhhh its not fair, he is just picking on me because he is an admin.