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23 entries this month
Okay, I lied, one more for the road...
18:03 Sep 30 2008
Times Read: 727
STD ALERT! Hold your twazoos and put a helmet on your soldiers ladies and germs (no pun intended)!
Quote: Don't Ask Whether I'm A Guy Or A Girl, I Have A Dick In My Pants Bigger Then Your Moms Strap On BITCH
Ni Hao :]
I'm *****
I'm Random
I'm Gay
I Love Making Friends
I'm Very Social
I'm Extremely Flirty
I'm So Famous I Piss Glitter
Okay, where to begin? Why does everyone seem to know about my mom's strap-on? Why would I ask about your gender based on a dick in your pants (see how it made this Whelp talk about my mom)? Finally, if you are pissing glitter from fame, then you have got some pretty famous STDs!
Last one for today... I hope!17:07 Sep 30 2008
Times Read: 728
Piss off! Does AARP know about you? In addition, I am thinking if we took away the two "reincarnations" this Whelp is twelve. Oh, and cheers on not killing "innocents", but tell me this? Where were you the last 8 years George Bush was in office? Scratch that, where were you when his daddy was Prez? Alzheimer's has made you dopey. *hands vampiric dentures* Good luck finding your way out of your coffin.
I have lived over 246 years.
i have been reincarnated two times, or atleast that's all i remember. i love human blood, but i don't kill innocents.
Says, who? John Edwards?16:59 Sep 30 2008
Times Read: 731
Blessed be smarter than this! No names necessary. Look for them at a psychic booth at your local carnival.
Yes i am new to being a wiccan so i may not be very powerfull but im am trying to learn as mutch as i can and my master says i may do quite well cuz i just started last night at 10 and by 11 i could sense the book he gave me to use was blessed by a high priestess.
I once came across a dollar bill I could sense was blessed by a stripper! Eww, right?
Demi god vs. my demi-bra16:47 Sep 30 2008
Times Read: 734
So, you've got a demi-god pact thing happening, you loon?! I bet that my cat can kick your demon-demi-god thing's ass any day! Pixie is very tough! Even her name should strike fear.... One of this person's many friggin' names has been dropped, the other was too funny not to keep.
Quote: Don't make friends, make love because friends pass with time, love last forever
In theory, the quote itself screams STUPIDITY'S VICTIM!
The names***** but some call me Deaciouse Verranise Arkunis. I dont know what I am, yet. I am a Shadowmancer who has made a pact with my Demi-Devil Genosis the Seven Tailed Shadow Devil. Genosis is a Soul Eater, which means Angels, Fallen Angels, Demons, Ghosts, Giests, etc. anything spiritual he will eat by my command. I can also acquire his mask when someone I love or a friend is in danger. This allows me to tap into at most 2% of his true power, which is just enough to deal with anyone or anything. I am taken by a beautiful and wonderful Vampire whose name I shall not mention yet.
Again, I pit my cat against your cheap 2 percenter of a demi-devil any day... What's sad is that vampire you are dating has no strength of their own, evidently. Sic 'em, Pixie!!!!
Fear and Loathing in VR16:18 Sep 30 2008
Times Read: 735
Maybe I am too happy... Maybe I am the self-pity Nazi... Either way, can we please make an attempt to make this person happier? I am so depressed I am going to paper-cut myself to death! Name: protected.
Quote: I Deserve to Die
I'm seventeen and worthless. I can't help anyone or anything and I hate life. No, I'm not emo, I just know the truth. There are some beauties in life, just not many for me.
Ahh, to hell with it *points to a selection of knives* I double-dog dare ya! Go deprive the world of yourself. Because, life doesn't get easier, sweetheart.
A sphincter says, "WHAT"?15:53 Sep 30 2008
Times Read: 738
A stake in the heart beats two in the bush, apparently. This really isn't worthy of the flaming, but the quote annoyed me to no end. Who said this? Paris Hilton? In fact, did Paris Hilton write it? The spelling would then be quite accurate. Name is protected... but the spelling might give them away in the future.
