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Portfolio Nazi.
23:20 Aug 31 2005
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Well as the title suggests i am a Nazi.



I gather up all the crappy portfolios and i gas them and then burry them in a mass grave.



Being the Nazi that i am i can no longer stand quietly by as people lower the collective IQ of this site.



Ok, i may miss a few portfolios here and there and they upload images that shouldn’t be there, fine, that’s ok. Ill get to them sooner or later.

But what i am sick and tired of is telling someone to change their portfolio and being told;



"But everyone else has those kind of images in their portfolios, why are you picking on me."



Secondly, i am really sick and tired of people seeing that a portfolio is nothing but contraband images and still rating it and leaving a comment saying;



"Cool images."



TELL THE PERSON THE IMAGES ARENT ALLOWED YOU STUPID FUCK WIT. DONT BE A TWO FACED LITTLE GIT AND JUST RATE IT TO BOOST YOUR OWN RANK.



And lastly im tired of seeing empty portfolios with a rating of between 7 and 10. With a multitude of comments along the lines of;



"Where are the pics, lol. ill give you a 10 anyway."

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Thinking about these people makes my head hurt.

Musical Theatre bad.
23:39 Aug 27 2005
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Well tonight I brought someone to watch a musical. “South Pacific”.



It’s a story about a French man, an american woman and some navy lads in the south pacific during WW2.



It.Was.Crap.



The set was terrible, the acting was crap and the sound was crap. In every scene they used the exact same props and sets. For example there was what was meant to be a wing from an airplane. Ok I can understand that they would have the wing of an airplane in the scenes with the navy. However the wing appeared in every scene. In the French guys house, there was the wing. In the navy officers office, there was the wing. On the beach where there is a love scene between an army officer and a native girl.

THERE IS THE WING.



I could understand if it was a cheap little production and they were doing what they could with the set they had on hand but this was a show at the national concert hall. A big venue that usually plays host to all kinds of classy entertainment. Operas, orchestras and other musical productions, usually with tickets running into the €100’s.



What annoyed me the most was that all the bit players, the extra sailors etc were as camp as anything. They wore tiny little short shorts and that stupid little sailor cap and they didn’t go 5 seconds without touching each other while they were on stage, whether doing a dance number or simply standing in the background, they couldn’t keep their hands off each other.



On the way home I learned that the producer and one of the actors were “Partners” and I thought to myself, well at least that explains the gay. But it was no excuse for the bad.





As bad as it was i did have a laugh at a certain scene, not because of what happened on stage but because of what happened in the audience.



For one scene smoke is supposed to come out of the volcano (a shoddy piece of painted cardboard). Anyway the smoke started to come out of the smoke machine which i could clearly see and the funny thing was that there was an old man sitting behind the machine and when it went off he was completely hidden from view. Im guessing that’s why he paid so little for his seat.

23:27 Aug 27 2005
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Lol Retards.

Bag-dog.
20:35 Aug 26 2005
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The other day i was in town and i needed to buy a new school bag.



So i went into an army surplus/outdoor survival place and was looking around at their bags.



A sales person, an Asian guy with a Dublin accent asked if i needed something and i told him i needed a bag. So He pointed out a bag to me and i said yeah that will do.



He then asked me what colour i would like, the green/brown bag or a black one.



I told him it didnt matter to me and which ever was easier for him.



After this i made a comment about getting a discount for being such an easy customer as a joke but he actually gave me a discount.



The bag should have cost me €12.95 however he said he would give it to me for €12.



Hey its not much of a discount but every penny counts.



As i was about to leave the shop, Anjelica pointed out that the logo on the bag was Katz. This being the name of my dog i thought it was rather significant.

Just like me.
19:20 Aug 18 2005
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You know how they say a dog and its owner get to be alike. Facial expressions, little quirks etc..



Well today i discovered an amusing trait in my dog.



We had just started our walk and two dogs started to follow along behind us. When we got to the fields i let the dog off and he ran around with the two other dogs and they all had a great time, for the first 20 or so minutes.



Then my dog started to sniff at the other dogs and it turned out both other dogs were female.



Towards the end of the walk Katz tried to mount one of the other dogs but she was having none of it and snarled at him. But being the persistent little dickens he is he kept trying.



