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ROFL, give me credit -- this is disturbingly funny!







For those that don't know, Ethel Muts was Lucille Ball's friend on "I Love Lucy".

When Lehman Brothers went under, the Howard Stern Show was there...

I'm a more than silly sometimes. I catch the giggles at the wrong times: weddings, funerals, churches... oh the list goes on! Here are some things that made me giggle today...



Oh, a Rorshach test is where you look at splotchy images and then say what comes to mind:



This one made me think it could contend with diamonds as a girls best friend...





If I could make money for every time I have thought this while speaking with someone...





The truth...





The most honest thing I could ever say...





Something for The Bush's to consider...





That's all for this entry... Oh, any typos are purely for reasons of comedy (that is my story and I am sticking to it!!)

This special video shout out goes out to anyone out there that I know, you know, we all know that fits in this category....

You are fucking fired!

I am not a drinker. It is far and in between that I consume alcohol and even then, I nurse the same drink. So, where I got it in my head that I wanted a bottle of Tequila is beyond the realm of my normal idiocy.



Now, imagine, if you will -- a half-dresses lunatic scooting her drunk ass on crutches to stick my head in the toilet bowl every few moments. It is what my Dad calls an "O Rourke" (cuz of the heaving hellish noises sound like youre saying that name.



I am dumb. Drinking is dumb. I hate my cast and would love to take it off myself.