Quote: "preaty people never lie, vampires never realy die"
The name of the beast!04:30 Sep 29 2008
Times Read: 733
When the first seal was broken, stupidity stepped forward and I said, "Idiot, be thy name!". I promptly pimp-slapped them and sent them off to grammar school. Yes, name is protected, but the names of this person's parents are not:
i am dark brooding and merciless, i feast on blood and souls, my power is unparalleled in all the universes even the lycen and the angels fear me. I am the best of the best and the worst of the worst. i am somebody u should fear tremble at my name. i am strong i am invincible.
i am the first son of Michael Corvin and saline.
Request Denied!03:58 Sep 29 2008
Times Read: 739
Look, I hardly believe I share the same opinions on many matters -- partly because I just like to have things debate about, but this? This quote from the slightly off center Whelp... To hell with that! Name has been withheld, purely because someone might fulfill their request.
Quote: Show me death and i'll show you love!
You show me death, I will show you a ghost with a foot up your ass!!!
10:53 Sep 22 2008
Times Read: 781
This is Vampire Rave not CNN! The name of this activist has been kept from this post... THough, Im not sure why...
u r wrong fucked and over-rated i think im going to b sik and its ur fault....justice system?....is there justice in the system?....or is it JUST US in the system?......but hey
...why so serious right?...im here to introduce a little ANARCHY into ur life...maybe some of u will learn...most of u will fail to comprehend...
I do too have vampire knowledge! *stomps*09:24 Sep 22 2008
Times Read: 783
Now, is this prejudiced, or what? You don't know if I crave a warm cup of A Pos in the middle of the night because nothing else will hit the spot? Hmm? I put my "gift of locating the source of bullshit" against your "vampire knowledge" which is, as you've advised with multiple syllabled words, only someone with the POWAH! would understand. I hereby shred before all of VR, your Vampire Wannabe Diploma. You no graduated with a B.S. in BS.
a goth with the thirst and hunger for blood, uncomprehendable to those without the vampire knowledge
Jesse Owens on yo' ass!04:43 Sep 22 2008
Times Read: 798
Look, Noob-boob, you're better off just leaving the quote blank... I've protected the name of the innocent in hopes that they will have a galactic sized epiphany in the near future...
Quote: If I tell Will You Run or Stay!!!!!!!
You know what, I'm just going to to run anyway...
Scarface -- the Vampire!08:52 Sep 19 2008
Times Read: 820
Gangster vamps? Have the vampire infiltrated the last natural resource in America?! No names on this Whelp. I fear they may bust a cap in my ass... *rolls eyes*
This is just a snippet of the pro. The rest well, I have to say -- not too shabby. *grins maniacally*
I dont have many interests except my guns that are locked up, my money that is locked up too. I am the gangster of all gangsters in my hood.
Liar, indeed!
08:15 Sep 19 2008
Times Read: 821
Let's be real folks, role playing is fun! Still, some have no clue where to draw the line. Frankly, these people frighten me. If some silly twat attempts to convince me they are telling the truth when their name is that of a movie character, and they just so happen to be in the "lifestyle", "out of the coffin", "Out in the moonlight" and such -- be prepared for me to mace you and dial 911.
This dear Whelp has proven my point in why we should be weary... Either that, or I should just tell you all now that my real name is actually Sarah Connor, Emily Rose or Ronald McDonald...
In this case, the name is not withheld because, well... duh!
P.S. The nerve of coming to VR and assuming us ancients don't understand the definition of a lycan... *sighs* Test-tube baby.
My name is cloudxx90 but my real name is Micheal Corvin. I like anything that deals with either vampyres or lycans (werewolves for those of you that don't know what a lycan is). I also like sports of all kinds. I don't tolerate liars or backstabbers. My favorite movie is Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children.
Availability....20:12 Sep 18 2008
Times Read: 846
Oh dear lord! I know we are not on speaking terms, but c'mon -- must you always send me the oddest jokes?
Guys, word of advice, this is a shit pick up line...
From:
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13:44:48
Sep 18 2008
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hi there.my name is ****** and i was wondering if u were single.
Do NOT molest my cats!!09:08 Sep 18 2008
Times Read: 850
Please, I only hope you don't fuck my cats! The rest of my family is on their own... Thank you horny little Whelp may condoms always be available and your access to erections run a'plenty! Yeah, yeah, no names to protect the innocently -- or scary stupid... I can't really tell which here.
Quote: i can do your mum better than your dad and brother ever will! im bi so dont let me around your sister either!
