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Cocoon23:35 Jun 24 2010
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Is just a good, well told story. If they tried to make a movie like this these days they would get laughed right out of Hollywood.
02:55 Jun 23 2010
Times Read: 870
Another productive day, X'ing advertisements on Facebook and using offensive as the feedback reason for all of them.
Fucking idiots. A worldwide problem.
02:07 Jun 23 2010
Times Read: 895
Man tells court girl had sex with goblins
Last updated: Thu, 12 Nov 2009 14:59:19 GMT
A ZIMBABWEAN man charged with having sex with an under-age girl stunned a court by claiming she had in fact slept with goblins.
John Munkombwe, 29, is accused of having sex with the 16-year-old girl and impregnating her.
The age of consent in Zimbabwe is 18 years.
Appearing before Binga magistrate Stephen Ndlovu last week, Munkombwe denied statutory rape and suggested her pregnancy was probably the act of goblins, a local newspaper reported.
Prosecutor, Bruce Maphosa, told the court that Munkombwe met the teenager sometime in August last year and they got into a relationship, Umthunywa reported.
The girl, who cannot be named, appeared in the courtroom and gave her account. She said she had sex with Munkombwe on three occasions before she fell pregnant.
But when he took the witness stand, Munkombwe denied having a relationship or sleeping with the girl.
He told the court: "I have been tried before in the chief's court but I have maintained my innocence, and I still deny the charges. I have heard it said that she was impregnated by goblins, I certainly don't know her."
Prosecutor Maphosa accused Munkombwe of "telling fibs under oath".
Zimbabwe is a country steeped in beliefs in the super natural. The country just recently changed colonial legislation to recognise the existence of witchcraft.
Hey, Thierry Henry21:20 Jun 17 2010
Times Read: 936
SUCKIT!
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My ex just got knocked up.05:21 Jun 17 2010
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Kismet20:54 Jun 16 2010
Times Read: 968
I like mine.
E E E19:46 Jun 15 2010
Times Read: 974
Can you break my secret code?
Yes, my grapes are sour.22:40 Jun 14 2010
Times Read: 982
Dear Rock Band, Guitar Hero, Dj Hero.21:57 Jun 13 2010
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Fuck off.
04:35 Jun 11 2010
Times Read: 1,028
My brain. She hurts.01:43 Jun 07 2010
Times Read: 1,046
Are you as Crotch-Tastic as me? Just click the pic to find out.16:15 Jun 05 2010
Times Read: 1,068
Also.17:42 Jun 04 2010
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You'd think it couldn't happen but the Great Dane got bigger since we were gone.
Thank you DieAnna01:27 Jun 01 2010
Times Read: 942
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Fizbop
23:59 Jun 24 2010
I would agree with that. Wonder if they'll try to remake "The Last Star Fighter"
Daire
00:00 Jun 25 2010
Oh how I do hope not.
RedQueen
06:06 Jun 25 2010
I adored that movie- and you're right- and I"m not sure if it was the story or the age of the actors that would get em laughed out.
RedQueen
01:58 Jun 29 2010
Also, another of my favs along those lines was "Batteries not included"