And here is where the character trait comes in.



To stop him from trying to "Get it on" with the other dog i picked up a stick and threw it for him to chase.



So both my dog and I have a similar personality.



We both would rather chase a stick across some fields in the pouring rain then do the sex with some random bitch.

Behold the proof.
17:18 Aug 17 2005
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I just got me tickets to see.
00:13 Aug 16 2005
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I just booked tickets to go see Denis Leary in Dublin on the 24th September.



For those of you who have no idea who he is, go out and shoot yourself in the face. No seriously, go do it.



If you manage to survive come back and look back a while in my journal and you will see him mentioned in a previous entry.



He also stars in the show Rescue Me.



Look where I am going

Lynch-con 2005
19:26 Aug 14 2005
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Well I just got back from the Lynch family reunion 2005.



As entertainment it was crap, as an excuse to see cousins I don’t get to see very often it was good.



We arrived at the pub in Blackwater around 20:00 and it was packed. Not only was it packed it was packed with Lynchs. Moreover it was packed with Lynchs I have never seen and will probably never see again.



Everyone had to wear a name tag.



Mine said:

“If you can read this you’re standing too close.”







At some point in the night a relation of mine walked up to me and went to read my tag and then she got a look as if she wanted to hit me, some people just don’t have a sense of humour. I saw her later that night pointing me out to a senior member of the family that everyone knows as “The Boring One” and the two of them scowled at me and shook their heads before walking away.



What I was never told about the night was that after the meal some genius had arranged for Karaoke. Now of all things that can be said of the Lynch family the one you will never hear is that we are good singers. Granted one or two of my female cousins can sing and in fact some of them did very well. However the majority of the singing was terrible and was undertaken by the owner of the karaoke device and his rather unattractive wife who ambled about while holding a microphone that to me sounded like it wasn’t even switched on.



The most memorable song of the evening was: My Uncle singing “My ding-a-ling, I want you to play with my ding-a-ling.”. My uncle is a balding man in his late 50’s.



I discovered that there is a girl in our family who is retarded. My first contact with her was when she sat at my table and spent a solid 5 minutes packing her face with sausages and chips before walking away to another table to do the exact same thing again without saying a word.



It seems that my family is split into three groups. All related but no-one outside any of the groups knows anyone else and it seemed they wanted to keep it that way. The group I was with have known each other for years but the two other groups were complete strangers to me. The only people I could recognise was my Granddads brother and sister.



After the main even was over I was dragged to a nightclub by my cousins. I hate nightclubs and I tried to say no but apparently no was not among my options and I found myself paying £5 at the door to a shitty nightclub a few minutes later.



Not only does entering a nightclub go against everything I stand for I also had to watch my youngest brother turn away and head back to the pub because he wasn’t going to be able to get in. I wanted to go back with him but I was brought inside and for the first hour I felt like crap because I know the good thing to have done would have been to go back with my brother and not leave him with his cousins and a lot of drunken strangers. I felt like I had abandoned him.



The fact that I was surrounded by a room full of drunk teenage idiots didn’t help anything. All the boys were idiots and simply wiggled their arms around and bounced on the spot which I think they called dancing. As for the girls they spent the entire night spreading their legs, shaking their hips and exposing their breasts. I also had to sit in a stuffy room listening to “music” that I didn’t like but couldn’t avoid due to its volume.



My cousins spent all that night trying to drag me onto the dance floor and I turned them down every time but I did get a few good laughs watching the show on the floor.



After this club closed after 2am I went back with my cousins to a house they had rented. This house was only a 5-10 minute walk from the club so my problem of having to drive people home was solved as I was going one way, them another. So they all walked home and there was nothing else of interest.

Update.
01:45 Aug 13 2005
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The following was written on the 8th of June 2005.

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There is an upcoming Lynch Family gathering. It takes place on August 13th in a pub the family owns.



I am planning to go, I have close to 80 cousins and of them I like the majority of them. However today I was told something that made me laugh but also a little hesitant.



Lately I have been learning to drive, I know it’s a late start on my part but Ive had no interest in driving and I got lessons for x-mas so I decided id use them. Well today Dad said to me while we were there I could drive everyone home from the pub.



