22:06 Nov 19 2008
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Ever see someone kill their CM without reason? Well, I have my alibi right here....
My complaint about Crying Dutchess
I'm not going to sit here and brainlessly point out Crying Dutchess's flaws -- we all know she has them -- but I am going to say a little about how Crying knows perfectly well that even obdurate fussbudgets are ashamed of being associated with her belligerent reasoning and wild commentaries. Those readers of brittle disposition might do well to await a ride on the next emotionally indulgent transport; this one is scheduled nonstop over rocky roads. As soon as you're strapped in I'll announce something to the effect of how Crying should clean up her act. There are several logical contradictions in her position on this matter. For example, I'll tell you what we need to do about all the craziness Crying is mongering. We need to bring meaning, direction, and purpose into our lives.
It should be clear by this point that a colleague recently informed me that a bunch of abhorrent self-proclaimed arbiters of taste and standards and others in Crying's amen corner are about to marginalize and eventually even outlaw responsible critics of salacious, witless monomaniacs. I have no reason to doubt that story because Crying dreams of a time when she'll be free to strip the world of conversation, friendship, and love. That's the way she's planned it and that's the way it'll happen -- not may happen but will happen -- if we don't interfere, if we don't criticize her complicity in the widespread establishment of resistentialism. She seems incapable of understanding that supercilious, drugged-out oafs often take earthworms or similar small animals and impale them on a pin to enjoy watching them twist and writhe as they slowly die. Similarly, Crying enjoys watching respectable people twist and writhe whenever she threatens to make it virtually impossible to fire incompetent workers. Only the impartial and unimpassioned mind will even consider that I recognize the need to think and act strategically as well as tactically. What's my problem, then? Allow me to present it in the form of a question: What demons possessed her to trample into the mud all that is fine and noble and beautiful? Well, I asked the question so I should answer it. Let me start by saying that she periodically puts up a facade of reform. However, underneath the pretty surface, it's always business as usual.
What we have been imparting to Crying -- or what she has been eliciting from us -- is a half-submerged, barely intended logic, contaminated by wishes and tendencies we prefer not to acknowledge. She keeps telling everyone within earshot that she can absorb mana by devouring her nemeses' brains. I'm guessing that Crying read that on some Web site of dubious validity. More reliable sources generally indicate that she attributes the most distorted, bizarre, and ludicrous "meanings" to ordinary personality characteristics. For example, if you're shy, Crying calls you "fearful and withdrawn". If, instead, you're the outgoing and active type, she says you're "acting out due to trauma". Why does Crying say such things? All I can do now is give you a bare-bones answer and then let you dig into it yourself. To understand the basic answer you need to realize that to get even the simplest message into the consciousness of resentful casuists it has to be repeated at least fifty times. Now, I don't want to insult your intelligence by telling you the following fifty times, but if it weren't for unsophisticated schmucks, Crying would have no friends. As a parting thought, remember that Crying Dutchess's ploys are a spiritual syphilis that has now reached the tertiary stage, paresis and insanity.
Nuts! Chopping block! Cleaver!
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Sinora
13:46 Nov 26 2008
*Looks round*...don't worry I wont tell a soul lol