DO NOT ASK!!!!02:20 Sep 16 2008
Times Read: 884
I call on the corners... of the rubber asylum walls at VR Sanitarium! Inmates, we have a new patient that needs our love and support. However, you cannot talk to, approach nor be seen by said individual. Oh, and their name has been protected, so good luck figuring out who it is! Poor lamb.
Well...just to let all of you know i do have social anxiety and human phobia, the other thing you should all know. I am gay. Ok cool im glad you know that now. So if you have any questions for me feel free to ask.
Gay, scared -- of everything and everyone. Questions? How in the hell did you have a chance to determine your sexuality and how scared will you be of anyone that may or may not hit on you? Do the pictures in magazines scare and excite you? Furthermore, were you scared as you wrote this profile? I mean, PEOPLE will read it and know that you exist... Especially now that I HAVE FOUND YOU! Muahahahahahaha
Actually, I feel kind of bad. I guess this one made the cut because Im curious if this is an attempt at curing themselves or scaring the ever-loving shit out of themselves after their first "contact" with our screwy Rave? Hell, if anyone asks them a question, they are a goner!
08:27 Sep 15 2008
Times Read: 904
Well, all I can say is "The password is 'vagina'"
No names, no names... Thank you Whelp!
I like
Vagina
oh....
****** is my wife by the way... don't you FUCKIN' Touch!!!
My
Vagina
There ya have it folks! Do NOT touch that vagina!
Ahhh, a refreshing cup o' dopey!
00:25 Sep 15 2008
Times Read: 926
We must not let this person suck! It could cost us all of our lives!!! So, if you see this Whelp, please, I ask you to bound and gag them and chuck 'em in the trunk of your car. I fear for the Earth's well-being, otherwise. Yeah, yeah... name is withheld.
Quote: i will suck u die :O
Death Penalty is harsh???? You pussies.21:02 Sep 10 2008
Times Read: 945
Okay, homicidal maniac in our midst and it is my duty as VR bitch to out them before they... attack you with their adolescent Fight Club posse... Yeah yeah, names are protected...
16 is still young enough to put in a full nelson and bash their pimpled face into their barney sheeted bed, right?!
Im 16 And I Like Fighting!!!
Killing People Wouldnt Bother Me One Bit!!!
My Home Boys R ****, *****, ******!
I Love My Girl ****
The Unicycler!!10:42 Sep 10 2008
Times Read: 959
You thought the Unibomber was an issue? A mere smurf compared to this golden nugget of a profile I came across. Screw the names -- they aren't innocent (but still protected). I am working on a humanitarian award for this fine addition to the VR universe... BTW, there really is nothing more threatening than a man on a unicycle! It's "mind-bottling"! Plus, I thought unicycles were just the bike you got when your parents wanted you to get your ass kicked alongside mimes?
Quote: fuck you to
im a very hated person dnt try to get to know me cuz u will end up hating me to i smoke pot i dnt give a fuck about ur opinion i fucking unicycle yes thts the fucking thing with one wheel im also very open to suggestions as long as they are my own i dnt care about ur hate or sadness im single i listen to all music thts all fuckers
Surprise!!!!!01:59 Sep 10 2008
Times Read: 977
And the winner of the sex-offender award goes to this fine Whelp whose name I should splatter all over the place... *sigh* but names are still protected. Though, in this case, Cancer should have this guy knocking on all doors and introducing himself to the neighborhood...
Quote: It's not rape, it's surprise sex.
23:59 Sep 09 2008
Times Read: 982
This is a non-sequiter want ad I found from a newbie -- I don't know if this is for a car, cabinet, house or what? Any ideas on this? I mean, you don't think they meant *hushed words* physique? No names for the damned "innocent".
Profile reads:
VERY WELL BUILT !!!!!!
Too easy...21:21 Sep 09 2008
Times Read: 994
Why join VR and waste my rating time with this shit? Thank you dear Whelp -- I needed a new entry... I continue to protect the names of the "innocent".
Profile reads:
wth do you care?
Bless your dopey cotton-socks, dear heart! Because I really could care less...
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COMMENTS
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Oceanne
19:51 Sep 30 2008
Oh no doubt!!
GypsyOfTheGreen
05:35 Oct 01 2008
ewwwwwww just eww