This means that I will be driving down pitch black, narrow and overgrown country roads. Now these are not the same as American back roads. I am talking about roads that are just about as wide as the car I will be driving, with brambles and trees growing out into the road.



Also like I said it will be pitch black, I don’t see anyone leaving the pub until about 1am, 2am and there is no illumination on these roads, in fact there are no lights for miles around. So you literally cannot see your hand in front of your face.



Couple all of these things with the fact I will have a car full of drunk people and run the risk of turning a bend and confronting a herd of cattle at any point.



It Should be interesting to say the least.





Oh and there is also talk of the accommodations being a tent on the beach. I actually wouldn’t mind that, but tents smell nasty.





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Well this family thing takes place tomorrow. SO i will not be here for 2 days or so. It still isnt decided if i have to drive people home.

03:40 Aug 11 2005
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The dangers of singing about a Snowman

22:53 Aug 09 2005
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*Eerie Banjo plays: Da da ding ding ding ding ding ding dinnnnng.









No offence.

03:00 Aug 09 2005
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At the risk of damaging my Badass persona i just want to say that everytime i see a photograph like this it makes me smile. Imagine being that kid. For that one point in time he is actually getting to meet Batman, not some man dressed in a suit, as far as that kid is concerned that is Batman. I know its a lie but its a lie told for the right reasons, the kid looks pleased to me.

T-minus 3 hours 20 Minutes.
02:34 Aug 09 2005
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In a little over 3 hours I leave for a days trucking.



The plan for the day is to leave close to 05:30 and head to Mayo, which is on the other side of the country. Although Ireland being the way it is its only about a 3-4 hour drive.



Well the point of this is to just say its amazing what you see and what you learn simply doing a job like trucking. Ive gotten to see behind the scenes of almost every single industry there is, from paper making to cold rolled steel to killing chickens.



Did you know how chickens are killed? They are loaded onto a conveyor belt and as they go along the container the chickens are in is dipped into a small tank of water, an electrode is then lowered into the tank and the chickens are electrocuted for several seconds and then moved further along the belt.



I bet very few people who read this could ever have guessed how their chicken was killed as they sat down to dinner. But then again i dont think most people think about how their food was killed just before they eat it, that could just be me.

00:02 Aug 07 2005
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Damn Cancer and his per-snikity ways.



I had that damn contest solved and now i gotta do it again.

Cancer just called me an ass.
04:43 Aug 04 2005
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Are you sure i dont scare you?
00:19 Aug 04 2005
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but u make a face on here as big bad

n iv asked ppl about u

their shit sacred of u







Word for word what someone just said to me.

When back in rome.
18:50 Aug 03 2005
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Spiteful Loner You are 85% Rational, 0% Extroverted, 85% Brutal, and 28% Arrogant.

You are the Spiteful Loner, the personality type that is most likely to go on a shooting rampage. You are a rational person and tend to hold emotions in very low-esteem; not only that, but you are also rather introverted, meaning you probably bury any emotions you feel deep inside yourself. Combine these traits with your hatred of others and your brutality, and it seems that you would be quite likely to shoot innocent people in a rampage. Not only that, but you are also a very humble person--not a braggart at all--meaning you could possibly have low-self esteem. This is only yet one more incentive to go on a shooting rampage, because you wouldn't care if you died as a result. Granted, you probably haven't gone on a shooting rampage and probably never will, but all the motivations are there. In conclusion, your personality is defective because you are too introverted, brutal, insecure, and rather unemotional. No wonder no one hangs around you, you morbid, cold-hearted freak! To put it less negatively: 1. You are more RATIONAL than intuitive. 2. You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted. 3. You are more BRUTAL than gentle. 4. You are more HUMBLE than arrogant. Compatibility: Your exact opposite is the Televangelist. Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Capitalist Pig, the Smartass, and the Sociopath. * * If you scored near fifty percent for a certain trait (42%-58%), you could very well go either way. For example, someone with 42% Extroversion is slightly leaning towards being an introvert, but is close enough to being an extrovert to be classified that way as well. Below is a list of the other personality types so that you can determine which other possible categories you may fill if you scored near fifty percent for certain traits. The other personality types: The Emo Kid: Intuitive, Introverted, Gentle, Humble. The Starving Artist: Intuitive, Introverted, Gentle, Arrogant. The Bitch-Slap: Intuitive, Introverted, Brutal, Humble. The Brute: Intuitive, Introverted, Brutal, Arrogant. The Hippie: Intuitive, Extroverted, Gentle, Humble. The Televangelist: Intuitive, Extroverted, Gentle, Arrogant. The Schoolyard Bully: Intuitive, Extroverted, Brutal, Humble. The Class Clown: Intuitive, Extroverted, Brutal, Arrogant. The Robot: Rational, Introverted, Gentle, Humble. The Haughty Intellectual: Rational, Introverted, Gentle, Arrogant. The Spiteful Loner: Rational, Introverted, Brutal, Humble. The Sociopath: Rational, Introverted, Brutal, Arrogant. The Hand-Raiser: Rational, Extroverted, Gentle, Humble. The Braggart: Rational, Extroverted, Gentle, Arrogant. The Capitalist Pig: Rational, Extroverted, Brutal, Humble. The Smartass: Rational, Extroverted, Brutal, Arrogant.

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 74% on Rationality You scored higher than 0% on Extroversion You scored higher than 95% on Brutality You scored higher than 20% on Arrogance

Link: The Personality Defect Test written by saint_gasoline on Ok Cupid

23:57 Aug 02 2005
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Well tonight i was sitting there watching tv and we have an all Irish language channel here called TG ceathair, which means teilifís na Gaeilge 4. Basically it is the 4th terrestrial station we have. Anyway like i said it is an all Irish station but that being said they have a very good habit of showing excellent films unedited and uncut. Nothing PC on Irish telly.



I was sitting there and i heard :



"Anois ar TG ceathair, Robocop do"



Which translates to Now on TG4 Robocop 2.



So i spent a happy 2 hours and 10 minutes watching an overly violent version of cops and robbers and once again i loved every second of it so in celebration i give you in conjuncture with Robocop Trivia part 1.

ROBOCOP 2 TRIVIA

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• The point-of-view shots from Robocop include references to MS-DOS, while the point-of-view shots from Robocop 2 feature a Apple Macintosh-style interface, with a skull instead of the Apple logo.



• Robocop's new directives are:





•DIRECTIVE 233 Restrain hostile feelings

•DIRECTIVE 234 Promote positive attitude

•DIRECTIVE 235 Suppress aggressiveness

•DIRECTIVE 236 Promote pro-social values

•DIRECTIVE 246 Don't rush traffic lights (repeated below)

•DIRECTIVE 254 Encourage awareness

•DIRECTIVE 256 Discourage harsh language

•DIRECTIVE 258 Commend sincere efforts

•DIRECTIVE 261 Talk things out

•DIRECTIVE 262 Avoid Orion meetings

•DIRECTIVE 266 Smile

•DIRECTIVE 267 Keep an open mind

•DIRECTIVE 268 Encourage participation

•DIRECTIVE 273 Avoid stereotyping

•DIRECTIVE 278 Seek non-violent solutions

•DIRECTIVE 238 Avoid destructive behaviour

•DIRECTIVE 239 Be accessible

•DIRECTIVE 240 Participate in group activities

•DIRECTIVE 241 Avoid interpersonal conflicts

•DIRECTIVE 242 Avoid premature value judgements

•DIRECTIVE 243 Pool opinions before expressing yourself

•DIRECTIVE 244 Discourage feelings of negativity and hostility

•DIRECTIVE 245 If you haven't got anything nice to say don't talk

•DIRECTIVE 246 Don't rush traffic lights

•DIRECTIVE 247 Don't run through puddles and splash pedestrians or other cars

•DIRECTIVE 248 Don't say that you are always prompt when you are not

•DIRECTIVE 249 Don't be oversensitive to the hostility and negativity of others

•DIRECTIVE 250 Don't walk across a ballroom floor swinging your arms





•A directive which is only seen briefly in the scene where they are having trouble uploading the new directives into Robocop is "Directive 262: Avoid Orion Meetings". Orion Pictures Corporation[us] was a production and distribution company for Robocop 2.





•In the scene where Robocop was being reprogrammed by Dr. Juliette Faxx, the following hex numbers scroll quickly up the screen: "50 45 54 45 20 4B 55 52 41 4E 20 49 53 20 41 20 47 52 45 41 54 20 47 55 59". Converted to ASCII text, it reads: "PETE KURAN IS A GREAT GUY". Peter Kuran was the special effects photographer.



•Director Cameo: [(Irvin Kershner) when Juliette Faxx is going through death row inmates' files on the computer] the first picture you see is that of director Irvin Kershner



•Cameo: [Frank Miller] (One of the screenwriters), "Frank", the chemist who makes the drug "Nuke" for Cain.



•When Robocop is in the Arcade, the majority of the video games are created by Data East. Data East was the creator behind the Robocop video games.



•Robocop 2/Cain's metal body has the symbol for nuclear radiation attached to the chest. For most of the film, Cain produces & deals the designer drug Nuke.



•While displaying Robocop's new directives at the police station, the cable plugged into his head is actually a water supply coupling for a toilet.



•In the segment when the police are raiding the nuke lab, Robo recreates the infamous "scope shot" where he shoots a sniper in the eye through the snipers own scope. This is based upon the real life exploits of Marine sniper Carlos Hathcock.



•The press conference where Mayor Cusack shouts at the media was filmed in front of the east entrance to the Houston City Hall building (901 Bagby, Houston, Texas).



•The grand finale was filmed at Wortham Center in the Theatre District in Houston. In several scenes, the white building which was seen in the background was the Alley Theatre; CGI imagery was used to create the visible damage during the final scenes.



•One of the buildings shown at OCP's demonstration of their plans for Detroit is the Bank of America building located at 700 Louisiana in downtown Houston (the orange building in three triangles).



•The leaking fire hydrant scene which was filmed on a street paved with red bricks was actually filmed on Andrews Street in the Freedmen's Town Historical District, located in Houston, Texas.



•While producers loved 'Frank Miller' 's original version of the script, they quickly realized it was unfilmable as written. The final screen version was heavily rewritten and bears only a superficial resemblance to Miller's story. In 2003, Miller's screenplay was adapted into a comic book series titled, appropriately, "Frank Miller's RoboCop".



•The folding submachine guns used by the bad guys are Russian PP-90s.



• Tim Hunter, who was set to direct but quit the project over "creative differences" during pre-production and was replaced by Irvin Kershner.



•The role played by Patricia Charbonneau was originally written as a man.



•Norwegian director Nils Gaup was offered the project but turned it down.



• Alan Moore was originally offered the chance to write the film, but turned it down.



•The tiny "container" that held the drug Nuke was actually a saline re-moisturizer for contact lens wearers in the late 1980s and early 1990s. It was obviously dyed red and, in some shots, had a small needle sticking out after someone removes the covering.

Some people are just retarded.
00:44 Aug 02 2005
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This is a message that got sent to me in response to my System message:

ok...u fuckin homo...ur music is gay and so are you..u look like u suck dick for coke bitch,,why dont u take ur message and lick ur ass with it then eat it, il fuckin kill u then rap ur body in dog shit then eat it then throw u down a cliff side while ridin a naked man down a hill eatin ice cream off his ass and lickin my pussy dry u sick fuck..im goin2 call the cops and have this peice of shit u call a shit site down and laugh at u hahah u and cancer u lick my my ass too and all you other administrators cuz you are alll bitchs and deisive to die...i hatre you all im goin 2 kill my self and blame you all for it and make sure u go 2 jail u fuckin bastard and say u raped me..haha now what i hope u like that u cunt cum gossler faget ass bitch homo sucking fetus nuts off cancers body while eatin raw bloody pussy with some girl on her period..niggaz..yeaya home boy what now..il ride on u 6 4 deep thats right 6 4 DEEP bitchs...word to ya mother..im out have a nice day =) o and theres alway an and....i can see you..sittin there you touch her didnt you...dont lie..i knw you did..you touch her and me..im fingering my self as we speak..its SO good and fast and hard...OMG IM GOIN 2 CUM ALL OVER THE SCREEN writin this 2 you..its gets me off..yeaYEA...have nice day ;) bitches







It wouldn’t be so bad if it weren’t written so badly either. Oh and i deleted the persons account so dont bother looking for them.